Ano Ang Sunod Sa English Joke

"Maghiwalay na tayo, Dwayne.." nakikiusap ang aking tono sa aking asawa. Pagud na pagod ang puso, isipan at katawan ko sa buhay pag aasawang meron ako. Inaalila lang ako ng pamilya niya, at siya naman ay binabalewala lang ako.. Ayoko na talaga! "Sinong may sabi sayong maghihiwalay tayo? LJ, tandaan mo, ikaw ang humiling nito sa akin, ibinibigay ko lang ang gusto mo. Ayaw mo na? magdusa ka habang buhay!" iyon lang ang sinabi ni Dwayne, bago niya ako tuluyang iwanan sa bahay.

Kathleen believes that being single is sufficient. She does not require a man in her life. That is what she has always believed. But one day, she meets the man who would convinced her that everything she thinks is a lie. A man who can fill her stomach with butterflies. Not only butterflies, but hunger, need, and insatiable pleasure. Their fate appears to be playing them alone. Now she was smitten by his charisma. Falling into a pit where there is no point of turning back. She's trapped and can't even escape her own feelings. Worse yet, she discovered that the man she most desired was already married. Will she be able to fight for him? Will she be able to do anything just to please her own desire? Will she be able to bear the pain? Or will she be able end up getting every bit of him, by hook or by crook.

Mula sa pag papanggap ng bilang isang nobya dala ng pagmamayabang, napahamak ang dalaga, ngunit na iligtas ng hindi kilalang tao. Buwan ang lumipas muli silang pinagtagpo ng tadhana. Ano kaya ang istorya sa pagitan nilang dalawa.

Nang magising si Amella mula sa matagal na pagkahimlay, natagpuan na lang niya ang kanyang sarili na walang alaala sa kanyang nakaraan. Ni-mukha niya ay bago sa kanyang mga mata. Maging ang sariling pangalan ay hindi siya pamilyar. Maging ang sarili niya hindi niya kilala. Hindi niya alam kung saan siya magsisimulang hanapin ang sarili, lalo na nang malaman niyang ikinasal na siya sa isang lalaking nagngangalang Christian. At lalong gumulo ang mundo niya nang lumitaw si Hade sa buhay niya. Ang kanyang buhay ay naging magulo at puno ng mga katanungan. Sino si Hade? Bahagi nga ba siya ng nakaraan niya? Ginugulo ng lalaki ang kanyang diwa pati na rin ang kanyang puso. "Ang Dalawang Mukha sa loob ng iisang katauhan"

Dahil sa isang laro ng kanyang mga kaibigan, nagawa niyang halikan ang baliw na lalaki na palaboy-laboy sa labas ng kanilang university. Ang hindi niya alam may tinatago pala itong multiple identity. Maliban sa isa itong sikat na singer, Famous Doctor, a professor, Mafia King at higit sa lahat nagtatagong Multi-billionaire. Kung ikaw siya? Hindi ka ba mababaliw?

Love is unpredictable, and often comes when we least expect it. Love can be felt for any number of reasons, and it’s those unexpected qualities that make someone stand out from the crowd. But what if that someone can’t be your mate, and loving her is against the rule? Would you still go for her and follow the whisper of your heart, or forget her and embrace your responsibility?

Les femmes de ma vie Prologue Né d’un homme sans aucune dignité, sans aucun scrupule, nous avons dû nous enfuir aux aurores d’un beau jour. Je m’en souviens encore. Je n’étais qu’un gamin à cette époque. Avoir de quoi manger pour ma mère était ma seule finalité. voir son sourire était pour moi une bénédiction. Entre vaguer à diverses occupations, je me suis un jour trouver devant cette femme. Cette jeune fille aux yeux luisant, à la peau d’ébène, au sourire envoûteur. Derrière le visage d’ange de ma bien aimé, derrière cette vie de luxe qu’elle vivait, était cachée une jeune femme qui souffrait le martyre. Vendu aux hommes riches et puissant, vendu aux plus offrant, je l’ai rencontré lorsqu’elle n’avait plus espoir. Ibrahim est mon prénom. Je n’ai connu que trois femmes depuis ma naissance. Ces femmes pour lesquelles j’ai dû me battre à en risquer ma vie. Je n’avais connu que la misère depuis ma naissance, cette misère contre laquelle j’ai dû me battre à en risquer ma vie. A tout ceux qui se disent que c’est la fin, sachez qu’on ne peut voir la lumière qu’en persévérant jusqu’au bout du tunnel.

It was a wet, cold afternoon and Xenica got bored. In attempt to relieve her boredom, she played prank on people by calling random numbers. It's all fun and games until her prank suddenly goes wrong! Shaun, a smart and undeniably handsome victim goes on to seek revenge and hunt the prankster. While paying for the consequence of her prank, she found herself entangled in a roller-coaster of romance, laughters, and banters. But little did Xenica know, meeting Shaun would lead her to discover a web of secrets and lies, hidden from her for years, that when revealed, it will change her life forever—one of the people close to her works with the country's most wanted syndicate, Black.

What will you do if you find out you will marry a man you have never met? This girl, when she found out to marry a young man, she decides to find her future fiancee and spy on it. **** When Diana Rose Soleta found out that her parents set her to married with a young man. She immediately looked for a way to find out who the young man will be, her future fiancee. Upon Diana’s discovery what she finds is a man named John Andrew Cabrera. Diana moved to school as Patrice Mauricio, to spy that she thought that her fiancee, Andrew. Diana will make way for him to get closer to Andrew. She thought that when the two of them became close, when it was time to introduce each other as fiancee, Diana could easily get Andrew’s accept their arranged marriage. But while Diana is spying, Andrew’s friend name Alex Shin will get trouble in her situation. What will happen to her spying, if she spies the wrong man?

Declan Heisenberg is a young bachelor who wants to play with the girls' feelings because he wants to, he enjoys it, and dumping them is his best achievement after being separated from them. But meeting Margaux Anson again causes him to deepen her rage. Unbeknownst to him, he finds himself falling for a woman who he believes isn't right for him as a man who promised not to fall in love.