Best Yo Mama Jokes 100

CEO LEO’S BABY MAMA IS BACK! (Mommy, please forgive daddy) “Why would I accept the claim of a child that I am sure you don’t even know who the father is. That child ain’t mine.” ~ Darby Miller, labeled a jinx and not loved by her parents. She tried to find love in the arms of any one who cared to see her pain. Until a truth and dare game resulted into a night of passion and that changed her life forever. After ending up pregnant and left on her own, Darby Miller swore to never have anything to do with Leo Robin ever again. He denied their child which means he has lost every right as a father. Years later, she became a charming single mother as well as a successful business woman. Unexpectedly, he is back into her life again. And this time, Leo would do everything to prove that he deserves her forgiveness. Will he be able to untangle the misunderstanding from years ago? Does he stand a chance to prove with actions that he can be a loyal husband and a loving dad?

Charlene, beautiful and elegant, suffered abuse in the hands of her foster family, her aunt and uncle after the death of her parents. Tired of the unending circle of torture, she packs up one day after she turned sixteen and ran off on her own. She had to do odd jobs, including regularly donating her blood to make some amount of money to take care of herself. On one of her regular trips to donate her blood, Charlene ends up in more trouble than she bargained for, getting herself entangled with the most ruthless billionaires in the country. Noah Cooper, the masked billionaire, is a name that many respect and fear. No one knows why he wears a mask, and those who dared to ask, ended up begging with their lives to be forgiven. He is ruthless, unforgiving and a silent poison, not one to be messed with. He hates women, and avoids them like a plague, but why? What happens when these two polar opposites meet? And what happens when they discover they're about to be parents in the most odd way possible?

Hindi naging maganda ang karanasan ni Shaina sa mga naunang karelasyon. Ang huling lalaking pinagkatiwalaan at minahal ay nagpaakit sa kaniyang pinsan. Ang malala pa ay nabaliktad ang sitwasyon at siya ang lumalabas na manloloko. Naisumpa niya sa sarili na hindi na muling magmahal at pagbayarin ang dalawang nagwasak sa kaniyang puso. Ngunit nagbago ang kaniyang isip nang mabuo ang isang gabing pagkakamali. At hindi lang isa ang kaniyang iniluwal kundi dalawang cute na mga bata. Bigla siyang natakot sa isiping hindi lang guwapo ang hindi nakilalang ama ng kambal, kundi genius dahil tiyak dito nagmana ang mga anak. "Mommy, don't worry, we can help you to find our father." A five-year-old named, Adrian, said. Pakiramdam ni Shaina ay atakehin siya sa puso sa naging sagot ng bibong anak na lalaki. Sa halip na ma-disappoint dahil hindi niya kilala ang ama ng mga ito, mukhang lalong na-excite ang mga anak na hanapin ang lalaki. Sa kaniyang pagbabalik kasama ang mga anak ay maraming katanungang kailangang masagot. Pero saan siya magsisimula kung maging ang mukha ng nakabuntis sa kaniya ay hindi niya alam?

By fate or miracle, Lyria was alive and breathing on the cold December night of her assassination day. Though she could open her eyes, she couldn't see clearly the point of being alive and to exist wandering on the streets of some unknown village. It may seem like an angel's whisper; a stranger stood by her side when she was meters away from death. His words were striking light, and a spectrum of color flourished in her dark world. She found hope in a hopeless stranger who jumped ahead of her with the certainty he would die. As she jumped back unknowingly, the poor and miserable girl saved the life of the youngest billionaire in town, Zion Hudson. Just as when she thought their relationship would be connected professionally, things went awry when her name was linked as his love interest. Although she hated the people's attention and eyes, she loved challenges. "Make me fall for you, then." The arrogant billionaire officially challenged the ferocious independent woman, Lyria, his servant, in a fight for love. They agreed she would not disappoint him with her hidden charm and talent as she accepted the challenge a few days later. "I will make you forget your name the same thing I forgot mine years ago." A period of madness is sure to begin for hearts that have been left empty for too long, prompting them to remember everything at once and forget it without a moment's hesitation.

