Cheesy One-liners For Her Novels & Stories

“I mean, you seem more… adventurous.” She giggles that delightful laugh of hers, the one that makes me feel both mortified and exhilarated. “Oh, so you thought that, did you?” “As a very wise person I know often says, that sounded much better in my head,” I admit sheepishly, grinning at her. “Kiss ass,” she nudges my shoulder playfully. “But it’s all in the toppings, you know.” She raises her eyebrows mischievously. “I want whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and sprinkles. Anything but vanilla would just be too much.”

She approaches me and gives me a kiss, then stretches out her arms and wraps me in a hug, to speak softly in my ear. " If you make any jokes, any "one"liners", I'll kill you. I swear it. I'll commit murder. " She pulls away with a forced smile on her lip and continues " It was great, love, I'm a bit tired, you know, I " she forces the "I" " got carried away on the walk, forgot I couldn't strain my knee, now it's hurting a bit."

' "Sexy gay, beautiful gay, smart gay, crazy gay, cute gay, amazing gay, everything gay... I know the word perfect only exist in the dictionary, but you.. you are perfect to me." 'babyyy... what the fuck my face is burning.. stop being so fucken cute and cheesy...' she said hiding her face and I laughed, "what?" She jumped a bit and her phone fell making me see black ish only... I heard her laugh before she came back in view. I was holding my head, "ouch baby.. I fell.. and you didn't even catch me.." She laughed more, 'i'd never miss.. if you fall I'll definitely catch you...'

She was perfect in all senses and I wanted her to laugh like that forever. “Congratulations gorgeous, I fell in love with you a thousand times tonight.” I said, holding the wheel with one hand and pulled her cheek with the other. She swatted my hand away. “Am I being cheesy again?” I asked. “Add some burger to it and shove it in your mouth.”

“Jeez, that was bad.” “I’m going for cheesy now. If cheesy doesn’t work then I’m going to move on to slutty.” I waggled my eyebrows suggestively. She chuckled. “Well I can tell you now that cheesy isn’t going to work, so why don’t we skip straight to slutty?” she suggested, leaning forward and resting her elbows on the table. I couldn’t help but lean in too as I looked into her big brown eyes. I longed to reach out and brush the hair off her face and trail my fingers along her cheek.

I snort, and scrub at my face again. "I'm a mess, Robs," I say, quietly. "No. You're just slightly bent, like I am," she answers. Then she flushes and I smirk at the inadvertent pun she made. I love her; love the way she says the most hilariously inappropriate things at times. "Sun's out again," she says, and I know she's not talking about the weather. There's nothing I can say right now in reply, so I just give her a peck on the cheek and a quiet, heartfelt "Thank you."

"Hey, Mateo. Don't take it the wrong way. Quinn didn't mean anything by it. "I just really miss the grilled ribs you made, man. She was gonna ask if you could come over and cook for me." I said nothing. On the other end, Chad teased her again, blaming her that she wasn't good with words. It was as if I weren't her boyfriend. I let out a laugh out of frustration. "All this… Over that?" "Yeah," he said with a chuckle. Without another word, I hung up. I didn't bother to ask why Quinn, who'd gone to buy me dessert, had ended up at Chad's place instead. I just went back to sleep.

"Why don't you try a little harder? If going to the movies was your big plan, then…you must really suck at this." "Suck? Haha, very funny. You're the only woman who has made me do cheesy things like this. Also, who said that was my big plan? They specifically told me the process of winning a lady's heart is quite complicated…" "And who told you that?" "Uh…the internet?"

“I’m mainly going to see somebody special and that’s all.” “Ohhh wow, my own brother has taken me by surprise twice! So you are orchestrating your love life, that’s cool bro, cool shit.” I couldn’t stop laughing at how she suddenly tried to sound like someone from a 90s music video. “Just stop please, you’re killing me. I’ll be back soon, so don’t miss me too much. And if you make Mac and cheese, keep some for me.” She just giggled and signalled me to leave.

I replied , smiling softly , brushing off her cheek . “¡Hey! I just told you to stop doing that.” She breathed . I didn’t even realise I was making her flustered . “Why? Are you getting butterflies down there?” I asked grinning . I just love teasing her like this . “Huh,” she scoffed . “Butterflies? I didn’t even skip a beat .” She denied . I know she is lying but she is so fucking god damn cute . Fuck sake! I can’t even tell her how much I love her . Wait a goddamn minute . Did I just say I love her?