Bad Pun Jokes Novels & Stories

Told you, that girl is dangerous. Max, however, couldn't control himself. He started laughing like a hyena. Heck! Why was his laughter so contagious? Before, it was just Alex but now that I think about it, I think all bad boys when they laugh, they make people start laughing too but well, it might be just me who thinks that. But then again, maybe it's because they rarely laugh and when they do actually laugh, they sound so much like the villains in comedy movies whose laugh are like big HA HA HA HA ! See, I told you, it is so funny. I bet you're currently laughing right now. Since he was laughing his ass off a bit too much, he slump down on the floor and hugged his belly tightly. I know it h

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

“That was... something.” He didn’t even flinch. “Tough crowd,” he muttered under his breath. Tough crowd? Was this a boardroom or open mic night? --- Then came the coffee break. I’d barely made it to the break room when he cornered me with another one of his “brilliant” jokes. “What do you call a sad cup of coffee?” he asked, his voice dripping with enthusiasm. Against my better judgment, I played along. “What?” “A depresso.”

I burst out laughing so hard I nearly choked on my soda. Jenna looks deeply unimpressed. “Yeah, real fucking funny,” she mutters, side-eyeing both of us. “Keep laughing, you bunch of soggy mofos. I’ll remember this when you two need someone to body a man for you in public and I’m too busy teaching spin hooks to felons named Big Maria.” Dawn snorts into her drink. “You’d thrive in there, don’t lie.” “Shut up,” Jenna says, but she’s already smiling.

People seemed to equate lack of money with lack of human feeling. If you're poor you were to be treated like trash. Gary Willoughby was the worse sort of asshole when it came to that offense. I don't think he even knew what me or anyone else in my family looked like for that matter and my mother and father had worked for him for years before dad died.

Liam said with grin “It most certainly is,” Bruce said with a frown. “You didn’t even give the joke a chance,” Garth said. “A joke that involves bestiality doesn’t deserve a chance,” Bruce said haughtily. “Where did you hear these jokes? You guys have never been joke tellers.” “That hotter than smoke brunette in the red dress,” Garth answered bluntly. “She’s been telling all kinds of jokes for the past forty minutes to various people.” “Like who?” Bruce asked with concern.

“Hmm. Let’s see... South Park?” Olivia laughed, shaking her head as she reached for the scallions. “Nope. Not even close.” “BoJack Horseman? No, too depressing,” he mused, sliding one of the glasses toward her across the marble island. “Give me a hint.” “Big Mouth,” she said, popping a blackberry into her mouth. Derek actually choked on a laugh, nearly spilling his own drink. “No way. Absolutely not. That show is... Liv, that show is aggressively filthy.”

he replied. "It is Friday, so what are your plans for the weekend?" he asked as if he didn't know well that his bestfriend has a string of women waiting for him. "You know, same old thing" Michael shook his head and smile, " Bro, don't you ever get tired of this game? I bet by now you have almost emptied the milk inside that monster between your legs" Alex threw his head backwards and gave a hearty laugh, " this monster here bro can never go dry, and you Don't you ever get tired of being married and sleeping with only one woman, I can bet my life that this shitty decision is boring"

I roar. "Bubbles the clown isn't creepy. He is a pleasant man. Parents hire him for birthday parties all the time," Logan says. "To give children nightmares? And I am not a fucking child," I hiss. "Sweetie, hunny, calm down. It was just a joke," Logan coos. My head is still pounding, and I can feel the angry vein in my forehead popping out. I grab his collars. "I don't care if you are some dangerous Mafia King, today, I'm going to kick your ass!"

We are still handsome. "Dude, can you still do it? Grind it, dre. Hahaha.." said Raz. "You're really stupid Raz!" they laughed at Rj. Raz is a fool, I'm tripping, Rj and Rj are doing it together haha. "Hey! Rj you even beat pokwang kumembot! You look like a gay! Hahaha.." I laughed and got mad at him. "Lol, Yuan. Don't make me feel sorry for you." Badtrip said.