Booty Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Oh, I’m sorry, are you trying to make me fall for you? Is that what this is?” I burst out laughing and rolled my eyes. “If it’s really not obvious then I’mgoing6 to have to bring back the pick-up lines.” “You like those lines, huh? Do they work for you a lot?” she asked, taking a sip of her wine as the waitress set it on the table. I nodded in answer. “Usually they never fail. You’re really denting my ego here, cupcake. Maybe you should cut me a little slack.” “Hmm, I don’t think so. Where would be the fun in that? You know you love me rejecting you.” She narrowed her eyes at me playfully as she leant back in her chair and studied her menu.

Kids these days! Simone was talking to Eva about some upcoming dance and I was chatting with them too until my fake boyfriend decided to text me and his cheesy pick-up lines instantly became much more exciting than the discussion of when and where to go shopping. Blackmailer- 'And lemme guess, now you feel awesome? Super amazing? Dance-all-through- the-night great?' I bit my lip, fighting a huge smile from spreading on my lips. 'No, I feel neutral. You aren't anything special.'

She looked fir it in her handbag and finally find it after it has rang twice. " Oh! Here s it", She said when she found her phone. She swiped up the green button. "Hello", she said as she picked the call. " Hey", a voice drawled from the line.The other person must be very drunk. "How dare you date someone? So easily? Are all single moms like this.You didn't even give me the chance to get closer to you. I've been looking for you for years. Why did you go put with that pumpkin? Is it because he is popular? I can make you popular too.Is it because he is handsome Well, If he is given 40 points for his beauty then I have to get 100 points. Come to me, pls"

he asked, I can feel his gaze fixed on the side of my face. " You should feel egoistic. Because if you think, all women will find you attractive then you are too full of yourself." I say without looking at him, letting him know that, I am not going to fall for his cheesy looks. " But you are one of that beautiful woman from whom men can't take their eyes off," he said scooting closer to me. " Boys at school use better pickup lines than you," I say savagely looking at him. " Well, I am not a boy, I am a man. Given a chance, I will prove what else I am good at than those frat fuck boys." I didn't realize it, but when I felt his breath got my ear I realized how close he was.

- Of course, darling, I'd never miss the chance to rub shoulders with a Greek god! - You bitch! I need you to come and help me take my mind off things, not to hit on my godfather! - Roh! It's okay, I'm kidding. You need to loosen up, old girl! - Would you lend me one of your perfumes, please? I promise to pay you back! - Don't worry, darling, I'd be happy to offer it to you, I've got so many! - Thanks, you're a sweetheart, bitch. - Okay, I'll be there in thirty minutes, see you then!

“Beautiful…” He traces the line of my curves. “Courageous…” k!ss, “sweet,” nibble, “fvcking delectable,” l!ck, “… and very, very naughty.”

-Jamie I wasn’t lying when I said that, my wolf loves Brittany more than any other girl that I have been with. “Silly, is that one of your pickup lines?” – Brittany I tittered at her words. “Don’t ever think that I have used these lines on someone else, when I say this, you should know that I speak from my heart and they are not pick-up lines as you call them. Even if I had used one for other girls, those lines don’t apply to you. They do not apply to you because you are special.” – Jamie

He took a swig out of the bottle before addressing her again. "I'm sorry, I know that's not much of a pickup line, but it is the truth. You are absolutely stunning. And I know this is incredibly forward, but the truth is I hate playing games so I'm just gonna put this out there. If you are interested, I would love nothing more than to spend the night fucking you senseless." Destiny nearly choked on her martini. Was this guy serious? She stared at him in disbelief. "Are you joking with me? You can't really expect that to work, can you? I don't even know you."

She pressed down her left lids at him, and turns away to attend to a drunk customer. He gestures at the Bartender, calling her over again. "Hey!" he smiles as he looked directly into her shuttering eyes, inches away from his. "I know you hear stuff. Tell me what you know about this latest bounty and the whole story behind it?" "Honey, you're very handsome and cute, and I can tell that bad boys like you, bring heaven to slutty bitches like myself, but right now, my fingers are a bit dry... If you could grease it a little bit, and I would --"