Best Tagalog Jokes

[WARNING: This story is a reverse harem and contains extremely explicit scenes. Read at your own risk.] Nikole Castellaneta is rich, stubborn, domineering, and a brat. Being an only daughter of a billionaire, she always gets what she wants. When her boyfriend cheated on her, she immediately got a new apple of the eye, Cross—her father's business consultant. She heard Cross doesn't have a penchant for virgins, and he never liked her. Little did he know, Nikole would do everything to bed him, by hook or crook. But her ultimate problem—she is inexperienced. Then she created a harem to enhance her sexuality. Nikole recruited Clive, a CEO of an architectural firm, and Julian, her bodyguard. She wants to learn the bedroom etiquette for Cross. Her best friend, Kaden, is totally against it. But she proceeds anyway. She hopes that her heart is ready, too. Because the consequences are unbearable to handle…

The only rose among the thorns ang peg ni Eclair Lockwood-- Limang magkakaibigan ngunit nag-iisang babae. Madalas na tuksuin at husgahan ng nakararami dahil sa kilos at kanyang pananamit. Alam ni Eclair na wala siyang kontrol sa iniisip ng iba pero hindi iyon ang kumukuha sa atensiyon niya... ...Eclair made a vow with her four best friends that they won't ever fall in love with her and they will stay as COMPANIONS. However, this oath is meant to be broken by Kyle-- who confessed his feelings towards her that made everything changed.  Dumagdag lang iyon nang malaman niyang may lihim ding hindi mailabas-labas si Vince, Arvin, at Richard.  How will she choose a guy if she doesn't want to open her heart to anyone else? Does she have to choose? Who will she choose? Paano na ang kasunduan nila?

Sanay si Isabella Mercado na siya lagi ang pinakamataas pagdating sa business field. Pero hindi ito naging madali nang dumating si Davis Javeson. Her biggest rival in business was Davis, a young and ambitious CEO who seemed determined to overthrow her. The two of them were engaged in a fierce business rivalry, and Isabella was determined to do whatever was necessary to come out on top. But sometimes winning means making sacrifices. Isabella decided that her best course of action was to distract Davis by any means necessary. She would use her natural charm and beauty to seduce him, and in the process, she would weaken him and his company. Little did she know, however, that her plan would have unintended consequences, and would challenge her very sense of who she was. Could Isabella really be the woman she thought she was, or would the pursuit of power lead her down a dark and dangerous path?

Humanimalandia is a peaceful place lived by different humanimals. Their ruler is King Phoenixto; he has a son named Elmo. Due to excellent rulership of their king, the dipole is in good hand. Dipole or Dimensional Portal is a small built particle which separates the mortals and humanimals. Prince Elmo has a best friend, he is Snakson. One day, while Snakson is having traing on the forest, Demisnak came and tempts him. Snakson didn't fall on the temptation but Demisnak deceived him after. He made a mistake and brought the dipole to Demisnak. Snakson became guilty after what he has done. He wants to correct his mistake but it's too late. Demisnak absorb the dipole. Sondem was born after Snakson and Demisnak became one. Nightmares arise in Humanimalandia. King Phoenixto gave an order to Prince Elmo to find the humanimals that will help them in defeating the darkness. Prince Elmo established the Humanimal University to train the chosen humanimals. He sends an invitation in different parts of the world.

Camelia Rose Rodriguez is a licensed architect yet her parents didn't see it as a huge achievement, only if she will marry her rich boyfriend. But when her boyfriend cheated her with her best friend, she wanted to break him up but her mother was desperate and don't want them to split up because of his wealth and power. Camelia was so tired to argue and deal petty things, so she went up to the club and tried to forget things but turns out she found herself sleeping with a stranger. Hindi niya maipagkailang na sa mga sandali ng gabing 'yon ay isa sa pinaka payapa at masayang nangyari sa buhay niya. With a chaos life she already has and a peaceful feeling she experience that night with a stranger, Camelia think it's like a cotton on blades experience. And then...they met, again.

