Betty White Bloopers Novels & Stories

Betty laughed harder than she had in weeks, her eyes shining. "Remember when Damon tried to impress that girl and fell off his bike right in front of everyone?" one biker called out, laughing. Colt grinned. "Yeah, and Blaze wasn't any better. Always acting tough until he lost a bet and had to sing in the middle of the bar." Betty wiped tears from her eyes, still giggling. "You three were really like that? I can't picture it." I smiled, watching her happy face. It warmed me deep inside. "We were young and stupid. Don't listen to them too much."

Vivi firmly said. " Or what are you going to do, continue lying and opening your legs to guys who don't want you in their life and you are only good enough for a night. " Betty said in her voice being the normal pitch and some people walking by heard what she said. Vivi looked around and saw people giving her side looks. " Shut up. You don't know anything. " Vivi tells Betty with her face turning red in embarrassment. " You are right. I certainly don't know the things you do. " Betty said but what she meant was clear in the statement.

Elisa White made her way to the supermarket to buy two bottles of cooking wine and soy sauce. When she returned home, William was already there. Everyone was sitting and chatting in the living room. The moment Emily White entered, Emily White said in a weird voice, "Dr. Elise, I heard that you were blown up two floors high by the bomb today. You are still alive and kicking. "You're too kind. Next time, I'll show you guys a guy who got blown up three floors. " Elisa White cupped his fists and said as she took off his shoes.

Ron was unable to let go of the sheet to stop the donuts descent. "Oh, I am so sorry," Beth said, appearing genuinely remorseful for the intentional mishap. "I am just too clumsy sometimes." As she reached over to retrieve the donut, she gave it a firm squeeze, causing the raspberry jelly to squirt out across Ron's stomach. "Oh my, I did it again, let me get that cleaned up for you." Amy wasn't sure what was happening, but she knew she was ready to push Ron over the edge. If Beth caught them she did, Amy was not going to worry about that at this moment.

And we all laughed. Would y’all horny bitches shut the fuck up the movies is about to starting!” Lex hissed. I heard Susanna chuckle in the corner, and vee just stuffed my skittles inside her mouth and Betty buried her face in my shoulder, her face pink from second hand embarrassment, I guess. “Bebe”? I nudged Betty in the rib gently. “Mhm?” “You’re cute” I said smiling, I watched Betty’s face turn a slight shade of pink.

I mentally caused myself for being so clumsy. Everyone was looking at me including Nathan, He was wearing a smirk, probably satisfied with me embarrassing myself. Mrs. White had a disgusted look on her face. Leah is giggling silently, Mr. White had started eating with an uninterested look on his calm face. Sarah immediately started cleaning the mess I made, She's probably wondering why I let the tray slip off my fingers. Mrs. White was the first to speak, "Have you always been this clumsy?" She said running her eyes over me.

After replying her text, I headed to the bar area to take a can of black bullet, I hope it gets me drunk enough, I have a feeling Betty won’t take back her words on me having a quickie. Few minutes later, Betty replied: Nice try…. Never! You are having that damn quickie, I don’t mind strip dancing… Its not even my first time btw Xoxo-Betty Did I read that right? This isn’t her first time strip dancing? Why am I not surprised? Its Betty that’s why. Time seems to run slow as I downed my third can of black bullet and I felt a bit dizzy Then it happened, Betty’s name was announced, of course not her real name.

“Uhm, Claire, can you do me a big favor? Betty asked, feeling a bit off since the tribulation. “Sure, what is it?” Claire asked. “In the bathroom, please.” “Okay, let me put the little one down,” Both went to the nursery, placed the baby into his crib, and entered the bathroom. “What’s the matter?” Claire asked, seeing Betty was blushing. “Could, could you see if there is something wrong with my____my__vagina?” Betty stammered in embarrassment. “No problem, let’s see what’s causing you trouble,” Claire replied.

He held the IPAD and anxiously said to Bryson, "Boss, look over this, something happened to Miss Bates." Bryson immediately took over the IPAD that Grover handed to his, and saw a video circulating, Betty was squeezed into a crowd of fans,and she tried her best to maintain a smile, but anyone with a discerning eye would be able to tell that her breathing was ragged, her face was pale white, and she was struggling to cope with the situation. "Where did you record this?" Bryson immediately stood up, his handsome face instantly filled with worry. Betty was squeezed in the middle. No bodyguards, no assistants, this was a very dangerous thing to do.

“What kind of silly mistake? Which goes around making mistakes and destroying valuables?” Ria smiled bitterly. Her eyes turned icy cold. Wasn't this the same person who told Olivia moments ago that no one was above mistake? Something about her stare unsettled Adrian, but he quickly shoved the feeling down. Betty, seeing the tension rise, quickly stepped in. “It wasn’t her fault. I bumped into her.” Adrian’s voice rose. “And she couldn’t see you coming? Was she blind? Or was she waiting for the chance to make me pay for making her stand?”