Baboon Bum Novels & Stories

When you’ve hunted for the mafia, killed people they didn’t want to bloody their hands with, and taken out whole families, nothing sane remained. The little shit fired off a sloppy shot as I came at him. His movements were slow, almost clumsy - a reminder of his human frailty. And I dodged the bullet, not that it would’ve mattered much since my pain tolerance and healing ability were far above average. He fell backward and my wolf snarled, wanting to clamp its teeth around his throat. “Please.” He tried to get away, crab-walking backward; his face nearly green. “Here. Here’s a purse. It’s got money in it. I-I saw the broad go to the ATM.”

“Last night, I visited King Guaya. He talked about the visitors you saw the other night. They demanded for Banabella, but we denied them their request. King Guaya lied to them that she’d been acutely ill and had died two days ago. The prince did not believe this. He and his men left, saying no word. King Guaya followed them as though leading the way out, and furiously, a soldier threw a parchment at his face and that was when they left in anger. The next day, another group returned, demanding for Banabella. And as they rode off, with no hopeful response from King Guaya, a soldier hauled another parchment at his face. “The first letter read: ‘I, Prince Habeb, the Prince of Suramy demand from

Babi replied "but they would not dare touch me! You they might be interested in but you'll be safe enough if you don't stray. And they are of no interest, the humans they have been sent to seek out are what interests me." Kyle looked at him imploringly. Desperate for any elaboration, an expression that amused the baboon even more as his steps turned wilder and ungainly in the shower, savouring the smell of the burning rubbish that had been dry enough to be ignited. With the ice, there was sadly no chance of a towering inferno which would add the delicious smell of burning flesh.

My ex-colleague, Brenda Wilson, finds out from an unknown source that I have taken in an adopted son. Because of that, she insists on matchmaking my son with her niece. "My niece has graduated from a proper college, you know! You don't have to prepare any fancy wedding gifts… Just 800 thousand dollars will do! On top of that, you can put her name on the deed of that fancy deluxe apartment in the city center. "From the way I see it, there's no need to choose the perfect date anymore. They should get their marriage registered tomorrow and do their best to give birth to a cute baby boy!" My adopted son has a volatile temper, so there's no way he'll go on a blind date with some random woman.

"Ekkkk!Kekekekek!" Jubatus the giant bat was startled when he saw Erella on his back. But after a few moments, he went back to his senses and he went mad knowing that a little lowly human was on his back. He could never imagine that a lowly human could ride on his back. Surely, his brethren back in devildom will laugh at him if they will know that a weak-looking human was able to ride on him. Just thinking about it, made him more furious.

Boone trailed behind me and called out, "He's still a baby; you've got to give him milk first." I mused, "Of course, I know I should give him milk, but where are we going to find it for him at a time like this?" "Wait!" Boone thought for a moment and suddenly said, "When I was on board, I saw a circus, and it seems that one of the leopards they keep has just given birth to two cubs; I'll go and borrow the leopard from them." After a while, Boone approached with a huge leopard, followed by the keeper in charge of taming the leopard.

Bamby said while getting his share from Mama Laura’s chicken adobo. “Well, I don’t think you can afford me.” Mama Laura said in jest. But she added, “By the way Bamby, thank you for taking care of Issa. I know you have done so much and you were a huge part of her flourishing career. I can’t just thank you enough,” Mama Laura said.

We stopped in front of the section of the sea lions and Caleb was smiling like a kid. "It's fascinating to see." He said and I nodded. We walked to another section to see the gorillas. There's a big gorilla currently eating his banana and I laughed looking at him. I even took a video of him munching on his banana. "Well that's you.." Caleb commented and I turned my head to him. "Oh no no.. that's you." I said. "You eat just like him." I looked at him in disbelief. I turned to see another gorilla and I found one. I pointed my finger to the gorilla on the other side.

“Max says it was a furry animal rolling on the road.” Little Bob began to laugh and replied, “Maybe it was just a raccoon or something. I watched a video of one that was a pet, and it had learned to do somersaults. It was adorable.” “We are about to find out,” she answered as she placed the card into her computer and began d******ding the information on it. When the d******d was finished, she quickly went to the file that corresponded with the time of the report and opened it. “Are you ready to watch this?”

The creature tilted its head, lips peeling away from bloody teeth in something that looked like a smile. “Run…” it rasped—voice broken, guttural, barely human. The sound of it slithered down her spine like ice water. Then the last word hissed out, sharp and deliberate— “…Bambiiii, run.” It took a second for her world to turn dark.