Blow His Head Smoove Off Meme Novels & Stories

’ 😂😂😂 As soon as he heard that puff of laughter, Noah knew that his words didn’t come out right, so without giving Peyton a chance to erupt in another outrage, he corrected himself, “When I said outstanding, I meant memorable, like a huge crooked nose or an ugly burn scar!” Blackie and Levi, still dying inside from holding in their laughter: Yes, you heard that right! You are so fucking forgettable that the only way to make someone remember you is if you broke your nose in three places or burnt off half of your face! 😂 Levi finally couldn’t hold it in any longer, and his chest rumbled with unsuppressed husky laughter, which made the pleasant kind of goosebumps rise on Noah’s arm. However

“Don't come any further or your heads will be blown out.” ******

I smirk. ##########

"Mee?" I said still gasping "Yeah you and you might wanna close that your mouth you might end up being infected" He said laughing all over again "You son of a bitch" I said and threw him a throw pillow and he gasped "Looks like you weren't expecting that" I said smirking looking at his expression "You are so fucked" He said while I just rolled my eyes some seconds later I felt a light hit on my head "Ouch" I cried and looked down to see what hit me and I saw he also threw a throw pillow

“Dude, you looked insane. I swear I saw steam coming outta your head.” “It’s the fucking cigarette,” I snap, waving it in his face before throwing it down in irritation. He points at me with a big stupid grin. “Nah, man, it’s your head. You looked like a cartoon character having a meltdown. What were you saying again? Something-something Mia…Aaron?” “Fuck you,” I growl, flipping him off. He laughs like this is his favorite comedy show. “Relax, dude. I didn’t come here to fight.”

he replied with a smirk, earning a smack to the back of his head. “Asshole!”

I bent оvеr аnd hіm аnd рullеd hіѕ fасе up to mіnе bу hіѕ hаіr. "Lіѕtеn tо me, уоu dіrtу fuсk. Dоn't еvеr thіnk аbоut tоuсhіng mу gіrlfrіеnd аgаіn." Wіth that, I ѕlаmmеd hіѕ hеаd against thе hаrd groan wіth enough force tо mаkе hіѕ еуеѕ rоll back and thеn сlоѕе. I ѕtооd оvеr hіm, lіftеd mу heel uр, and ѕlаmmеd іt down іntо hіѕ ѕсrоtum аt juѕt thе rіght аnglе. Hе lеt оut a lоud grоаn and then passed о ut аѕ hе trіеd tо grаb his сrоtсh wіth his brоkеn arm. Sensory оvеrlоаd. Excellent. I'm рrеttу sure I gоt hіm just right tо shove his nаѕtу bаllѕ uр іntо hіѕ abdomen. Hаvе fun wіth that surgery уоu fuсk!

"Hang on. Don't tell me that's why you came at me with two machetes in hand and hunted me down the streets like a dog. I didn't do anything!" I let out a self-deprecating laugh. I now knew that in Joshua's eyes, I was nothing but a clown—a pet he could toy with as he pleased. Well, why should I stick around to be the object of their jokes?

(blushing emoji). I glanced at her, scoffing in disbelief and anger. She really does have the guts! Who the fuck does she think she is to talk to me that way? She had a smug smile that reminded me so much of Ben and for a second, I thought of reaching over and smacking it off her face. But I held myself back. If it were David, I’d have done it right away. Speaking of David, I completely forgot. Damn!

She smiled still jogging up and down. I heard a few screams from around…. “They’ll lose one part, okay?”, she smiled. “I wanted us to start with this little exercise to get our blood pumping…”. Pete walked up from behind to stand beside me. I wondered where both of them had been though… A guy pushed through the crowd, “You must be crazy grandma, this isn’t-..” She threw the mic on his head…. He died instantly as his skull broke…. What the fuck did I just see?! She literally used no effort in that throw yet I watched that guys brains get scrambled.