Booty Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Right by that bridge, there’s a break in the railing where cars can drive up. Can you pick me up there?” “Absolutely. You still haven’t told me what you’re wearing, though.” “A little black dress.” “Ah. Is it easy access?” “Aren’t they all?” “Some more than others. What have you got on underneath?” I giggled a little as I headed over to the meeting place. “Are you serious?” “I am totally serious.” “What has gotten into you?” “The question is, how long before I’ll be getting into you?” “Oh my God, that sounds like one of the cheesiest pick-up lines ever.”

“Why bother with me anyway? So you’re bored. There are a hundred different women just outside that door who would love for you to bother them. One glance and they’d come running. A second glance, and they’d drop their panties and bend over.” Beau’s smile adds teeth. “Where’s the fun in that? Sometimes a guy likes a challenge.” “I’m not a challenge for you,” I say. “I’m not anything.” He drags his gaze down the length of my body and then slowly back up. He takes his time, shamelessly admiring each of my curves and valleys. “Oh, you are something alright, Nanny.”

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ JAMES POV As per her instruction once she left my office I read the note that she gave me Dear Mr. Ceo It hurt to see your gorgeous face everyday but who am I to complain? Smile but not to often because the female population might not survive😉 It makes me laugh out loud. I did not remember when is the last time I laugh this loud and so carefree. She thinks I am gorgeous? She is the gorgeous one. If this is a pick up line I am 100% sure it is effective because I am ready to follow her wherever she goes. One sided love sucks!

“Alright, I dare you to give Drew your best pickup line.” Reid sighs, the corner of his mouth twitching as he faces Drew. With a completely deadpan expression, he leans in slightly, dropping his voice into a mock-sultry tone. “I’d tell you you’re beautiful, but they say beauty is on the inside. And I haven’t been inside you yet.” My jaw drops, equal parts horrified and amused. “Oh my god, that’s terrible!” Drew doesn’t miss a beat. He leans closer with a wicked grin. “Wanna find out for sure?”

Dear* Bonito tried to make sure not to disturb the beautiful woman in her work. *No, I'm not working today. I'm off work.* Getting news like that Bonito smiled. *How do we meet now? Dear* *That's a great idea, where will we meet? dear.* said Ananda sounding so excited. *I'll pick you up, get ready.* *Okay, I'll get ready.* Bonito ended the call then got into the car and picked up his girlfriend. *** Baby covered her naked body with a towel, getting ready to go take a shower.

Bounty says, “Okay, I will soon come back,” Sandra says, “Okay, am waiting for you, please don't keep me waiting,” Bounty says, and she ended up the phone call, “tell me who is it?“ Richard inquired, “my roommate Bounty” she retorted, “Alright, shall we go?“ Richard asked, “Are you done feeling my vibes?“ Richard asked, “I can never be tired of feeling your vibes and your effect is killing me, babe,” Richard says,

' She tittered, the one insult that set me into my default setting but she's Ursula, don't care much. 'You gotta be proud of your booby, isn't it, hon?' I asked smirkingly. 'Check this goody out,' I shook my main attraction, ass, baby! 'Do you have this motherfucker? Nada—' 'In bed, my boyfriend will enjoy squeezing these tits. What do I need booty for? That's all poop, babe.' 'Mm hm,' I said smirkingly. 'Cause my momma she told me don't worry about the size,' I sang loudly. 'Cause them boys like a little more booty to hold at night—'

It was as if his mouth was coated with honey and these sugary words of his would constantly pop up out of nowhere. She had no idea where he picked up all his sweet lines from, and he would always make her heart go pit-a-pat with his sudden attack. On top of that, he had insensibly become a master at pick-up lines. “I’ll just look around. If there’s anything I want, I’ll buy it,” Tony replied as he knew Myra was actually compromising.

” Aaron ~”I don't know if your pick up line is worse than mine is? Caitlin ~”I think mine is.” Aaron ~”Definitely is, don't know where you came up with that pretty face.” Caitlin ~”Ya, I don't know where either, there is so many other things I would have rather wanted to say but I did not think it was the right moment.” Aaron ~”Things like what?” Caitlin ~”Things like where I was hoping you were taking me to a dumpster and pinning me to that wall behind it.”

Maybe flirty men weren’t so annoying after all. I eyed this one with renewed interest as he tipped his chin, motioning toward me. “Hey,” he murmured with that awesome, panty-dropping voice of his. “I could give you a ride to that liquor store you’re knocking over. Or is it an ATM you’re robbing? Whatever mischief and mayhem you’re causing, I’d gladly play getaway man. For you.” Okay, I had to give him props for that one. He was certainly cute and witty with the lines. Which was totally my type.