Bad Pun Jokes

Lydia McKenzie used to be just like any other normal, seventeen year high school girl, fretting over what to wear for school, struggling to get good grades and dealing with boy trouble, until one day, a dangerous incident at school and a severe brain injury, made her turn off her emotions completely. Three years later, she’s a complete robot who works with utmost efficiency without showing any emotions. But things start to change when she arrives at Rosewater University for higher studies. David Lyric Donovan is the quintessential bad boy of Rosewater. Be it getting into useless fights, getting arrested for beating someone to an inch of their life or any other crimes around campus, and not to mention going through girls like a person goes through their clothes, he’s done it all. He’s also a professional street fighter. Girls want to ‘fix’ him and guys want to be him. But nothing bothers him as much as the presence of the new girl, Lydia. She’s upfront and outspoken and she does not have the patience to deal with his , and moreover, she gets under his skin without even a slight change in her expression. Who is she and what’s in her past? He’s just as fascinated with her as he is annoyed. Can romance bloom between such a mismatched pair? And will Lydia ever let herself feel again, after what she’d endured?

Kim Ara woke up in a hotel room, and realized that she had become a herself. When she tried to run away, she met Ozgur Doğan instead. The Middle-East Godfather! "Back there and be his whore, or here and be mine?" -Ozgur Doğan- ***** Ozgur Doğan is a bad man who manipulates his identity, so that made his accepted as the son-in-law of the Kim family. His life is filled with lies after lies. So that it makes many people fall into his bad life. Slowly, all of his lies began to be exposed. "Do you believe in life after death? Maybe, reincarnation?" -Kim Ara- ***** Does he still deserve to live happily? Or is he more deserving of being in hell? Here tells about the bad son-in-law!

If you are going to be BAD, then you have to do it the BAD way... It's pretty simple: 1) Don't get caught 2) Always have a Plan B 3) If all else fails... Run...Run for your life! Everyone has a bad side. Some try to deny it's existence, some hide it and others well...they rule the world with it. In the book of being BAD, there are ninety-nine formulas for world domination... Number one: You aren't BAD until you can walk around the school dressed in all pink and have everyone afraid to approach you. Number two: You aren't BAD until you can break into a certain bad boys house and well... do the wrong kinds of stuff. Number three: You aren't bad until quite frankly, you have declared vengeance against the bad boy. ~*~ "I heard you like bad boys," Blade says with a vivid smirk on his face. I glared up at him, without responding clenching my fists fighting the urge to punch him in the face. "So...?" He says after a couple of seconds of silence. "So what?" "So what do you think...Tinker Bell?" He says emphasizing on the stupid name. His face moved closer to mine and I stared back into his green eyes, watching the fire inside ignite. I smirked, "Then find me one." Blade grins at my witty retort and shrugs it off. "I look at you and I see cotton candy, but then you open your mouth... and suddenly you turn into liquorice," he scoffs. "Welcome to the game bitch, your move, now let's play."

Jade has more than enough on her plate with overbearing parents and a 'little miss perfect' elder sister, to add the psycho leaving threat notes in her locker would be just too much. It could be some stupid prank or she could be in real danger, but she doesn't have the time to figure it out on her own. So when life hands her the possession of her school's bad boy's precious book, she trades it for his help in uncovering the person behind all this. The heat is turned up and things are getting interesting between the bad boy and his good girl as mysteries get solved and hearts learn to love........again!

[COMPLETE] People rave about the bad boy...but what about the bad girl? Cole Danvers, is a cocky, good-looking jock from a family built on wealth. He has every girls attention at Primestone High, every girl but Lucy Hale. Lucy Hale is a badass. She's mean, a sight for sore eyes, a girl resistant to swooning over playboys like Cole Danvers and falling at his feet. That is, until Cole catches her eyes. When he notices that she isn't interested in his game, Cole's making his senior year count by grasping at Lucy's attention to win her over and hopefully fulfill his mission to make her fall in-love with him. What happens when his plan backfires and he instead ends up falling for lucy? Falling for the bad girl.

"Ayo tidur bersama. Anggap saja itu balas dendam pada mantanmu, dan aku balas dendam pada mantanku." Vanessa yang tidak mau menikah, pada akhirnya menikahi dokter Jovi karena salah paham memalukan. Tapi kehidupan pernikahan yang diharapkan bisa membuat Vanessa keluar dari keluarga toxic, malah jadi boomerang. Sanggupkah Vanessa keluar dari jerat keluarga dan berdamai dengan masa lalu sang suami? Created 01 Juli 2023 Cover by: @jeasy_art

"Daddy? When are you coming home? Mommy's on the bed, and she won't wake up." Luca's voice shook, breaking up with tiny, hiccuping sobs. "If she's not getting up, wake her. She's just being lazy, " Bill barked. "Look, I'm busy. Go ask your mom if you need something, and stop calling me for every little thing!" Then he hung up, just like that. He was too busy flirting with his secretary to care. Me? Luca? We weren't even on his radar. What he didn't know was that I was already dead. But later, when reality slammed into him like a truck, he clung to my photo, sobbing and begging me not to leave. Too late.

Nevaeh Rivera is just a regular girl trying to get through her last year of high school. On the outside, it looks like she has everything. Unfortunately, her home life is not so glamorous. Her parents have abandoned her, her boyfriend is a cheater, and her best friend is too busy to make time for her. The only bright spot in her life is her dream angel. Too bad that he's only a dream. Or is he? Mikhail Cross is an angel/ demon hybrid. Unfortunately, he's the only one of his kind. The supernatural council will only let him live if he can assimilate with humans. When the council decides to test him by sending him to High School, Mikhail doesn't expect to find his mate. The day that Nevaeh and Mikhail meet, is not quite a meet-cute. There is no love at first sight. However, there's a thin line between love and hate. What will happen when fate takes over?

The Love Story Of Song Hyang a high school student who becomes the head of the angel-devil gang consisting of four handsome but students who happy to make troubles, namely Han Joon Woo the rumored heir of strong yakuza family, Lee Hyun Ki a briliant and handsome boy who dream to be a recognised doctor, Kang Dae Jun a woman-killer with a cute but sharp dazzling gaze, he is rude but has a beautiful voice and love to sing. Lastly Do Myung Sik a giant tall student who become the victim of bullying but become a frightening man after join the gang . One day there is a transfer student who comes to their school, Kim Shin , but who would have ever thought that he was actually a detective who disguised himself as a high school student to carry out a secret mission. A mission that could possibly threaten the schoolgirl's life and get her killed.

Agatha dipaksa menikah dengan anak dari sahabat ayahnya yang bernama Bima, ia tidak menyukai wanita karena kejadian di masa lalunya. "Gue bukan guy gue cuma benci cewek gara-gara masa lalu gue" Bima. "Kalo gitu biar gue yang buat rasa benci itu hilang" Agatha. Semakin hari mereka semakin dekat sampai salah satu dari mereka memiliki perasaan, namun sayangnya ia bersikap seolah-olah tidak ingin menikah dengan pilihan ayahnya. Suatu kejadian membuat mereka jauh. Di hari kelulusan Agatha orang tuanya memberi tahukan padanya jika ia dan Bima harus memberikan keturunan secepatnya hal itu membuat keduanya merasa stress. Hingga akhirnya Agatha bekerja sebagai sekretaris pribadi Bima, walau hubungan mereka di kantor tidak pernah terlihat seperti pasangan suami istri. Suatu hari ternyata takdir merubah kehidupan mereka.