Comedy Texting Novels & Stories

Andrew's. I went up to my room that night and sat on the edge of my bed for a long time before I picked up my phone, turning it over in my hands, rehearsing and discarding a dozen different versions of what I actually wanted to say. Something honest. Something that didn't ask for more than I actually meant to ask for yet. I typed it out slowly, deliberately, my thumb hovering over the screen for longer than the message itself should have taken to write. "Can we talk?"

He responded with a laughing emoji, “Last I checked, you called me Mr. Small Dick, and your punishment is still pending.” I found myself laughing and getting on the bed like some teenager as we began texting back and forth, teasing each other with all the kind of shit we were going to do to each other tomorrow…

I replied, smiling. *Then I guess I have to wait till tomorrow.* I texted Lucas back, and he replied almost immediately. *Are you home?* *No.* *I have to go.* *Bye! See you tomorrow.* I sent, adding smiling Emojis to my texts. *Bye.* He replied. “Who are you texting?” I asked. “Lucas. We’re done talking though.” I said, dropping my phone, and he pushed a cocktail to me. “Here.” He said, smiling.

My phone dung again. Unknown: “I can see you read my messages. Are you not going to talk to me?” Shit. Think of something to text back, I told myself. Me: “Sorry. I’m just getting home from shopping. Was hanging my dress up.” Unknown: “What does it look like? I can’t wait to see you in it!” (Wink face)

Just the two of us So, while her two friends argue in the background, she doesn’t take long to reply. Sure I hate all of these other bastards anyway Bleep. Another message from him. Hahahaha me too After dinner then? At the main lobby. She smiles at the text and responds. You got it gooorl! And he ends it with a simple: Haha

Me: ~Aren't u in class now? Gabi:~I am😁😁~ Me:~Then y da hell are u texting me~ Gabi: ~Because I'm bored🫠🫠🫠~ ~Tye professor voice is making me sleepy 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫~ Me:~As your elder sister, I can't encourage your bad behaviour. Drop that phone and focus~ Gabi: ~🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄~

Then I logged out. I went to I*******m.. I strangely didn't want this to end... texting her was fun.. and I had no idea how to tell her I want her numbers but indirectly. I didn't have the liver to say "I want your numbers.." I was too big of a chicken to do that... I sighed and slowly typed: "Unmm... hey Kathy, I... I*******m kinda sucks, so do you like have messenger or W******p where I can text you better than now..."

When I think I'm far enough, my laughs cracked like thunder at the empty hallway. "Pffffft...!" I even have to search for something to lean on so I could support myself. My knees wobbled, my tummies ached and tears kept flowing from my eyes. "Omg, that was so funny," I breathed. "My boring days will be over," as soon as I said this, I felt my phone vibrated in my pocket. I quickly checked it and found my bestfriend's name on the screen. [Let's have a drink] Seungcheol texted.

Without thinking i hit the send button with a smile plastered on my face,but the smile faded quickly because j just realized i sent "you?" He asked if i was up and i texted yes,you? Oh my god well obviously if he wasn't up he wouldn't be texting me,would he. He hadn't replied maybe he realized i was a shitty texter and didn't want to text me anymore,should i send him another text? I face palmed myself until i heard a ring.....thank goodness Kyle: um..yeah...so i was going to ask you this in person but would you like to go out with me tomorrow?

but he is a reel gem if anyone knows about his true self but everyone thinks he is super moody and rude. -----------------------------------------------NEXT DAY------------------------------------------------- Emma was working on her laptop. when her phone buzzed. and it was a text message from cable. texting cable - (Hey annoying girl are you free want to go clubbing with me ...??, Emma --(no I have lots of work, you go have fun,) cable - (your boring) Emma - (thank you) texting end ---- Emma again started working ---(30minutes later) *doorbell rang* "ah! It must be my reason that I ordered. I was so busy working that I didn't cook dinner, thanks to all these online food services I won't be