"The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained" Napilitan tanggapin ni Sandra Lyn Santiago ang alok ng best friend niya na palitan ito bilang secretary kahit alam niya kung gaano kasungit at kasama ang boss nito. She doesn't have a choice. Kailangan niya ng trabaho para makapagtapos ang mga kapatid. How long could she stay as his secretary? Kung tila galit ito sa mundo at pinaglihi sa sama ng loob. Halos araw araw para siyang nasa impyerno. He is likes a dragon that is ready to attack her with his fire. But, why is it everyday he also making her remember a memory from the past. Would she be able to fill in the missing piece in his boss's heart? OR She will experience heartache for the second time.

"Pabigat ka Maya! Kinuha na ng bangko ang bahay na ito at ginamit ko na ang savings natin para sa bagong condo ni Chloe. Lumayas ka na!" Itinapon ako ng asawa ko sa gitna ng malakas na ulan pinalitan ng sarili kong best friend at iniwang walang wala habang nag aagaw buhay ang nanay ko sa ospital. I thought my life was completely over. Handa na sana akong sumuko. Hanggang sa huminto ang isang itim na Rolls Royce sa harap ko at bumaba ang lalaking magbabago ng buong mundo ko. "I need a wife to inherit my empire. You need money and a reason to live. Marry me and I will give you the power to crush everyone who put you in the mud. Deal?" Maya gave everything to her husband Anton only to be betrayed in the most painful way possible. Walang pera walang bahay at kailangang magbayad ng dalawang milyong piso para sa hospital bill ng kanyang ina. Naiwan siyang nag iisa sa madilim na kalsada. n Enter Heinrich Feldway. A cold ruthless and devastatingly handsome billionaire who rarely speaks but commands absolute power. Inalok niya si Maya ng isang marriage contract. Babayaran niya ang ospital at bibigyan niya ito ng yaman para maghiganti. Ang kapalit? Kailangan nitong magpanggap na tunay niyang asawa magbigay ng tagapagmana at sumunod sa nag iisang mahigpit na rule nila. Mandatory physical contact. Now Maya is back. Hindi na siya ang kaawa awang asawa na madaling tapakan. With the most powerful billionaire strictly holding her waist she is ready to make her ex husband and her traitor best friend beg on their knees. She is ready to become the queen of his dark empire. Pero paano kung sa kalagitnaan ay silay magkahulugan. Can they live up to it?

"𝐈𝐟 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈'𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮" Alisha Alouette Agravantez was twelve years old when she fell in love with his brother's best friend Dr. Kazmer Luttrell Vozmer. The cold hearted man who hides a dangerous and darkest secret. Alouette loves him very much that she is willing to do everything for him to love her back, but doing that seems impossible especially when he is very determined not to fall for her innocent scheme. All she wanted is to be love, by the person she love the most. But forcing someone to love you back can cause nothing but heartache and misery. Because the more she tries to push herself to him the more she realize that she was already puting a chain on her own heart. But will her feelings remain when she finds out who he really is? Can her Love for him really prevail at the end?

Erin is a virgin until she accidentally entered the wrong room when she's drunk. Naabutan niya ang isang lalaking nakahubad na naliligo sa bathtub. She have no idea if whose that man is. The next thing she knew she wake up with a stain of blood in her pajamas. Sa gabing iyon nawasak ang pagkababae niya sa lalaking hindi naman niya kilala. Hindi rin ipiangsisihan ni Erin ang gabing iyon dahil sa gusto rin niyang maranasan na madiligan. Pero paano kung ang gabing akala ni Erin na aksidente lang ay pinlano pala ng kanyang kaibigan para masira ang pagkatao niya? Paano kung ang lalaking nakawasak sa kanyang virginity ay fiancee ng kanyang best friend?

Tanya Benetez became an orphant at young age when her parents both died in a car accident. At an early stage of life, she learned how to live alone. She got full scholarship in a prestigious university because of her intilligence and cleverness. While studying she's doing a part time job in an elite resto bar as a service crew. She didn't expect that her new boss is the most popular hunk playboy in their campus. Darryl offered her to work as n accounting staff in his office with a huge starting salary for a part time. And who would reject that temptous offer? Without a second thougth, Tanya grabbed the opportunity. It was the start of their romantic love affair. Darryl Eacudero taught her how to love and be loved. He made her experienced the best feeling of love until she became the addiction of young billionaire. Find the truth and the biggest lie! How Darryl ruined the innocent Tanya. Would love conquer the hate and deceit?