Bad Pun Jokes

เป็นเพียงของเล่นใต้อาณัติของมัจจุราช ไม่มีสิทธิ์เรียกร้องอะไรทั้งนั้น หน้าที่ของเธอคืออ้าขารอเขาอยู่บนเตียง 'คนโปรดจะเป็นเด็กดีของคุณอีริคค่ะ'

Who knew the bad boy could be smart in school? It's Amanda's time to find out, when she's been assigned Vince Ryker as her new history tutor. Her life would never be the same again.

เกริ่น เมื่อคืนผมกลับมาคอนโดนได้ไงวะ เมาชิบหาย!! ผมค่อยๆกวาดสายตามองไปรอบๆห้องเพื่อหาเส้นด้าย แต่!! เชี้ย!! นี่มันไม่ใช่คอนโดผม แต่มันเป็นบ้านของไอ้ป่า ผมมาที่นี่ทำไมวะเนี่ย!! ผมดีดตัวลุกนั่งพรวด แล้วก็มองไปรอบๆห้องอีกครั้ง จนสายตามาสะดุดกับผู้หญิงที่นอนอยู่ข้างๆผม เธอกำลังนอนลืมตามองผมอยู่ เธอเอาผ้าปิดใบหน้าของตัวเองไว้ครึ่งหน้าให้เห็นแค่ช่วงตากับหน้าผาก ผมจะไม่ตกใจเลย ถ้าเธอเป็นเส้นด้าย เธอนี่เธอไม่ใช่ "เธอ...." ผมค่อยๆเอื้อมมือไปดึงผ้าห่มที่ปิดใบหน้าของเธอ "ยะ อย่านะ อย่าดึงผ้าออกนะ" มือเล็กขว้ามาจับมือผมไว้ ไม่ให้ผมดึงผ้าออก "วีนัส...'' ผมขมวดคิ้วมองเธอ เธอเงียบไม่ตอบอะไรผม ต้องใช่แน่ๆ นี่ผมทำบ้าอะไรลงไปวะเนี่ย!! ผมมีอะไรกับเด็กนี่หรอวะ "พี่ใจร้าย...." น้ำตาเธอเอ่อล้นขึ้นมาเต็มสองตาทันทีที่พูดจบ "ขอโทษ เมื่อคืนฉันไม่ได้ตั้งใจ ฉันเมา เธอจะเอาเท่าไหร่ว่ามา"

After maltreating Chloe, the rightful daughter of the McConnell's family, her step mother stole her right to become the Luna of the pack and gave it to her daughter. Luckily for her, her step mother couldn't change her fate, because it was already written. She ended up with the bad son of Alpha Kai, who finally became the next Alpha. Now, she has evil eyes around her and her step sister, trying to steal her position again. Will she be able to build a relationship with the bad boy Alpha who promise himself to deal with her? What happens on her 20th birthday when her father arrived from the unknown after so many years?

Josh Xavier Turner, tak akan pernah membiarkan dirinya disakiti perempuan mana pun. Ia ingin dicinta, namun tak balas mencinta. Ava Abigail, perempuan biasa yang berhasil memporak-porandakan hati Xavier. Akankah cinta itu berbalas?

When Liana met the handsome but cold-hearted billionaire, Henry Enriquez, nagbago ang lahat sa buhay niya. She slowly fall in love with him, kahit pa nga ang tingin nito sa kanya was nothing, but a gold digger bitch. Magkaganoon man, naniniwala pa rin siyang may kabutihan pa ring natitira sa puso nito... That he was still capable on loving someone... Pero nagkamali yata siya. Because he just shoved her away dahil lang sa isang maling akala na may ibang lalaki sa buhay niya bukod dito! Papaano na ang nararamdaman niya para dito? Sisikilin niya na lang ba iyon o pananatilihin na lang ang sariling aasa dito na balang araw ganap din itong magbabago?

"You know the rules Noah". Drew says, clocking the gun in my face while smirking at me. "If you can't pay me before the deadline. I take away the one good thing you love dearly. But in your case, the two good things you love dearly" I've always had my life planned out for me, race, skip classes, race again. My whole life centered around illegal street racing because I loved it and also had a huge debt left to me by my father that I needed to pay. And Drew, my boss, leader of a notorious gang, Snakes and Ladders, was a man of rules. But I also had my own rules. Never fall in love or hold anything dear because in a snap of a finger Drew could take it all away from me. But that was until a hazel eyes brunette helped me treat my wounds from a racing accident. And a green-eyed little girl a female version of me, appeared on my doorstep claiming to be my daughter. Hi, Author here. You can follow my page on Facebook for updates and fan arts@Chimdi Jane Samuel Reach out on Twitter @janelovescoding and Instagram @chimdi_jane_samuel This book HAS NOT been published anywhere else apart from GoodNovel so if seen elsewhere please report to me or send an email @ janesamuel308@gmail.com

Jenna Walker’s life became a sad one after the death of her father. After her father’s death, she was raised by her cold aunt and mistreated like a servant. In high school, she fell for Rexford Blankson, the bad boy who later shattered her heart by using her as part of a bet. Determined to move on, Jenna starts fresh in a new city, landing a job as a secretary to the powerful CEO—Rexford. When they unexpectedly meet again, Jenna runs, unwilling to face the man who broke her. But Rexford, regretful and determined to make amends, seeks her out. As old wounds reopen, Jenna struggles with her feelings and her past, while Rexford fights for a second chance at love. With the support of her new friend Olivia, Jenna must decide whether she can trust Rexford again or if their history is too painful to overcome. Bad Boy CEO's Second Chance is a story of second chances, love, and the courage to heal from betrayal.

She was a princess turned nobody. They were the men that every girl wanted to be their prince. They did not plan it but their paths crossed, and so are their hearts.

THE STOLEN BRIDE (BAD BOYS SERIES 1; LUCAS LEVIN) To avoid being married off, Eve Rizzo decided to get pregnant by some random guy out there. And that's when she met the sinfully beautiful man, Lucas Levin. However, she soon realized that he was someone possessive and he wasn't even planning to let her go after spending some wild night together. he planned to keep her for himself. Only. Thus, to get rid of him, she reported her to the police of a crime he didn't even do. 5 Years Later... Eve was back in the city, rumored to be having a bastard son while still engaged to Morris Heirta. Then, someone came to her rescue, snaking his arms on her waist with a familiar possesiveness. "Who dare to say my wife have a bastard son?! aren't I here? The father?" It was Lucas Levin! and like, her, he was back. And he wasn't just some random bad boys hanging out on clubs anymore but a powerful, wealthy man. Lucas Levin Heirta. The only son of the Heirta Chairman and also, uncle of her fiancé! And he was planning to stole his nephew's bride! Lucas leaned down to her, his lips brushing the tip of her ears as he speak. "This time, I won't let you use me and just run away lady. I will make sure you're bounded to me. And me, only." Eve gulped nervously.