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“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

For some reason, it was deeply funny. “Do you not know how to wash a pepper?” I asked. “I know how,” he insisted, rinsing it like it was contaminated. “I’m just… doing it thoroughly.” “You’re power-washing it.” “It deserves cleanliness,” he said, dead serious. I laughed, and the sound surprised me because it came out easy. Jace glanced over his shoulder, and for a second he looked… pleased. Like he’d accomplished something just by making me laugh. Which was ridiculous.

He pulled again, nothing came out. Mia looked away in fear. "It’s a fake gun, fool," Crystal weighed in with a chuckle. "Now, let's play the real game, motherfucker." She took out a gun from beneath her pillow and aimed at Amad. "Say your prayers."

No way. The two men immediately burst out laughing, not little chuckles, but full-blown, can’t-breathe laughter. Jefferey nearly doubled over while Joseph wasn’t much better. “The pranker got pranked,” Jefferey said, wiping tears from his eyes.

Jessica said as she stared at Caitlyn. I choked on my drink from laughing and trying to swallow at the same time as James laid his head down on his arms and laughed. Adara nudged me in the ribs and it was the first time she’d touched me in weeks. That one touch gave me hope, even though I was laughing obscenely loudly. “What?” Caitlyn asked, frowning in her confusion. “Is that a fat joke?” James laughed louder and I couldn’t control myself anymore either. Jessica’s face remained impassive as she looked at Caitlyn. I could see Malachi was fighting the urge to laugh as well.

I tried to be sarcastic but it came out as more of a joke. "So Jerry and I are shaing mats now. Cool, cool." He sat down and started stretching. Adam didn't move the mat to make more room between us, even though he could have. And seeing as we kept touching and hitting one another in certain poses, he honestly should have moved.

They join in the laughter themselves, embracing the shared experience and finding solace in the camaraderie that binds us. As the laughter gradually subsides, a sense of lightness fills the air. The room is no longer just a place for cleaning and chores; it has become a haven of laughter and shared memories. We exchange playful banter and teasing remarks, savoring the moments of levity that bring us closer together. Laughter fills the room as we indulge in playful banter, with Lily’s recent slip becoming the focal point of our jests. I can’t help but join in, concocting creative jokes that fit the scene perfectly.

she says, genuinely sounding happy for me. “How was your day?” I ask her, and they both bust out laughing again. I have no idea what is so funny, and as they start to tell me what went on, they are laughing so hard, I can hardly understand them. All I gather is that some older gentlemen came into one of the offices they were cleaning, not realizing they were there, barking about something embarrassing on the phone. Something about not getting the right Viagra dosage delivered or something, and they had to pretend not to hear him, but he saw them, and then it was hilarious somehow. I didn’t understand. Mim says, “You really had to be there.”

I could literally die if I fuck up more than I’ve been doing…but, I can’t tell him that. “I’m here, okay? No matter what, you have me.” He looks me right in the eye, assuring me tenderly with a smile this time. “But damn, you really do look like shit right now, and when was the last time you used deodorant?” His unconventional joke in my time of sadness makes me break into laughter. It wasn’t funny but it was whatever it was and it makes me laugh. I just needed to laugh. It rolls out of me effortlessly, like everything was with Adam. While I choke on my saliva, he watches me, amused for the duration of my chuckling.