Adult Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

Bradley Fry, my CEO husband, loves bringing his friends home for meals the most. He claims that this makes them feel like an actual family. As they drink in the feast I've whipped up for everyone, one of Bradley's friends comments smilingly, "I knew that you were a virtuous one, Emily! Now this is how the legitimate wife should act!" My expression doesn't falter as I ask in a half-joking manner, "Oh? Does Bradley have a spoiled and pampered mistress by his side, then?" His friends are stunned by my question. A trace of panic crosses their eyes simultaneously. But Bradley just wraps an arm around my shoulders with a smile. "Don't listen to their nonsense, Emily. Who else is worthy as my

It was a small moment of levity, a brief respite from the weight of her problems. Florence couldn’t help but chuckle, the sound echoing through the quiet night. “You’re terrible,” she teased, a smile spreading across her face. “Oh please, you loved it.” He smiled more handsomely. Chaos, sensing her lighter mood, decided to keep the humor going, “I have another one.” he announced, a mischievous glint in his eye. She chuckled, and mocked him playfully. “Please do tell.” He crossed his arms against his chest as he kept that stupidly handsome smile on his face, “Knock knock.”

I was feeling so good till. "Knock knock!" Someone chimes from the door. I recognize that voice. Nicko stopped immediately. "Fuck!" He groan in anger. T.B.C

"Carpentry ain't easy. Jesus 'Whistling Hands' Christ was a carpenter all those years ago, so you know it's tough work." I laughed at his irreverence -- he was always known to run screaming from a church, so the jokes were to be expected. "Where did you hear that one? It doesn't feel like yours." I asked. "A bad movie podcast. We Hate Movies. I steal their jokes more than I want to admit," he said bashfully. "Aww, that's okay. I wouldn't hear them otherwise. So... how long do I have to wait for your revenge?" Ronny glanced back at me. "My next prank? Depends. Do you have any rules you need to establish?" He gave me such a pointed look, he had to have something specific in mind, but I wasn't

After paying for our coffees we went to the apartments and looked for the unit number. *knock, knock, knock* “Dude why do you have to do a cop knock?” I asked Joel. He looked at me incredulously. “What the hell is a cop knock?” He asked. I sighed, dumbass. The door then opened and some beef cake opened up. “Can I help ya’ll?” He asked in his southern drawl. “We’re looking for Garrett.” I answered. “Yo Garrett, it’s for you.” He left the door cracked and walked off. We stood there waiting until a tall, built blonde haired guy walked up.

Knock! Shawty heard a knock on the door. "Come in," Shawty said. The secretary walked into the office. "This is this year’s account statement," she said. Shawty stretched her hand and accepted the document. "You can leave," Shs said. The secretary bowed and walked out of the office. Shawty flipped the document leisurely. 'One... two... three... four... five... " She counted slowly. Knock! There was a knock on the door again.

Right as someone goes to suck on my nipple I hear KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! **End of it** Damn it not again I thought to myself.....

“Knock” “Knock” “Knock” I hear someone knocking on the door and rush to answer it, because I have been waiting for Jordan for the last two days. He went with Jon on a fishing trip, just the two of them and I have been stuck home, moping around the house. Bored out of my mind, I called someone I knew from way back when.

Mino's smile quickly faded, and he rubbed his the back of his neck. "It's a joke!" he exclaimed. "What joke? Where is the joke?" the princess asked frankly, for what he said was not funny. Mino took a big breath and just looked up because it appeared that he would have a difficult time messing with the princess. "It was like this when I said "Knock! Knock!" you'll ask, "Who's there?" is that clear?" he politely said. "Why should I inquire who is there when I know that you are-" Vreihya asked. "Just do it! For Pete's sake!" Mino cut her off, forcing a smile because he appeared to be losing patience. He just wants to make a joke for Pete's sake!

He stated his boundaries, making Cam and I laugh lightly. "Fine." "So Cam, I've got new jokes for you." "Alright, let's hear them." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The interrupting cow." "Did you get that joke from the cartoon 'Home'?" Cam laughed. "Gee, I hoped you wouldn't know it." Rodney clapped his forehead and we all laughed.