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I love it when Jorge smiles at me. We were laughing about my latest pay in Cards Against Humanity. The black card asked us to complete the sentence, “Nothing in life is certain except death and ….” I put “kids with ass cancer.” “Damn girl, you are against humanity,” Jorge joked, laughing like music to my ears. “Sorry, I didn’t have anything else,” I laughed back. Stretch my legs out and Jorge picks them up. He starts rubbing my ankles. “I can’t believe my pregnant sister made that joke,” Solen choked out as he laughed.

“Oh! Oh, she clearance fine today! A discount diva! See, it ain’t the dress wearin’ you...you wearin’ that dress like it owes you child support.” I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my highlighter. “Boy, get outta here.” “I might have to ask you out on a date. Just one, before you get scooped by a hedge fund man.” “You’d be lucky,” I said, smirking as I clicked through another suspicious P****l transaction labeled “office maintenance” that was clearly someone’s Brazilian butt lift. Trevor was in the middle of making a joke about government officials and BBLs when we both froze, because the hallway suddenly sounded like a WWE Royal Rumble.

He glanced at Jaden with an evil and mischievous smile. Meanwhile, Jaden almost felt like crying. "Fuck!!" it was a thousand dollars. How could he let it go. A thousand dollar just to clean a shoe. It was down grading but he was truly willing to do it. The thought of the two women in his house made him decide to give in after all, they would only laugh at him and that would be all. It wasn't the first time people would be laughing at him so this one should be a worthy cause.

“That guy's breath stinks like rotten potatoes.” If I wasn't so occupied with playing detective for the man who got my best friend knocked up, then I probably would have laughed hard at the joke. But I continued my list, naming every man I could remember Ashley ever dating or briefly mentioning. With each guess, I was met with a denial, a chuckle or an amusing laughter.

"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up" She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing" "so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny" "it was flour" "I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina" "she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her" "you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.

"You think? Well, I don't have the big boobs you'd expect, but at least I'm very loyal. In fact, I've been with you all my life. You should think about it." "You know the answer." Alby replied looking amused. Logan shook his head slowly. "Why? Got the one I just forgot." "Your fault," Logan's eyebrow rose. "What did I do wrong?" "It's your fault that you have a tail between your thighs. You... Can't wake me up." The two grown men laughed. Typical jokes between them are always vulgar. Never far from the crotch. It's actually normal, especially if there is Keenan, it's been confirmed that their dirty words will continue.

he shook his head like I needed the definition of the meaning of work. “So am I, I’m cleaning their pool” I admitted, not totally a lie but it was close to one. “You… cleaning their pool?” he laughed at the idea. “Alright it’s not exactly a joke” I scoffed but it felt good to see him loosen up after the head fuck, I just caused him so he can laugh at me all he wants I’m totally ok with that. “You with your hooped earrings and baggy clothes” he motioned to my black joggers and baggy t-shirt. Well damn he doesn’t have to do me like that, what was wrong with my outfit?

she said to herself with a sly smile. At the finesse company, it was evening already, Adele had a tough day picking needles and sweeping threads and torn fabrics from her madam's office. She yawned after dumping the last garbage bag. “So nothing special being the madam cleaner,” one of the cleaner girls said with a sarcastic tone to Adele who turned. She sighs as she doesn’t have the strength for unnecessary trouble. “ Always running around like a duck. I could see how special you felt the day you were introduced. Do you still feel special?” She asked laughing at Adele who sighed.

Green squealed annoyed, like the uncle in front of her wanted to come back to feel the handle of her umbrella that had landed on his shoulder a minute ago. "Don't take it so seriously, I'm kidding." "The joke of the uncles is sooo wierd!" Green said, carrying the two empty chicken stamp bowls. "Ohhh, so you want me to take you in serious?!" asked him ridiculously. "Don't be soo ridiculous." "I'm joking, but if you want to be serious it's okay." He did say he was joking, but it was obvious from his tone that the man meant what he had just said. "Sorry, no interest in the uncles," Green said while washed the dishes.