But Man Am I Bad At Math

ก็ปากร้าย ๆ นี่ไม่ใช่เหรอ ที่มันทำให้เธอ...ขึ้นสวรรค์

On the day Ethan Moore and I are supposed to marry, his adoptive sister, Hazel Moore, threatens to jump off a building. Ethan abandons me in my wedding dress and leaves me jilted for her. As the guests watch me mockingly, I boldly announce, "I'll marry anyone who dares walk down this aisle to me!" Three years later, Ethan returns to the Moore residence with Hazel. I'm seated on the couch and enjoying some oatmeal while watching TV. Ethan stares at my baby bump and snarls, "Who's the father of that child in your belly?" I sip my oatmeal and smile faintly. "A member of the Moore family, of course."

“ถ้าจะทำหน้าแบบนี้ ก็ไม่ควรเสนอตัวให้กูตั้งแต่แรกสิวะ!” “ขอ ขอโทษ” “เงียบซะไวท์! แม้แต่เสียงร้องไห้ ก็อย่าให้มันเล็ดลอดออกมา” เพราะเหล้าผสมยาปลุกเซ็กส์ ที่บาร์เทนเดอร์ของผับแห่งหนึ่ง ใส่มันเพื่อหวังเคลมฉันตอนเมา ทำให้ฉันเสนอตัวให้เขา ไลน์เนอร์ เดือนสุดโหดจากคณะวิศวะ เขาเป็นคู่อริของน้องชาย ซ้ำยังเคยถูกเขาลากไปเพราะความเข้าใจผิด แต่ฉันก็ยังให้เขากินเล่น ทั้งยังรู้ผลลัพธ์ของความสัมพันธ์นี้ดีเขามี ‘คนของเขา’ อยู่แล้ว หลังจากจบคืนนั้น ตั้งใจจะลบเขาออกไป แต่ …. “ฉันนึกว่าเธอจะเปลี่ยนไปจากคืนนั้น แต่ก็ยังง่ายเหมือนเดิม เป็นฉันก็ได้ เป็นพี่ชายฉันก็ดีล่ะสิ” “เลือกซะไวท์ จะเป็นของฉัน หรือของเขา” “เลือกมันสินะ! ก่อนที่จะเป็นของมัน มึงต้องเป็นของกูก่อน” “เหมือนเธอจะชอบควยของฉันนะไวท์” “อึก ไลน์! ฉัน ฉัน จะ เสร็จแล้ว อ๊า!” ความสัมพันธ์ที่ไร้สถานะ ดำเนินต่อไปพร้อมกับความยุ่งเหยิง บางครั้งเจ็บปวดจนอยากวิ่งหนี บางทีก็หอมหวานเสียจนต้องวิ่งเข้าใส่ จะจากไปก็ไม่กล้า จะอยู่ข้างๆก็หน้าด้านไม่พอ

What do you do when the person you've always loved is the same person who keeps hurting you the most? That's something Allison McConnell would like to know. Allison has had feelings for Derris Fox for as long as she could remember. Unfortunately, she wasn't the only one. As a musician and actor known worldwide, Derris was the dream of every girl and popular as he was, he was way out of her league. Allison thought she was doomed to be just one of his many fangirls until fate caused them to cross paths. Unfortunately, what would have been a dream come true for her turned out to be a nightmare after circumstances led to Derris developing an intense dislike for her causing him to treat her badly. Still struggling with issues at home along with her complicated relationship with Derris, Allison also has to handle being the object of affection of the equally handsome Max Crest, Derris' best friend which inadvertently puts tension between the two friends. As tensions heightens and Allison battles her feelings and enemies alike, will she make the right choice or will a sinister plot by a clingy ex ruin her chances at ‘happily ever after’?

"Ma aku ingin menikah?" "what?!" "Aku ingin menikah." "wanita sial mana yang ingin menikah denganmu?" *** "Hal terindah yang pernah aku dapatkan adalah bertemu denganmu, Adeeva Adelia."__Xaiver Narendra Maximilian. "Hal terburuk yang pernah aku lalui adalah bertemu denganmu, Xaiver Maximilian"__Adeeva Adelia Albert.

