Best Yo Mama Jokes 100

Donny Wijaya, seorang Dokter umum di salah satu Rumah Sakit ternama di Jakarta. Kesibukannya membuat dirinya tak mengenal wanita mana pun selama lima tahun ini semenjak istrinya meninggal. Keinginan orang tuanya yang memang menginginkan Donny untuk membawa Ibu baru bagi Aliza pun tak digubrisnya. Bahkan anak semata wayangnya pun sempat mengajukan keinginan untuk mempunyai Ibu Baru. Hingga suatu ketika, Steffi Maharani, seorang perawat cantik bermata coklat dan sangat mirip dengan mendiang istrinya. Steffi mampu membuat hati dan pikiran Donny menjadi gamang. Akankah Donny akan meminta Steffi untuk menjadi Mama baru bagi Aliza dan berusaha mencintainya? Ataukah dia tetap setia dengan mendiang istrinya dengan tetap menjadi duda?

Just when everything was going as planned Joanne was feeling the stress of her wedding and scheduled a doctor's appointment. A couple days later she gets a call that stops her plans in their tracks. "Ms. Hart, you're pregnant." Will all her best days ever come crashing to an end?

Having a baby will only ruin her body and her career. After Nate kept on pestering Quinn about having a baby, she couldn’t, she didn’t want to get pregnant. Adoption was never an option for her until she found her long lost friend. After so much pestering, she agreed to carry the baby for Nate. Nate, having the chance to lay with his crush, used the opportunity to get back with her. He looked for ways to make Paige stay with him for long, making Quinn angry and jealous. Will Quinn be able to hide her jealousy for long? Will Nate find out the secret Quinn is hiding from him?

"Gadis mana yang dapat mempertahankan kesucian nya, jika telah melarikan diri bersama pria" . Samos mengerang, mengumpat dalam diam. Rona sudah melewati batas. Rona meninggalkan keluarganya demi hidup bersama lelaki pilihannya, yaitu Gavin lelaki yang tidak di restui orang tua Rona karena lelaki itu hanyalah pengangguran, namun di tengah perjalanan Rona ditinggalkan begitu saja oleh Gavin, rasa sakit dan kecewa yang mendalam membuat Rona tak segan menolak semua lelaki yang melamarnya. Mateo yang telah taken akan menikahi Rona seketika mundur mengetahui Rona lari bersama pria lain, amarah nya memuncak membuat rumor tak sedap di kalangan masyarakat, yang begitu merugikan Rona. Sedang jauh diluar sana, Maven yang terus mengingat masa lalunya tergila-gila pada perempuan yang menjadi cinta pertamanya, siapakah perempuan itu ? akankah mereka bertemu ? Gavin yang masih mencintai Rona datang untuk meminang Rona secara baik-baik kepada keluarga besarnya. Akankah Rona dan Gavin bersatu kembali ? Akankah Maven bertemu cinta pertamanya ? Apakah Rona akan menjalani pernikahan yang diimpikannya ? Baca kelanjutannya di Chapter-Chapter Pernikahan Gadis 100 Juta.

“Can I know why I have been kidnapped, sir ?” She questioned in a low, but daring voice. “First of all, you weren’t kidnapped. You were sold off, so it’s merely a transaction.” He replied to her, standing from his seat to lean on his table. Drey’s sexual tension skyrocketed up in the air, and he almost couldn’t control himself at that moment. In his mind, he was groping her and having another round of hot sex right there on his work table, however, he was determined to make her life miserable for having the audacity to forget him and the amazing night they had just shared. He leaned further, and missed her lips by an inch going straight to her ears to whisper “Welcome to your worst nightmare.” The whisper sent shivers down Marie’s spines and her stomach churned from the proximity between her and the piece of art in front of her, and his strong thick voice resounding in her ears. After a one-night stand with the biggest Mafia boss in the state, unknowing Marie gets sold off to that same Mafia empire, and her once quiet life gets shaken up by a smoking hot man, violence, drugs and a surprise baby.

''Sometimes I sit alone in my room, not because I'm lonely but because I want to. I quite like it but too bad sitting by myself always leads to terrifying, self-destructive thoughts. When I'm about to do something, he calls. He is like my own personal superhero and he doesn't even know it. Now my superhero never calls and there is no one to help me, maybe I should get a new hero. What do you think?'' ''Why don't you be your own hero?'' I didn't want to be my own hero I just wanted my best friend, too bad that's all he'll ever be to me- a friend. Trigger Warning so read at your own risk.

When their one night stand resulted in an unexpected pregnancy, Nerissa life was turned upside down. Trillionaire CEO, Asher Blackwood, is determined to claim his heir and make Nerissa his - but on his terms. Nerissa finds out that he is her boss and realizes that she has no other choice but to enter a contract marriage with him. As they navigate their complicated marriage, Asher's secrets and Nerissa's fears threaten to tear them apart. Nerissa find out the truth about Asher's past and the real reason he's so desperate to hold on to her? As the stakes grow higher, Nerissa must decide whether to surrender to Asher or to go her own way, even if it means losing the man she loves."

"Mas, how do i look?" tanya Kanya saat ia menggunakan lingerie seksi untuk melayani Brian diatas ranjang. "sini, sayang. kita liat seberapa kuat kamu diatas ranjang," ucap Brian dengan senyuman manis dan bersiap untuk membuat bayi. Model cantik dan seksi bernama Kanya, diam-diam memiliki seorang anak laki-laki dari hasil pemerkosaan terhadap dirinya yang dilakukan lebih dari 3 orang, dimasa lalu yang ia rahasiakan. Demi sang buah hati, Kanya bangkit untuk membalas dendam terhadap apa yang telah terjadi pada hidupnya dengan cara yang terpaksa ia menggunakan seorang Manager di sebuah perusahaan bernama Brian yang juga secara kebetulan telah dijodohkan dengan dirinya oleh kedua orang tua mereka sejak lama. kesempatan ini digunakan Kanya untuk memanfaatkan Brian sebagai senjatanya demi membalas dendamnya terhadap pelaku utama dalam kasus pemerkosaan yang telah ia alami.

Zenia Blackman and EJ Hollen were friends before lovers but Zenia was holding a dreadful secret from him. When things hit the fan and secrets were exposed, their relationship took a constant turn for the worse to the point where Zenia fled the country with another man who had no good intentions for her. And what another shock to Zenia when she learnt she was pregnant with EJ's baby.

Have you ever been madly in love with your childhood best friend, but they never loved you the same way? I mean, not like they didn't love you back, but just not how you wanted it to be? Well, if you have ever been there, then you would most definitely relate to everything you are about to witness in Idara's messy love story. This is a VERY intriguing piece about Idara Thompson, a 25-year-old Nigerian lady who faces insane challenges in college! Her life becomes ridiculously twisted when she stumbles upon her insanely cute childhood best friend in school and starts catching feelings for him. Torn between a literally ‘blind’ best friend named Yomi who never acknowledges her undying love for him, and an estranged mother who just surfaces out of the blue, Idara is forced to make certain decisions that would seal her fate forever. But that's not all. There comes CANDICE, a lovely, beautiful maniac who just happens to be Yomi's special girlfriend and a stumbling block to the ever gentle Idara. How does Idara get past her? How does she balance her love life, family issues and her rivalry with Candice? Find out in this epic story, and you'd be glad you did! Enjoy!