Bad Pickup Lines Dirty Novels & Stories

“Beautiful…” He traces the line of my curves. “Courageous…” k!ss, “sweet,” nibble, “fvcking delectable,” l!ck, “… and very, very naughty.”

Alex: I winced. So he knows? "Is there a problem?" I couldn't hide the smile, tugging at my lips. "Are your out of your mind? You're making this worse than it already is! I won't let you mess with my woman, do you understand?" "Dude, chill. I'm not trying to mess with anyone. But if I were, I'd probably start by using a better pickup line than 'you're messing with my woman'." I replied and I heard the sound of a glass shattering.

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.

He sighed and closed his eyes in defeat. “Fine, give me a damn line,” he muttered. I smiled, thinking of a line he could use. I didn’t want to give him one that was too good; after all, I didn’t actually want her to fall for it. “Okay, how about you say; do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?” I joked, knowing he wouldn’t ever say that to a girl. He looked at me in disbelief.

"Show me the text. Now." "Fuck you." He sneered, but his hand shook as he pulled out his phone. Dumbass actually unlocked it and scrolled to the messages. There it was—the breakup thread. "Needed space," my ass. He'd gone low: "You're too fat for me anyway. Tits are saggy, ass is flat. Find someone who likes sloppy seconds."

He was not in a good state of mind, and besides, it was already too late and so he considered staying the night here, drinking himself to stupor, lying with a lady or two and then resuming in the morning. He called the madam of the brothel and she came through, flashing huge boobs at him. “What's your spec?” she asked. “Get me a rider, a bad one.” “500” she said, stretching an arm. “You'll have her all night.” The bed creaked violently under their movement. Nate grabbed both breasts in his hand, tweaking her nipples as she rose and fell on him, her screams ringing in his ear. He spanked her once, and then again “Bad girl” he whispered and she went harder, her nails digging into his thighs.

I shrugged, shifting my glare to Derek. “Come on, repeat it to him. Or you don’t have enough brain cells to grab it?” Looking back to Justin, I say, “Thought you were a nice guy, I never knew you were disgusting. Yes I said it, that's why you got dumped. Bad money can’t buy you a personality to go with your micro dick.”

Her pussy was stretched wide around the plastic cock as I touched my cock end to her asshole. But I hesitated. “Do it!” she said. “It’s going to hurt.” “Hurt me, then,” she said, “only the best little sluts can take it.” She pushed her ass against my cock. “This is what happens to dirty bitches who tease,” I told her. “I make them filthy.” “Good,” she said. “Make me as filthy as you can. I don’t want to be a little cutie anymore.” “You’ll always be a little cutie.” My voice sounded so dark, so low. “You’ll just be a cheap filthy slut alongside her.”

In a couple of seconds, he increased the volume making her beg him " Please, master. Let me come! Please! Begging you! " " Oops! " he teased her after pulling the vibrator away from her walls. Naitee instantly glared at him at the loss of her pleasure land. Tugging the belt of the collar Maverick made her sit beside him. " Get up and touch yourself," Maverick said after throwing her on the bed. Her body bounce on the bed as she fell on it. Sitting up on the bed, Naitee brought her fingers to her cleavage. " Talk dirty " he added when Naitee moaned rubbing herself while he watched her hungrily like a lion. Maverick drooled as Naitee threw her head back making the small hair strands waved in t

for someone I’m acting up for. We broke up after I called him out on how bad he was, and how I needed a good time with someone else. After we broke up, I went to a party and hooked up with a dude, under the influence of Alcohol. He had a thick dick, and knows how to use it so well. It made me hook up with him twice after that, we cut off from each other since he has a girlfriend and I had to move out. I didn’t want him as a partner though. He was a druggie, not someone I’d love to invite home to my family.