Booty Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I snatch the fifty dollars from his hand. “I will bet fifty dollars on you not getting your cock between my boobs tonight.” He winks and clinks his glass with mine as he raises a sexy brow. “Thank you. I will take that as a personal challenge.” I shake my head as I sip my drink. “Does that ridiculous pick up line work on many women?” He smiles and winks cheekily. “You would be surprised.” I smirk. There is something extremely honest about this guy. He isn’t pretending to be someone he’s not. It’s disarming.

The way he said it disgusted me, making me roll my eyes in disappointment, did I look that cheap, and why were men always acting like this? His pick-up line was on level zero, he wasn't even able to impress me. "What do you say?" He still insisted with a naughty smirk on his face, and my answer to him was a simple no. I told him I wasn't interested, neither was I ready to face any questions that he had to ask because I wanted to be with someone else tonight, and not him. "Are you sure, I'm pretty big down there…" he was trying to act enticing, but instead of paying any attention to him, I gulped down the drink the water had given to me, dripping the glass for another round.

You might want to dial it back a little bit because I'm already obssessed. I was so red from blushing and I look like an idiot trying to keep my calm composure while I'm internally screaming and I'm fighting the urge to smile. He gently hold my cheeks, "It really works, huh? Damon's cheesy pick up lines to make you look cuter." That's unfair, that's a double kill from Dylan.

I want you forever in my arms like this. I want to marry you and have lots of babies with you. And I will. By hook or by crook. I'll make mine by every means. I'm selfish and I can't help myself... Because I am a MONSTER, the Sexiest , billionaire MONSTER, and You are my POSSESSION, my Intoxicating Possession. .. .. Thank you ShineeSunshine ❤️

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“Alright, Cade drink 4 sips if you’ve ever gone through your contacts or friend list on social media looking for your next booty call.” I don’t drink and Monroe looks at me and says, “I call bullshit.” “No it’s not bullshit. I’ve never had to search for a booty call. They come to me.” “Oh wow, cocky much?” she says. I just shrug and say, “It’s true.” “Alright, moving on. Maddy, make out with Monroe for at least 10 seconds, or you both finish your drinks.”

He was probably thinking what a lame pick-up line that was. I had to explain myself so he would not misunderstand. "You are literally taking my breath away. Asthma, remember?" "Oh! I see. You're lucky, you're so beautiful," he mentioned, hand trailing my face. "Yeah, so try not to suck me in okay?" "Okay, I won't." I clung my arms around his neck, this time dragging his face down until his lips were leveled to mine. I brushed my lips on his, and he gently responded this time while being careful.

He rolled his eyes and smiled. "I have been wanting to ask you"He cleared his throat. Ask me what? He took my hands in his and squeezed it softly"I like you" Please don't tell me it's what I'm thinking "I re-really like you and any guy would be lucky to have you as his girl,will you make me that lucky guy and be my girlfriend?"He stuttered. First of all, horrible pick up-line I know right I wanted Jace to be my first boyfriend... But he stole your first kiss

'' She runs her hand around my body and up to the side of my face, leaving me smirking down at her. ''Drop the bass, man, the bass get lower. Radio say, "speed it up," I just go slower, high like treble, puffing on them mids. The man ain't ever seen a booty like this,'' She points at her butt and the crowd claps, wooing even louder than before—leaving me chuckling but not placing a hand on her, at all.

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.