chistes buenos y limpios

Cassidy still wanted to see her ex-boyfriend Austin na isang high ranking Police Officer na,.again after many years but not in this humiliating and scaring situation, Cass who's disguising herself habang naghahalungkay sa kwarto nito while looking for the thing that will save her brother's life. But she was caught by Austin who didn't recognize her and tried to hit her by his dagger. But of course she has a goal and tried her best to escape many times but she was always caught by Austin. And it makes his suspicions rise towards her, he drowns her discovering her real identity and she has no choice but to tell him the truth. She needs to make a deal with him, he will help her save her brother but she needs to stay. 'Easy..Got it! ' But to her shock after learning that he is still crazily following his ex-girlfriend and her ex-bestfriend na si Jenna who's already engaged at nakikipag flirt parin kay Austin and it makes her mad. To her anger she set them up Jenna and Austin and brought Jenna's fiancee at talakan si Jenna but Austin was so mad at her that he left her in the middle of nowhere soaking wet under the rain, and after a few minutes he returned crushing his 4x4 huge car sa sasakyan nang lalaki na nagmagandang loob lang na isakay siya just to get her back and carry her on his shoulder like a sack of rice! But she already made up her mind, Austin wanted Jenna and she will accept Juanito's marriage proposal the gang leader who took her brother. In exchange for her brother's life.. The question is.. papayag ba si Austin?

Erwin Wilson wakes up to find himself in a novel. This book Erwin read a long time ago, did not expect that after so many years he would come to this place again and become a self-sacrificing character. Then Erwin met another self-sacrificing character. How unlucky enough to marry someone. Erwin thought this marriage would be a marriage in the name of no love. Unexpectedly, one evening, Frederick pulled him onto the bed and whispered confessions in his ear. “Erwin, you’re mine!”

After 3 years, he came back with his mistress, and I heard him talking about divorce. I was deeply hurt. He never gave me a chance to be a wife to him and yet he wanted to divorce me. It's not that I love him, it's just I thought I had been loyal to him while he enjoyed himself with his mistress, and yet he has the audacity to complain as if I had him on his neck. I was furious, and I will make sure that he and his mistress have a difficult time convincing me of the divorce. 

Adira Armani 'Adie' The eldest daughter of Levi and Alijah Armani, she was her father's pride because of her talents, intelligence and achievement and she never does things that disappoint her parents. Everyone saw her as the experienced, and knowledgeable in the aspect of business but behind her perfect job ay nagtatago ang isang babae na walang kaalam alam sa labas, she didn't even experience a joyful life na nararanasan ng iba, she knows nothing about life. As a good daughter she was arranged to be married to the man that she didn't even know, Lucas Raccini she's not even interested in him pero wala siyang choice. So before the wedding she asked for a vacation from her father at pumayag naman ito. She decides to drink her heart out, and talk to the hot stranger she met nang ipagtanggol siya nito, but she didn't expect to wake up beside him kinaumagahan sa loob ng yate nito. Marco offered himself to be her companion, and promised her to experience the first things in her life na hindi niya pa nararanasan in just a month, and she agreed without even thinking. Adie tried to escape from Marco the day before her wedding but, she didn't know that Marco's already obsessed with her, and he will do everything para di lang siya maka attend sa sarili niyang kasal because Marco wanted her for him. Will she still choose Marco,even if Adira is already married to Lucas. How can she escape from her fate, she already fall for Marco but Lucas is her responsibility.

Arianna Armani is the youngest amongst the Armani sisters. She was sent to the Island kung saan pagmamay-ari ni Izekiel and it's a mansion! The original plan is to make Izekiel Van Halen to fall for her to strengthen her father's position in the organization but she falls for the wrong person for Iza cousin of Izekiel. But she still needed to pursue him, she subconsciously didn't notice that Izekiel was falling for her innocent actions rather than those woman who's daring and seductive

The Hook Maya grew up to be an outcast. Despite being one, she didn't care at all. She got beaten most of the time whether it was in the pack or at school. They've seen her as weak and wolfless. She was to be 18 and none of them had seen her shift. But Maya has already shifted at the age of 3 years old, and constantly shifts whenever she has an opportunity. She was being rejected by the future alpha of her pack. Jacob is a fierce and most powerful alpha wolf, who doesn't believe in mates. He doesn't want one because he thinks it will only make him weak. His father is weakened and has been defeated by his own mother that betrayed them. What will happen when both face each other and find themselves mated to each other?

