Best Yo Mama Jokes 100

Donny Wijaya, seorang Dokter umum di salah satu Rumah Sakit ternama di Jakarta. Kesibukannya membuat dirinya tak mengenal wanita mana pun selama lima tahun ini semenjak istrinya meninggal. Keinginan orang tuanya yang memang menginginkan Donny untuk membawa Ibu baru bagi Aliza pun tak digubrisnya. Bahkan anak semata wayangnya pun sempat mengajukan keinginan untuk mempunyai Ibu Baru. Hingga suatu ketika, Steffi Maharani, seorang perawat cantik bermata coklat dan sangat mirip dengan mendiang istrinya. Steffi mampu membuat hati dan pikiran Donny menjadi gamang. Akankah Donny akan meminta Steffi untuk menjadi Mama baru bagi Aliza dan berusaha mencintainya? Ataukah dia tetap setia dengan mendiang istrinya dengan tetap menjadi duda?

"Gadis mana yang dapat mempertahankan kesucian nya, jika telah melarikan diri bersama pria" . Samos mengerang, mengumpat dalam diam. Rona sudah melewati batas. Rona meninggalkan keluarganya demi hidup bersama lelaki pilihannya, yaitu Gavin lelaki yang tidak di restui orang tua Rona karena lelaki itu hanyalah pengangguran, namun di tengah perjalanan Rona ditinggalkan begitu saja oleh Gavin, rasa sakit dan kecewa yang mendalam membuat Rona tak segan menolak semua lelaki yang melamarnya. Mateo yang telah taken akan menikahi Rona seketika mundur mengetahui Rona lari bersama pria lain, amarah nya memuncak membuat rumor tak sedap di kalangan masyarakat, yang begitu merugikan Rona. Sedang jauh diluar sana, Maven yang terus mengingat masa lalunya tergila-gila pada perempuan yang menjadi cinta pertamanya, siapakah perempuan itu ? akankah mereka bertemu ? Gavin yang masih mencintai Rona datang untuk meminang Rona secara baik-baik kepada keluarga besarnya. Akankah Rona dan Gavin bersatu kembali ? Akankah Maven bertemu cinta pertamanya ? Apakah Rona akan menjalani pernikahan yang diimpikannya ? Baca kelanjutannya di Chapter-Chapter Pernikahan Gadis 100 Juta.

Having a baby will only ruin her body and her career. After Nate kept on pestering Quinn about having a baby, she couldn’t, she didn’t want to get pregnant. Adoption was never an option for her until she found her long lost friend. After so much pestering, she agreed to carry the baby for Nate. Nate, having the chance to lay with his crush, used the opportunity to get back with her. He looked for ways to make Paige stay with him for long, making Quinn angry and jealous. Will Quinn be able to hide her jealousy for long? Will Nate find out the secret Quinn is hiding from him?

When their one night stand resulted in an unexpected pregnancy, Nerissa life was turned upside down. Trillionaire CEO, Asher Blackwood, is determined to claim his heir and make Nerissa his - but on his terms. Nerissa finds out that he is her boss and realizes that she has no other choice but to enter a contract marriage with him. As they navigate their complicated marriage, Asher's secrets and Nerissa's fears threaten to tear them apart. Nerissa find out the truth about Asher's past and the real reason he's so desperate to hold on to her? As the stakes grow higher, Nerissa must decide whether to surrender to Asher or to go her own way, even if it means losing the man she loves."

''Sometimes I sit alone in my room, not because I'm lonely but because I want to. I quite like it but too bad sitting by myself always leads to terrifying, self-destructive thoughts. When I'm about to do something, he calls. He is like my own personal superhero and he doesn't even know it. Now my superhero never calls and there is no one to help me, maybe I should get a new hero. What do you think?'' ''Why don't you be your own hero?'' I didn't want to be my own hero I just wanted my best friend, too bad that's all he'll ever be to me- a friend. Trigger Warning so read at your own risk.

Я нашла дома брошь. С виду совершенно обычную, хоть и старинную. Но так ли это на самом деле? Я влюбилась в парня, с которым познакомилась случайно при довольно нелепых обстоятельствах. Но случайна ли наша встреча, и почему мне кажется, что ведет он себя как-то странно? Я должна спасти нас и нашу любовь. Теперь я точно знаю, что все зависит только от меня! Но чем мне придется пожертвовать?

Seorang dosen dan guru, sama-sama pengajar terus nikah? Inilah secuil kisah dari Eka yang berprofesi sebagai guru di daerahnya, dan suaminya bernama Prabu Bagaskara yang merupakan seorang dosen jurusan DKV konon terkenal killer dan tampan di Universitas Pandawa. Mereka bertemu dengan suatu alasan dan ego masing-masing sampai menandatangani kontrak nikah! Bagaimanakah kehidupan dari Eka dan Prabu sampai kontrak selesai? Sukseskah mereka dengan tantangan 100 hari bilang sayang ?

"Mr. Johnson, we're in the office–" Ethan takes another step towards me, making me step backwards; although we both know it's fruitless. "So what? You may be the Director, but have you forgotten the terms of our contract?” He pulls me flush against himself, my heart racing as I reply, "For the next three months, I will do exactly as you say.” He tugs on my hair to tilt my head back, brushing his lips against the exposed curve of my neck. The sensation is electrifying, melting my initial inhibitions. "Good." In one swift motion, he spins me around; and before I know it, Ethan has cuffed my wrists to the desk, leaving me breathless and utterly at his mercy… "Ethan..." "Let it go, Ashley…" That's all I need to push me over the edge. Both my mind and body are under his spell, and I'm going to let him claim me… *** Ashley Waverly’s world shatters when her parents die suddenly. Determined to save her company at any cost, she seeks help from the most ruthless businessman, Ethan Johnson. The heartless Ethan agrees to help her, but on one condition: she has to sign a contract with him. Ashley saves her company, but the business arrangement turns into a nightmare, as Ethan doesn't miss any chance to break her soul and humiliate her. Ashley endures his cruelty in silence, only to disappear the day her contract expires… not knowing Ethan has started to fall for her. After five years, fate has again rolled its dice and both of them have crossed paths. But this time, Ashley is not alone… she has a cute little four-year-old son. Will they find redemption and a second chance at happiness, or will the scars of the past tear them apart once more? ***

Steffany, struggling after losing her job, unexpectedly agrees to a six-month contract marriage with Sebastian, a wealthy man desperate to avoid a forced marriage to another woman. Their first meeting is a disaster, but when they discover they’re both seeking the same arrangement, Steffany reluctantly accepts. As she steps into the role of his wife, tensions rise when Sebastian’s manipulative sister, Andrea, makes it clear she despises Steffany. Just as things seem to settle, Steffany finds herself pregnant after a wild night with Sebastian. But when Sebastian is injured in an accident, a web of lies begins to unravel. His sister casts doubt on the paternity of the child, and a mysterious figure, Andrew, returns with dangerous secrets from Steffany’s past.

Zenia Blackman and EJ Hollen were friends before lovers but Zenia was holding a dreadful secret from him. When things hit the fan and secrets were exposed, their relationship took a constant turn for the worse to the point where Zenia fled the country with another man who had no good intentions for her. And what another shock to Zenia when she learnt she was pregnant with EJ's baby.