Booty Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I decided to put her out of her misery. “Cody, dude, that is the cheesiest pick up line ever. Who'd you learn that off, Odin?” He turned to face me and blushed. I laughed loudly and shook my head. “Seriously, how many times have you seen him get lucky?” He shrugged. “Exactly. If you want to ever get laid, stop taking dating advice from Odin.”

"If you know what I mean." "I don't... oh, yeah that." "See, I knew you could stop being dense." "I still don't see how getting me laid solves the problem." "Well, it's fun for one. And there's a high tendency that the auctioned and the buyer aren't just a one-night stand. Like, they become an item a lot. The guy is giving massive amounts to charity while telling you he thinks you're sexy in one swift move, it's a pretty solid pickup line, and he's already invested in you. Even if you don't think he's the greatest guy in the world, you could wrap them around your finger easily."

I know he's Chase, one of the 'populars', so why is he talking to me? "What do you want?" I said harshly, but I don't think he got that I didn't want to talk to him because he just smiled flirtatiously at me. "Someone better call God, because I think he lost an Angel." he smirks at me. I give him a straight face. That's the worst pick up line ever. "No someone better call the devil because I escaped from hell." I said sarcastically "Hey baby girl what's your code."he asked

I turned and marched back toward him, sand clinging to my legs and victory in my stride. He was waiting with that lazy grin, hands tucked in his pockets, looking like he had all the time in the world to admire the chaos I’d just caused. I tossed the hat back onto my head and struck a pose. “Okay, smartass. Since you’re clearly enjoying the show, how about we make things interesting?” Leo raised an eyebrow. “I’m listening.” I gave him a slow, challenging smile. “Pickup line battle. Loser owes the winner a massage.”

And shook my head to get rid of his thoughts. He chuckled observing my every action. I was making myself a laughingstock. "Did anyone tell you how beautiful you look when you smile?" Tilting his head he asked me. I looked at him and found him so adorable that I took everything in me not to kiss him right away. So I just looked away from his face. Do boys like this cheesy pickup line so much that everyone uses the same line to woo a girl? Leo once asked me the same question when we were having sex. Still, I wanted to hear what Daniel thought about me.

I started reciting all the cringy, weird and perverted pick up lines I could think of, all the while watching the jerk King lose his cool. I put my hand over my heart to make my performance seem unfeigned, looking all touched and moved, a bit misty-eyed too. "DARLING, who'd have ever imagined you to be so naughty when you asked me if I sat in sugar because I've got such a sweet ass... I mean buttocks(I feared these primordials would mistake my ass for a donkey if I didn't enlightened them with the specifics). That I'm in all of your inappropriate..."

“I could never have missed such a beauty, not even in this crowd.” She smiled, feeling a tad shy at the compliment. “How many girls have you used that line on?” “I saved it for the prettiest of them all.” He waved his hand at the bartender and the man set to work on making a drink immediately. “And I do not just say those words lightly. Truly. You’re absolutely stunning.” “You’ve got a sweet tongue.” Flora sipped her drink, maintaining eye contact with him. “There are a hundred girls like me here.”

“On the contrary, he’s smoking hot, you don’t stand a chance! He just knows how to keep a treasure when he finds one. So please, do yourself a favor. Stay. Away!” I took a gulp of my beer and then headed out to where Blaire exited to. I found her outside, texting on her phone. She was facing a deserted field planted with roses and pathways illuminated only by solar ground lights. I approached her slowly, quietly. Then when I was close enough, I leaned forward and whispered in her ear, “If I say you have a gorgeous body, will you hold it against me?” She stopped texting on her phone, and I felt her smile. “You should know, corny pickup lines don’t work on me.”

You are my baby and… Then he sent a voice message. Because my car is put into a halt due to the traffic, I easily played the voice message, and it welcomed me with his deep and baritone voice. “And I am planning to have many babies with you,” he said with his sexy tone that never failed to give me heat on my core. Oh my god, Bullet! Why do you have to pull that pick-up line of yours here in the middle of traffic! His voice and the playful context of his words made immense heat on my system. I found myself biting my lips while smiling so wide I might tear my lips apart.