"Kamu harus menikah, Asa. Nggak mungkin kan kamu melajang selamanya?" Angkasa Nirada Tanaka atau yang biasa dipanggil Asa, terdiam mendengar apa yang akan diucapkan oleh mamanya. Pada sang ayah, Asa mungkin masih bisa berkelit. Tapi mamanya adalah seseorang yang menyelamatkan hidupnya dari kubangan kenangan kelam bersama sang ibu kandung. Mana berani ia melawan padanya? "Ya udah, nanti aku akan menikah. Kalau jodohku udah turun dari langit." "Tenang aja, kamu nggak usah nunggu jodohmu jatuh dari langit. Biar Mama yang carikan." Dan begitulah... awal mulanya jodoh Asa berada di tangan mamanya. [Cerita orangtua Asa bisa dibaca di buku: Cinta Satu Malam dengan Berondong] [Buku ini bisa dibaca terpisah dari kisah orangtua Asa]

Adit terjebak dalam pesona Sarah—ibu sahabatnya sendiri—yang seharusnya tak boleh ia inginkan. Di balik pertemuan-pertemuan terlarang, batas moral kian memudar, sementara suami Sarah dan Hardian bisa menghancurkan segalanya jika rahasia ini terbongkar. Semakin ia berusaha menjauh, semakin ia tenggelam dalam daya tarik yang tak bisa dilawan. Tapi seberapa lama api ini bisa disembunyikan sebelum semuanya terbakar?

++18 This one is scandalous Would you risk it all for pleasure? Brandi and Gio were never meant to happen and should not have happened, but....one fateful night, an unexpected encounter, they both experienced fire they had never felt before, and for them, there was no turning back. His daughter's best friend to the woman in his bed. Giovanni will have a hard time accepting Brandi is no longer the little girl he once knew.

Elmi, ialah seorang ibu yang berjuang untuk bahagia sambil membesarkan anaknya, Alina. Namun, mendadak saja sang mantan suami, Gerard, datang dan mencoba kembali dekat dengannya karena ia baru tahu bahwa pernikahan mereka menghasilkan seorang buah hati. Tetapi, Elmi menolaknya, karena perbuatan Gerard yang menyakiti perasaannya saat mereka masih terikat janji suci. Andrew, sahabat Gerard yang selama ini membantunya juga melarang Elmi untuk kembali pada pria tersebut. Akankah Elmi bisa membuat dirinya memutuskan perasaannya? Demi kebahagiaan dirinya atau sang anak yang belum merasakan kasih sayang seorang papa?

Aku selalu terlahir sebagai Ratu di generasi apapun. Biarpun aku mati aku akan terlahir kembali sebagai seseorang yang memimpin sebuah Negeri. Karena segala hal yang sudah aku lewati aku semakin terbiasa dan semakin tahu bagaimana langkah yang harus kau ambil. Namun entah mengapa tiba-tiba kali ini berbeda. Dewa tiba-tiba bernegosiasi denganku. Apakan ini kehidupan yang ter-akhir ?

Second Edition Warning #slow burner #violence #sexual activity At eighteen Gabriella Chambers has no wolf and has no mate, so why is the Academy for shifters demanding she attends? When Gabbie gets there she's demoted to omega, the lowest rank in the pack. The only thing she looks forward to is seeing her best friend Alex again. Things have changed. Alex is a feared and respected Alpha Heir, strong and s*xy, but Gabbie is still his best friend. Even though an Alpha and an Omega must never mix. Things get complicated when Alpha Kade, Alex's rival for battle season, crosses paths with fiery Gabbie. In Kade's pack Omegas are scum, but what happens when simple encounters turn into something more. To add fuel to the fire, Gabbie is a target for three Alpha Females, including Alex's mate and Kade's chosen mate. A mystery blooms while Gabbie's at the academy that involves her past and her family. Will Gabbie survive long enough to awaken her wolf and find her mate?