Best Yo Mama Jokes 100 Novels & Stories

I ordered, sternly this time, imitating mummy. "Listen, kid, spend your free time studying rather than joking around." "What?" I asked, but the line went dead. "He…he…he hung up on me," I stuttered. "Are you okay, Linda?" Mum asked beside me. Startled, I immediately switched to acting mode. "Yes I will send my mummy to you, she nags a lot," I said, making mummy smile.

“ And thankfully her dream came true; she married you, '' Eunice responded in a mocking tone and everyone burst into laughter making the poor man lower his head. “He must have taken after me because I also don't like it.” I replied. “Oh, I see. Actually have three in this house, and they are Poocco, Loocco, Moocco. They’re mom's favorite pets, and she can kill anyone if you mess with them,” Kira leaned in, whispering to me. “Ahh, I see.” I watched as Eunice attended to Jael and also caressed the monkey, and my fury grew more. I wish I could storm there and rip the darn monkey into pieces.

Fans flooded my page, begging. [Stella, please. Just give me one chance.] [You're one of Carmoria's best dancers. You made us proud overseas. Let us see you live!] I laughed. I was about to set up a giveaway when a comment popped up: [What's there to be proud of? She's used-up trash. She lost her baby in a car crash. Who cares how well she dances? Who knows how many men she slept with to become principal?] I clicked the profile without thinking.

But it did the trick. My poor bestie shot out of the couch like NASA had launched him into space... the sight so hilarious, I just had to double over in laughter, holding my sides as I shook uncontrollably. Lee looked at me in sleepy irritation, if that's even a word. "That's not funny Mia, I wouldn't do that to you." He muttered, still glaring at me. I snorted. "You'd totally do the same thing, and admit it... it was hilarious!"

}} [[ haha ]] (( Explain )) {{ it’s nothing mother, she just kind of hit on me a little }} (( that tramp! I’m sure she’s old enough to be your mom )) {{ no worries, she got no where and never will }} (( Good because I still do know how to slit throats and shoot arrows sonny boy )) {{ yes mother }}

I thanked God our table was tucked away in a corner, because this woman had the volume of a stadium announcer. "So that's why you haven't been answering my texts about coming home." "That is absolutely not the reason!" I reached over and pinched her waist. She twisted away from me, still cackling. "Neshara Fil is out here playing house and loving every minute." I fake-scowled at her. "Auntie Heath, you know what? A mean girl fought with Mommy last night. She pushed Mommy into the pool. And then she told a big lie about it. You should smack her butt and tell her she's bad."

What the hell ? “Oh my God !!! You are soooooo pretty !!!!” my Mom- the great Alpha Zoe Stone screamed in her sing song voice like a fan girl and if Aunt Nyssa’s hugs spelt death then Mom’s were enough to kill you for ten lifetimes- not exaggerating. I repeat. I am NOT exaggerating.

he chuckles you're so lame papa Only for you and your mother dear, see you soon bye bye I put my phone down grinning like an idiot, I know very well how much my dad loves me, he always says my mom has Three mamas' boys so I am his treasure daddy’s girl, I have long since grown from girl-hood into womanhood but hey, no harm no foul, I am what I am to my papa bear.

"So, you were expecting me to give you a massage that would bring you to the edge of cumin? Do you think mom has ever had an orgasm in her life?" Jen got feisty, "YEAH LOSER, THAT'S WHAT I WAS EXPECTING! I think you are all hype, the golden boy. Let's see how good you are, loser." Then she started laughing. "And, NO! Mom would have a seizure if she ever came. She wouldn't even know what was happening."

I said urging her to speak. " she is your mum " vonne said Hah yeah the most expensive joke of the year everyone knows my parents are both dead "You must be mistaken my parents are both dead okayy they died when I was six " I said to her "Its true dear I'm your mum " the older lady said " I don't believe you my mum is dead my dad is dead everyone I know is dead " I yelled Cause everything is pissing me off its itching me " 🎶Go to sleep baby my little girl🎶