Batman Damned Dong Novels & Stories

Jace Storme is the most popular guy in school, while Maxxie Gray is the superhero-obsessed nerd....who just so happens to be obsessed with Jace. After Maxxie drops a pair of underwear, Jace says those fated words: "I like your Batman underwear." The two discover the ups and downs of young love, navigating identity, friends, and family while trying to keep their relationship alive.

Rhea was brought up to hunt vampires. Her hunter brethren taught her that all vampires are bloodthirsty evil demons and should be killed. Dramatically, she came in contact with one vamp who proved to be different from the rest of his kind. She falls for the vampire who defies this stereotype she had been accustomed to and this made her begin to question everything she has ever learned.

Alpha Marcus, cursed with immortality for rejecting his first love, has ruled the Bloodstone Pack with an iron fist for centuries. Cold and heartless, he believes love is beyond his reach until he meets Clara, a seemingly ordinary human with a lineage that holds the key to breaking his curse. As they draw closer, antiquated adversaries develop, constraining them to stand up to their most profound fears and wants. Will Clara's hidden strength be enough to save them both, or will Marcus's curse doom them forever?

“You are mine to break, or mine to keep. Choose wisely, little witch." Mira Alexander’s world comes crashing down when she is picked to take out the source of demon energy in the southern city. But when she gets into a near-fatal accident that leaves her with amnesia, she recovers, only to find herself in Xavier Blackthorne’s mansion… New Orleans’s most ruthless Alpha and Mafia leader. Mira’s forced to become his servant to pay off her debt. And just as all this happens, Mira discovers that she’s drawn to the beast inside Xavier. However, when her memory comes back she realizes that she’s been sent to kill Xavier within ninety days or else she’ll be executed… Mira is forced to choose between stabbing the man she loves or accepting the witches final declaration. Will she risk it all to save him or give in to destiny? Read on to find out!

Calista Arden has tried to seduce her husband, Theodore Montclair, for the 999th time, only to fail in consummating her marriage with him as always. Afterward, she calls her older brother, Elijah Arden. "I'm planning on getting a divorce, Elijah." Elijah remains silent for three whole seconds over the line. Finally, he speaks up in a deep, gravelly tone, "I already told you before that it's impossible for you to drill through Theodore's stone-cold heart no matter how hard you try." With reddened eyes, Calista can only chuckle quietly. "Yeah. I'm the overconfident fool here." "Come to Nordland," Elijah says lightly. "There are plenty of hunks here who are as good-looking as Theodore. Since that idiot doesn't know how to cherish my amazing and adorable sister, he can just spend the rest of his life as a devoted man of religion who has no family of his own."

“Even if you aren’t a demon, you are a fucking animal,” I growl, not sure if I’m talking to Christian... or myself. He cranes his neck and studies me coyly out of the corner of his eye, as I’m bent there right over his back, erection flush against his ass cheeks… “Drop your pants already,” he orders. I shouldn’t be in love with another man, let alone a vampire. I’m an enforcer for the Family, a servant of the church that runs this whole Godforsaken country, but you can’t change how you’re wired. You can’t change who you want, even when you’re natural enemies – blood-sucking demon and baptized hunter, both bound to be killed for this transgress. Warning: This book contains explicit material, sex scenes, CT, violence, guns, and death. Read at your own discretion.

Three months after the mysterious disappearance of my Alpha mate during his patrol, I found him in a bar near the border. He was cuddling his childhood friend, a she-wolf, laughing smugly. "I wanted to get rid of Bethany for ages! Thanks for giving me the idea to enjoy the freedom I've been looking forward to for a long time." The she-wolf nestled delicately against his chest, feeding him wine with her mouth. She asked him when he was planning to return—his answer was nonchalant. "I'll enjoy myself for another week and go back once Bethany's gone mad. That'll teach her not to be such a micromanager!" His close friends all praised them. "Great move! After this, the Luna will obey your every word." "The witch's disguise potion is so useful. No one recognized you all this time!" No one noticed me hiding in the shadows, watching how carefree he was. I called the pack's elder; using my position as the Luna, I announced that the Alpha was dead and that it was time to prepare for the election of the next Alpha.

In my past life, I used the little one in my womb to force Richard Reynold into marrying me. On the day of our wedding, his beloved, Elise Brie, leaped into the sea, taking her own life. She left behind a letter saying: "True love is no match for power and money. It is my loss." Richard, after learning the news of her death, was unaffected. In fact, he went through our wedding with a smile on his face. However, on the day of our son's third birthday, Richard took us to a diving trip. While 300-feet underwater, he ripped off the tube of our oxygen tanks, drowning me and my son. After my death, my consciousness remained as a spirit. I watched on as he placed my corpse in front of Elise's grave as an offering. He said, "Ellie, I've finally avenged you. I hope this will bring you some peace in your afterlife." Soon after, my vision darkened. When I opened my eyes once more, I realized I was back at the night when I was trying to use our son to force Richard into marriage…

In a world where prophecies dictate fate, four unsuspecting teenagers are drawn together by an ancient promise. Mira, Braze, Kian, and Xen lead seemingly ordinary lives on Earth, unaware of their true identities and a mission that spans dimensions. But as they uncover their shared destiny, secrets unravel, and loyalties are tested. The discovery of a mythical weapon becomes a catalyst for a perilous journey, and the ultimate choice awaits: friendship or clan, love or sacrifice. Unveil the mysteries, confront the Watchers, and explore the power within in this thrilling tale of destiny, deception, and the battle for Earth's and Chemora's future.

When a mysterious stranger staggers through the gates of Blackthorn University and viciously bites a werewolf student, a deadly new virus called Lunar Rage erupts across campus. What begins as one attack spirals into a blood-soaked nightmare, turning students, professors, and friends into savage, mindless monsters. In the chaos, three supernaturals emerge as the last sentient survivors: Kael Voss, a powerful and loyal werewolf athlete forced to mercy-kill his own fraternity brothers. Damien Crowe, a cold, aristocratic vampire who must destroy his own sire. Serena Vale, a gifted witch who watches her entire coven burn by her own hand. United by grief and desperation, the trio fights through hordes of the infected in brutal battles across the ruined university. As their bond deepens from survival to raw passion, they discover an ancient nexus beneath the campus where their three bloodlines can be merged in a forbidden ritual of flesh, blood, and magic. But forging the cure demands everything from them — body, soul, and a child conceived in the heart of darkness. With the world collapsing beyond the campus walls, these three broken souls must decide if their forbidden union can birth not only hope… but salvation. A dark, steamy supernatural apocalypse packed with heart-wrenching loss, explosive action, and intense mature romance. In a world gone feral, love, lust, and magic may be the only things left worth fighting for.