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"I've never met anyone like you too." "What about me?" "The only person who pretends that my math jokes are funny," I chuckled. "I wasn't pretending," he gasps, "they are actually quite funny!" It feels good sitting here with Ethan and my friends, forgetting about any stress that has occupied my thoughts lately. After a while, Leah and Connor excuse themselves and claim they're going to go on a walk. Once they leave the room, Jason yells out. "Use protection!" The whole room bursts into fits of laughter.

Ragh suddenly asks, tilting his head and arching his eyebrow, looking like he’s genuinely curious about the answer I could be willing to give him. Instead of being the adult everyone tells me I am, I push out one hip, place a hand on it and purr, “because I’m sexy.” “I can see that,” Ragh mutters and after a few seconds, breaks out in laughter, holding his stomach as his deep, weird laugh echoes against the walls. When he finally calms down, he straightens up and wipes tears off his cheeks, still chuckling a little, “my apologies, I don’t remember the last time I’ve been entertained like this. It’s like.. what do you call it.. oh, a comedy show. A real one you humans pay money for, not the f

, he let out a loud laugh again and clapped his palms together. “That right there wasn’t funny and you know that”, I had a straight face but he didn’t regard it. I slowly pushed the tray off my thighs and stretched my legs on the bed. “Since we have chosen to make jokes out of serious matters we can as well begin with rewinding to the days the man sitting right next to me was pounding into a woman’s pussy in an open room without minding that his four year old could watch him. A woman he barely knows”, the moment I threw the shade his laugh disappeared instantly.

"You think? Well, I don't have the big boobs you'd expect, but at least I'm very loyal. In fact, I've been with you all my life. You should think about it." "You know the answer." Alby replied looking amused. Logan shook his head slowly. "Why? Got the one I just forgot." "Your fault," Logan's eyebrow rose. "What did I do wrong?" "It's your fault that you have a tail between your thighs. You... Can't wake me up." The two grown men laughed. Typical jokes between them are always vulgar. Never far from the crotch. It's actually normal, especially if there is Keenan, it's been confirmed that their dirty words will continue.

“You…Oh! Seriously? They have?” “No, not really… not what or where you are thinking!” Aldo glares at Aiiden who seems stunned that his own joke went so wrong. I may have kissed Aldo’s ass cheeks while playing with his ass, but he’s the one who performed anilingus, not me. It was quite enjoyable, but not as much as his cock filling me while he thrusts. “Can we just drop the subject?” Adia and I say at the same time, causing the guys to laugh.

"Alright, fine. If you won't smile, I'll have to tell you my top-tier jokes. What do you call a fake noodle?" Elena had blinked, her stern frown flickering for a split second. "What?" "An impasta." She had stared at me in absolute, stony silence for three whole seconds. "That is terrible. That is the worst joke I've ever heard." "Okay, okay, tough crowd," I had grinned, my dark eyes sparkling with wicked delight as I stroked her cheek. "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" "Jaxx, please stop…" "Because they make up everything."

“Man, everyone’s got jokes today.” I shook my head, waving them both off. “Alright, alright. Get it out of your system. I was resting my eyes, that’s all.” Petrov chuckled as he pulled up a chair. “Resting your eyes, huh? That’s what old men say when they fall asleep in front of the TV.” Tony slapped his knee, laughing even harder. “Next thing you know, he’ll be asking us to turn down the music and get off his lawn.” “Alright, that’s enough,” I said, trying to keep a straight face but failing miserably. The room was filled with easy laughter, the kind that cut through the tension like a knife. But deep down, I knew it wouldn’t last. It never did.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

I laughed, knowing that I had hit a sensitive spot. But then, Sophia suddenly looked up at me, a sly grin spreading across her face. "Actually, my ex-husband was a cheapskate," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "He took me to the most luxurious place he could afford... the McD*nald's drive-thru." I burst out laughing, unable to contain my amusement. Sophia's joke was hilarious, and I was impressed by her quick wit. As I laughed, Sophia smiled, looking pleased with herself. "I'm glad I could make you laugh," she said, her eyes sparkling with amusement.