"I won't marry you, it's just an accident." I buried my face in my hands, trying to block out the sight of the Alpha's strong, naked body next to me. He had just proposed, but I didn't even know his name. What the hell had I done last night after getting drunk? "Accident? You are my mate. Didn't you feel that?" He gripped my hand tightly, his eyes burning with danger. "No, that's impossible..." I exclaimed in panic. Because I was a wolfless Omega. *** Harper Laurier was one of the daughters of the Slivergray Pack Alpha, but not the real one. As a wolfless Omega, she was nearly isolated and bullied by the entire pack. Heartbroken and battered, she decided to leave the pack and find a way to awaken her wolf. But an accident brought this ordinary 18-year-old girl's life into contact with the first prince of the Werewolf Kingdom. The dangerous and charming prince claimed to be her mate and asked for her hand in marriage, but Harper didn't feel it at all. Should she promise him? Or should she live a life uncontrolled by anyone? As the first heir to the Alpha King, countless assassination attempts left Wyatt Elliot cold and paranoid. He decided to trust no one, and nothing could stop him from ascending to the throne. However, a girl suddenly entered his life and opened his long-frozen heart. Her fatal attraction told him she was his mate. He couldn't wait to make her his own, but she was unaware of the mate bond and even tried to run away from him. How would Wyatt treat the first girl to reject him? Should he forcefully possess her or gently win her trust and heart?

Datang kedunia yang baru, pemuda yang bernama dinar menjadi cucu penguasa pulau, dan bertemu dengan cinta sejatinya tapi dia mencintai orang yang salah dan jadi malapetaka untuknya, mencintai duyung yang dulu menjadi istri mendiang ayahnya dan saat cinta menjadi dendam yang tak terelakkan hingga membuatnya menjadi buih bersama.

Lycan King Alder Volcik had been waiting for his mate for over a hundred years. What would happen if he found his mate in a pack he was to visit because of the Luna challenge that occurred and he found out that she was also the same luna who lost the challenge and was rejected by her mate, who was the Alpha. Cindy Mills is the daughter of a billionaire who was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend and killed her after. But it did not end there. She was reborn in the body of the lost Luna named Clover, who died because of the rejection? What will King Alder do when Clover doesn't want to accept him because of her past rejection from Alpha Vlad and, at the same time, lose her title to another she-wolf and, as Cindy, who was betrayed by the two people he trusted and cared for other than her father? As Alder tries to get Clover's trust, they will both discover Cindy's true identity. She, on the other hand, will do everything to get her revenge on her ex-boyfriend and best friend that killed her and her father. Once Cindy accepts Alder, will she give up herself and live as Clover for the rest of her life?

Terlihat seorang pria dengan rahang yang tegas tengah duduk santai sambil membaca koran, tiba-tiba... "Plak!" satu tamparan keras berhasil mendarat di pipinya. Namun, dirinya tetap tenang dan fokus melihat ke depan sambil membenahi kemejanya. "Kau bahkan tak pantas di sebut sebagai seorang ayah!" teriak orang yang menamparnya tadi. Seketika pria itu mengerutkan dahinya "Apa yang kau maksud?" "Jangan pura-pura tidak tau!" tangannya mencekik leher pria itu. "Padahal kau sudah tau konsekuensi nya jika bertindak seperti ini padaku. Ck! Dasar gadis yang bodoh!" umpatan itu sukses membuat cengkraman di lehernya semakin kuat. "Jangan pernah panggil aku dengan sebutan itu! Aku punya nama! Panggil aku ALUNA!"