Crazy Adventures
Madison said, "Or whatever. Look, it hardly matters. The only thing that counts is that this is the absolute worst time for sperm to get anywhere near my body. Let alone my brother's intrepid little incestuous babymakers."
"You know that's not how it works," I trailed off for a moment. "Like, even if I don't, um, ejaculate. There's probably a bunch that's already leaking into..."
"Well aware, Gator," Madison said, "But there's a difference between what might actually happen out of our control and full on surrendering to the insanity of letting my own brother inseminate me. Understood?"
"Madison..."
"Under. Stood?"
"Understood," I said, "You're right, of course. But in the meantime, we need a