Chess Jokes Novels & Stories

He gotta say, those bitches and whores who were more experienced than Ash couldn't beat the little boy themselves. "Careful there, you're speaking to your Donna." Alexander said when he placed his last piece and called out "checkmate." The whole chess board was a total wreck. The chess pieces were on a weird positions, some were positioned diagonally in an askew angles. But in his eyes he could clearly see what those positions were meant.

Then, I murmured, “Checkmate.” I saw his brows scowled deeply, burying those wrinkles on his skin. He looks like someone who couldn’t believe what just happened between us. “I lost?” he asked. “Yes. And I won,” I replied.” The old man leaned on his couch and laughed hysterically. “There was only one man who can defeat me in chess. He is a great friend of mine. But as soon as he left, I never experience a defeat.” He stared at me before giving a warm beam.

She said proudly. But they all stared at her and laughed. “Didn’t I get it wrong? She asked no one in particular. Anita stared at Jenny and said, “well technically, you failed it. The lie is winning a prize for playing chess”. “What the hell, don’t tell me you have a snake as a pet? August asked in horror because she was really scared of reptiles. Fred blushed and nodded his head shyly. “God, you are so unbelievable”. August said and shivered.

Roman's point of view: "Chess?" I asked him in disbelief. "Yes." He confirmed it. Chess? Is this guy joking or not? Is he joking with me right now after fully knowing that I am here for business purposes? "Why play games during business?" I asked him. "I just feel like. That's my favorite game to play." He told me. So? What did this playful man become a don? The most powerful don in fact? "Can we play it after the meeting?" I asked him.

“Really? That must be fun… You play chess?” Alyssa giggled. “I always lost against him, but he always gives me instructions and tips. But it’s just too hard.” Jai chuckled. “I can understand. Chess is a brain game, you have to play it many times if you want to get the hang of it.” Alsysa laughed lightly and shook her head. “I can’t get the hang of it even when we play it every day, brother Jai.” “You just need more time to adjust to the flow of the game. I’m sure you’ll be able to put Kurt in a spot at chess someday,” Jai said, rubbing her head softly.

Austin asks. "I'd rather not answer that, Your Majesty. You would accuse me of being appropriately biased to myself." "Uh-uh. Should have played with a computer instead of making things too easy for your noggin." Beta glances at Austin, wanting to gauge the man's facial reaction. "Doesn't seem as bad as you make it sound, Your Majesty." Austin scoffs. "You know what they say about Chess?" "Who are they exactly?" "Grand Masters, International Masters. The likes. Say that if you can win against an opponent in a traditional Chess match, then it means you are smarter. So, tell me, Beta, why are you trying to outsmart yourself?"

And all I really knew about it was telling the pawns from other pieces. "Really?" She asked in excitement. I nodded, "yes." "Which one?" She asked eagerly. "Uh... chess?" I replied, almost sounding like a question. "Then why are you my nanny?" She asked, and my brows furrowed in confusion. "Daddy says wise and fancy people play chess." She added looking at me as if she was scanning my face for answers. "Well that is true." I replied slowly. Another lie. I'm not fancy, maybe a little bit wise.

Maggie whispered. "Haha I won that." Obama said as he made to take the bundle of money on the table but one of the men gripped his hand. On the table was a chessboard and chess pieces at different position on the board. He must have probably checkmate the opposing king. "Dude I kicked off your king of shit." Obama argued. "No. This is the fifth time you win, it's obvious your cheating." The Chubby man said. Obama gasped and raised his head up.

He looked up at me, and I picked up a white chess piece and made another move. Suddenly, he threw all the pieces in his hand onto the chessboard and messed up the game. “It’s too boring! I thought I had encountered an extremely difficult chess game. However, you solved the game just in a second. I don’t want to play it anymore!” Hearing that, I didn’t know what to say. I didn’t expect that he fantasized about being a legendary chess player. With a teacup in his hand, he looked at me with a smile and asked, “Did you come to meet me because you have made up your mind!”

“Thirty feels like a good age. Old enough to have learned some hard truths but young enough to keep dreaming.” “Wise words,” I said. Our conversation shifted naturally, and before long, Alex grinned at me. “You know what? Let’s play a game of chess. I’ll admit, I’ve been itching to see if you’re as strategic on the board as you are in business.” I laughed. “You’re on.” We set up the board, each move deliberate as we tested each other’s patience and skill. The occasional banter kept things light. “Careful with that knight,” Alex said, eyeing my piece. “I’ve got plans for him.”