[ NOW ONGOING. ] ‘I can’t wait to make you mine, Lorelei.’ I read the text with a naughty smile. That’s Leo. The man I fell in love with via chat. I thought it was dumb to love someone you’ve never met, but look at me now. ‘I can’t wait for you to rip off my underwear.’ I texted and sent. Shivers ran down my spine while waiting for his response. Sexting through casual texts has become a thing I enjoy with him now. I bit my lips as I stared at our chat, anticipating. Just then, someone barged into my room. I put my phone down like I was doing something wrong. It was my mother. She has a worried look on her face. My father and stepmother walked in holding an envelope. I stared at them confused. “Pack your things and leave. You will get married on Thursday.” My father said cruelly. My brows creased and I tried to object but he held out the papers. “You don’t have a say in this Lorelei. I already sold you out.” What is he talking about? How can he arrange my own wedding? I knew I wasn’t my father’s favourite child, but this is next level hate. “Go and live with your husband. He bought you. And darling, there’s no turning back.” My stepmom added with a smile and threw the document on my bed. I picked it up and read the first page. ‘This contract seals the marriage between Ace Salvatore and Lorelei Stanley.’ Ace Salvatore? The man rumoured to be the devil himself.... My phone made a gentle ding and I looked at it. It was Leo. Tears cascaded my eyelids. How can I marry someone when I’m in love withsomeoneelse?

“You're more exciting than I expected” Alex whispered behind me, his voice sending hot shivers down my spine and I gulped down on my saliva. “W - W - What do you want from me” I stammered while asking him the question, he laughed out before turning me to face him. “I want you, all of you. You will be my new toy” He said, staring deep into my eyes and I could feel my heart beating fast. He did something that I could never forget in my lifetime, something that would make me the target of every girl present in the school. He took a few steps away from me before drawing the attention of everyone present in the cafeteria. “Announcement everyone, starting from today, Katherine is my girl. No one is allowed to go near her or harm her, if you have a problem with that come face me” with that he walked out of the cafeteria left me alone to face the glaring eyes of the ladies. Katherine Thrones is a good girl, has good grades, and is amazing at everything she does, living her life as quietly as possible until one day, she bumps into the shoulder of Alexander Walter, the bad boy, the player, and the troubles maker of the school. The captain of the football team. What happens when Alexander decided to focus his attention on the quiet geek girl Katherine and make her his play toy. Will Katherine fall victim to his trap or will the table be turned around?

Bismillah, Pic by pixbay, edit by Canva, cover by Canva. Utamakan membaca Alquran :) --------------------------------------<<<>>>>>>> Joe baru saja bebas dari penjara, lalu mendapatkan istrinya selingkuh dan putri semata wayang pun dijual oleh keluarga mantan istrinya. Tidak ada yang tahu kalau Joe Hans, yang dipandang sebelah mata oleh keluarga Jilly, istri Joe, adalah panglima perang dengan setriuliunan aset mendunia. Demi mencari sang putri, terpaksa Joe membungkam satu persatu keluarga mantan istri. "Kiara sudah kami jual!" Seru Rosita Miller lantang. Sungguh lancang dia mengatakan ini tanpa merasa berdosa. Nanar lah Joe mendengar itu. Seketika wajah Joe menjadi bengis menatap ibu kandung dari mantan istrinya. Sudah gila! Apa yang dia katakan! Batin Joe. Mampukah Joe menemukan sang buah hati? Jangan lupa dukung cerita Eshal yang kedua ya man teman. Ditunggu saran dan kritiknya di kolom komentar :)

Brenda didn't mean to fall in love and cheat on her 'contract husband. She just happened to have never tasted what it meant to be loved because in her whole life, she never got it even from her parents. Even though she knew that her mother already sold her and she was bound to a contract, she couldn't control what she felt for Jake William. But she was living a life full of lies to Jake. It wasn't too long when things came falling on her head. Her arranged husband learned that she was cheating. It all got messy and she had to run away from Jake before he found out the truth about her. Years later, they met again, but things changed, Jake was engaged and Brenda's wedding was in a week. However, there was something that didn't change, the feelings they had for each other. Though it was too late, it was over years ago.

"เฮียคะ....อย่านะอื้อ....เนียอายค่ะ" ดาเนียยกมือปิดหน้าเพราะขาของเธอกำลังถูกแยกกว้าง "เนียเองก็ทั้งสวยและเซ็กซี่" เสียงทุ้มนุ่มกล่าว ตวัดส่งนัยน์ตาพราวระยับมาให้ ร่างแกร่งนอนคว่ำหน้าลงให้แผงอกชิดวางแนบกับพื้นเตียงเพื่อทำให้คนตรงหน้าสุขสมจนถึงสวรรค์ให้มากที่สุด ใบหน้าคมบิดเบี้ยวเล็กน้อยเพราะเจ็บแปลบที่บาดแผล แต่เพราะความต้องการหลอมรวมกับดาเนียนั้นมีมากกว่า ความเจ็บที่ทวีคูณเข้ามาก็เป็นเพียงฝุ่นละอองที่พัดผ่านไป