Best Yo Mama Jokes 100

He snaked his arm around my waist and pressed my body against his. I stiffened in his hold, frozen with fear, anger, and a strange desire pulsing through my veins. “I’m Dante Romero, sweetheart.” His voice was low with a dangerously seductive edge, and I flushed with heat. “There are a lot of things I would dare that are beyond your imagination.” Dante tilted his head, placing his sinfully enticing lips above my ear. “I’m giving you a choice, Olivia: move in with me or get ready to never see your boys again.” ~~ Five years after a blurry one-night stand that led to a major sex scandal, Olivia Miller returns to Los Angeles with her triplet sons to start a new, peaceful life. That was until Dante Romero, the ruthless, cold-hearted CEO, barged into her life, outraged at her for hiding his children. Much to her dismay, he gives her two options: fight him for custody of their sons or move in with him. Helpless and afraid to lose her sons, Olivia decides to move in but vows to avoid him at all costs. But how could she when Dante, who claims she was paid to set him up and despise her, remains at her side, luring her in like a terrible dark temptation? What really happened five years ago on that dark, passionate night, and how is it tied to the death threats she’s receiving? ~Book one of The Billionaires' Lovers Series~

“What do you think you're doing, Xander?!” Hardin shouted. “Get your filthy hands off my wife.” He charged at us, slapping Xander's hands off my waist. Xander chuckled dryly. “What the hell do you mean, your wife? You seem to be a hella drunk baby, brother. She's mine!” ******* The only man she has ever had eyes for wasn't who she thought he was. The beauty she found was indeed a beast. He ripped her heart apart by cheating with her own sister on their wedding day. Her parents abandoned her and made her sister get married to her fiance for selfish reasons. She decided to have sex with his brother, a billionaire, all for revenge. He makes her a deal; carry my baby and I'll help you get your revenge. Will it all be worth it or will she be faced with even more trouble when Xander Rivera returns?

Luke Ganendra, seorang pemburu naga dari buku dongeng, tiba-tiba saja masuk ke dalam tubuh pria lemah bernama Joan. Ia terpaksa harus menyesuaikan diri dengan kehidupan modern yang berbeda jauh dari tempat asalnya. Keberadaannya di sana bukan tanpa misi. Setiap hari, akan ada surat misterius yang datang dari dalam lemari pakaiannya. Totalnya, ada 100 tugas yang harus ia lakukan. Jika Luke berhasil menyelesaikan semuanya, ia bisa kembali ke dunia asal. Tidak ada tugas yang mudah, terlebih untuk Luke yang saat ini terjebak di tubuh yang lemah. Luke berulang kali hampir mati untuk menyelesaikan tugas-tugas yang diberikan. Apa Luke bisa menyelesaikan 100 tugas dan kembali ke dunia asalnya? Lalu, dari mana semua surat itu berasal? (Cover image by AI)

Steffany, struggling after losing her job, unexpectedly agrees to a six-month contract marriage with Sebastian, a wealthy man desperate to avoid a forced marriage to another woman. Their first meeting is a disaster, but when they discover they’re both seeking the same arrangement, Steffany reluctantly accepts. As she steps into the role of his wife, tensions rise when Sebastian’s manipulative sister, Andrea, makes it clear she despises Steffany. Just as things seem to settle, Steffany finds herself pregnant after a wild night with Sebastian. But when Sebastian is injured in an accident, a web of lies begins to unravel. His sister casts doubt on the paternity of the child, and a mysterious figure, Andrew, returns with dangerous secrets from Steffany’s past.

Having a baby will only ruin her body and her career. After Nate kept on pestering Quinn about having a baby, she couldn’t, she didn’t want to get pregnant. Adoption was never an option for her until she found her long lost friend. After so much pestering, she agreed to carry the baby for Nate. Nate, having the chance to lay with his crush, used the opportunity to get back with her. He looked for ways to make Paige stay with him for long, making Quinn angry and jealous. Will Quinn be able to hide her jealousy for long? Will Nate find out the secret Quinn is hiding from him?

Lena, a tenacious journalist, is tasked with interviewing the elusive billionaire, Ethan. Despite his reservations, Ethan agrees to the interview, and Lena is surprised to find herself drawn to him. After their interview, Lena and Ethan share an unforgettable night together, but Lena leaves before dawn, never expecting to see him again. Months later, Lena discovers she’s pregnant with Ethan’s child and tracks him down to tell him the news. She’s shocked to learn that Ethan is engaged to a conniving and manipulative woman who has been plotting to get her hands on his vast fortune. Lena and Ethan must fight to expose the truth and take down the villainous fiancé before it’s too late.

Aina yang kesuciannya terenggut oleh orang tak dikenal dan harus hamil di waktu muda, awalnya sulit menerima putrinya. Namun, seiring berjalannya waktu, dia sadar bahwa dia harus berubah. Saat kehidupannya mulai selayaknya mama muda yang lain, Aina bertemu dengan seorang polisi tampan yang ternyata berhubungan dengan kisah kelamnya. Mampukah Aina bertahan? Belum lagi, orang-orang dari masa lalunya, kembali muncul ….

Alena pikir kembali ke Jakarta adalah pilihan terbaik baginya sekaligus untuk memperbaiki kesalahannya di masa lalu. Namun, semua tidak seperti yang direncanakannya. Gamma, seseorang yang diharapkannya selama ini, ternyata sudah memiliki pacar baru. Rasa tidak suka pun muncul dan membuat Alena melakukan hal konyol yang justru membuat Gamma semakin membencinya. Di sisi lain, Auriga yang sedang berusaha mencoba melupakan masa lalunya justru mengetahui rencana Alena. Auriga memperingati Alena untuk tidak melakukan tindakan di luar batas, tapi Alena selalu mengabaikan Auriga. Akankah Auriga berhasil mencegah Alena atau malah membiarkan gadis itu? Lalu apa yang akan Alena lakukan ketika Auriga mengetahui rencananya? Akankah Alena berhenti atau malah bertindak lebih jauh lagi? “Gue masih mencintainya.” “Tapi dia udah nggak mencintai lo. So, berhenti dan lupakan dia.”

Di dunia ini, hanya ada dua orang yang memanggil Maya dengan Lia. Pertama, jelas orang tuanya. Kedua, entahlah, Maya tidak ingin berurusan dengan orang ini lagi. Sampai kapan pun! Maya kaget ketika seorang anak perempuan memanggilnya mama. Bagai berkaca pada dirinya sendiri di masa kecil. Astaga! Bahkan wajah mereka berdua mirip! Tapi Maya lebih tahu dirinya belum menikah. Status itu sangat jelas tertampang di KTP dan tidak bisa dimanipulasi. Bisma bertanya-tanya, bisa jadi 'kan Maya kawin lebih dulu? Ini gila! Batinnya bergejolak. Maya marah, terjungkal, mengernyitkan dahi memikirkannya. Di tengah kebingungan itu, ayah si anak lebih membuatnya kaget. Apakah Maya telah melewatkan kejadian besar dalam hidupnya? *Arumanis2023

"You tell me you don't want me, and you are this wet for me?" I rasped, as I pushed my fingers deeper, plunging harder in and out of her, liking how restless I was making her. "What is the point of wanting you when I can't have you?" ******* After a hot one night stand with the sexy Billionaire, Ethan Howells, Chloe discovered that she was pregnant for him. She decided to keep the baby a secret from him when she found out that he had a fiancee. But years later, when her daughter fell ill, she found herself running back to the billionaire's doorstep. But things wasn't too simple this time around, as she found herself having complicated feelings for this man that belonged to another, a man she cannot have.