Best Yo Mama Jokes 100 Novels & Stories

His mum said and left immediately like her pants were on fire and the whole time Moon was smiling and enjoying the scene before him, “I cannot believe that I threatened you so many times with anonymous judge not knowing you're the one, now I understand why you're not afraid all these time” “I’m glad you now know” I smile “My mum is a superhero, my mum is the best, what do you think daddy?” “Of course son mum is the best” “Exactly, Grandpa, what do you think?” “Moon dear your mum is really amazing and a super woman, mum's the best there's nothing mum cannot do”

"I can imagine you blowing your trumpet out if proportion. You can be really stupid like that." "I don't find that funny." Aaron growled at him. "I am still better at this game than you are. All you have ever done is toy with hearts and I am here mending it all." "Keep fooling yourself." He hissed. A phone rang loudly getting their attention, Leo realized it was his and he groaned loudly at the caller. "Who is it?" Aaron questioned in a whisper. "My mom." Leo answered in a strained voice. Finally picking up, he exhaled tiredly and put the phone on speaker ‘Mom.’

Val gave an apologetic smile and sipped from her glass of coke. “We wouldn’t need to say it out loud because the amount of fat in these would literally kill us one day.” Zia scoffed, grabbing a bite of lasagna, and then pushed her palms out, seeing Mamma take a step in her direction. “Mamma, I’m just joking.” “Why do you eat it when you have to complain?” “It’s not like I can puke everything out now.” “Then stop puking stupid words.” Val and I could barely contain our laughter, the sounds, which according to my Mamma, were too unladylike, but little did we care. The ringing cell in Mamma’s apron pocket interrupted us. Mamma pulled it out and her brows creased.

*Two and a half years ago* “You cannot tell me what to do. This is my life and I’ll do what makes me happy!” Marie screamed at the top of her lungs in her parent’s small living room in a conversation with her father and mother. They had called her to discuss her life after high school, but had flared up when she told them of her intention to become a hacker.

"Mommy told me that you gave me a hundred dollars today. I thought it was two dollars." I chuckled, pecking her cheeks. "You are my smart girl." She nodded in agreement. "What about you? Are you smart?" She asked innocently, and my eyes widened, before I heard the laugh coming from Chloe. "Oh, I am very smart. People don't usually believe how smart I am." She gasped. "Really?" "Of course." "Are you smarter than mommy?" She asked again. This girl was too funny. "Of course. Very much smarter."

" This sentence was pleasing to Gong Yexiao's ears. Smirking, he hit the gas pedal. He was eager to see his son. It filled him with an inexpressible joy. In cheng liyue's home, Tang weiwei and the little boy were trying to complete some jigsaw puzzle. It was pathetic that the twenty four years old her could not compare to a three year old child. If words got out, she would become butt of everyone's joke? " Alright," Aunt Tang, why are you still not done with your's?? The little boy asked in surprise. "Little bean, you must be a genius!! How can you be so smart? It's an intolerable injustice. " Tang weiwei was on the verge of tears. " Aunt Tang, you can do it, you'll definitely be able to c

Warren sounded like a parent. “Fine,” Melanie Vandal said in mock anger. “I could sing.” “No, you can’t. I don’t want to hear a fractured song,” the smartphone flew from Warren's hand and he chose a video of his mother singing. “This got ten thousand views on Youtube,” Warren cleared his throat and read some of the comments, “Is your mom a comedian, if so I would pay to hear that act again. She knows the words right? My favorite is Chip the baby one more time.”

I murmured. "There's a few of you turning 18. The Walker boy does too. A couple of girls, but I think guy wise it's just you two. Then of course the few that are over 18 who haven't found they're mates. There's some hot guys too. Not just oldies" Mama says, closing her magazine and turning toward me. "Maybe I'll have some older hottie," I murmured. "Wouldn't that be something? Maybe it's the Walker boy. He's cute too" my whole body stiffens, and my belly warms. Oh no. No no no no.

The woman’s face turned unsightly with anger, “How dare you make such foolish jokes?!” “Mom, I'm serious. My sister is alive, look!” She opened her Chatme app and fetched the video she had saved earlier, and passed the phone to her mother, “Take a look at it, Mom.” The woman accepted the phone and watched the video. Seeing who it was, she jolted, and the phone fell from her trembling fingers. “N…no, this is not true! Anamika is dead!!” the woman wiggled her head in denial. She refused to believe it.