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Nicholas Freed- a cold-hearted and brutal business successor- the majority shareholder and the CEO of the largest company called Freed GROUP OF COMPANIES —oozing with sex appeal and strong character. Proficient in seven languages, added with exceptional talents specializing in golf, equestrianism, diving, and good business strategists. He treated all women like trash. No one dared to challenge him until one day; he was bound to marry a stubborn heiress of a fallen empire. Jasmin Vee Asis, an heiress of the fallen empire, Asis LTD- a stubborn woman, possessed an enchanting beauty. Her world revolved around the runway as she was known as the most famous supermodel across the world. Despite living a lavish lifestyle, her family has no harmony, pushing her to become wild and rebellious. Her life drastically changed when her father sold her to Nicholas’s grandfather. She wakes up one day, becoming Nicholas’s wife.

Aliyah doesn't know what to do after hearing that her father was fired and telling her that she may not be able to finish her last year of college now because he can not sustain her anymore.  No! She will not just stay still and watch her father do everything just to provide for their family.  She has to work! She decided to do everything! And when she said everything, that also included when Mr. Richard Saavedra, a fifty-two year old man, offered her to be his wife in exchange for money.   Everything was going well in her past months in Mr. Saavedra's mansion, but not until someone showed up and told her that he was Mr. Saavedra's son. He is Rocco Saavedra.  Right after Rocco came to the mansion, Aliyah's life seemed like a trial card in hell.  Will she still remain in the mansion? Or will she stay away after knowing that she is pregnant with one of the Saavedras?   

Demie Argento has been living alone in Italy since her parents died when she was 18. Until then, she worked hard for herself everyday, not noticing that she’s been out of her league. A 24 year old woman, who had just graduated. Living alone on their house, without gimmicks and fun. She then admitted to herself that she needs to spice things up, if she doesn't want to grow old, a virgin. And she will do that on her birthday, and that is on the day of Christmas. Right timing, their family friend invited her to spend the Christmas with them, so Demie's plan was immediately formed. She will surrender her virginity to Alastair, her childhood sweetheart. However , things went wrong. Because on that night, she surrendered herself to Alastair’s older brother, Alessandro. Will a mistake spice Demie’s life completely? Would they try to make it right? Or will it be just a forever hot mistake in Christmas?

Michael Angelo Abaroa is already in his fourth year as a Respiratory Therapy student. His main goal is to pass the Internship and make it to medical school. But things turned upside down when he met Adaleyza Duran. Adaleyza Duran is one of the patients in St. Luke Medical City. Despite having Leukemia, her views in life are positive. She longs for someone who can stay with her despite her condition. Somehow, these two happened to cross their paths. It all started when Adaleyza has mistakenly crashed Michael’s car window. Just like Michael’s shattered car window, will he also let Adaleyza break his heart into shards? Or will he stop her and guard himself up? Will he take Adaleyza’s hand and invite her to the passenger seat as they take their journey together? Or will he drop her off and venture his life journey alone? Dream or Love? Which is which?

"Three years ago, a misunderstanding tore them apart. Now, fate is giving them a second chance—if they can survive the turbulence." Lila Vernia never thought she’d see Ethan Lowells again—not after he accused her of betrayal and forced her to sign divorce papers. But when she joins a prestigious airline of her father as a flight attendant, she’s thrust back into his world. Ethan, now a star pilot, is as cold as he is handsome, and his new girlfriend is determined to make Lila’s life hell. When a tragic accident leaves Ethan with amnesia, he wakes up believing Lila is still his wife. Forced to play along, Lila finds herself falling for the man she once loved—the man who no longer remembers the pain he caused. But as his memories return, so do the lies and secrets that tore them apart. Can Lila and Ethan navigate the wreckage of their past to find a second chance at love?

HIDING THE PRESIDENT'S SON Pagkatapos ng limang taon, umapak muli ang mga paa ni Wynter Everlee sa bansang pinanggalingan niya. Kung hindi dahil sa isang importanteng bagay ay hindi na niya naisip pang bumalik kasama ang limang taong gulang na anak. Five years ago, she left the country after knowing that she's pregnant to Leonel Remington's child. The famous magnate of the business world. She was afraid that her child wouldn't be acknowledge because she knews him well. He's not up for serious things like children and family kaya minubuti na lamang niyang itago ang anak sa lalake. Pero sino ba ang makakapagtago sa isang Leonel Remington? The moment Wynter decided to came back, she knows to herself that she can't hide the President's son anymore.

Zia Alejandra Hernan, an independent and strong woman who draws strength from the people she loves. With a strong will and determination she decided to leave her family to pursue her dream but in the process she ends up meeting the famous, one of the hottest bachelor, Ethan Roe Dominguez. Her happy and uncomplicated life turns out the way she didn't expect it to be. He broke her heart and shattered her into pieces. Too late for Ethan to realize the mistake he did to her. She left and never showed for ten long years. The woman she love and wish to spend his whole life vanished. He was broken and devastated. He lost his light and he lost interest to live. His life is a total mess without her. After ten years of endless search for her they reconnected. Will her love enough to forgive and forget the things he did to her in the past? Will she give her light again to the lost billionaire?

“I wanted revenge… but I ended up craving the man I should never touch.” He’s my ex’s uncle — powerful, dangerous, and completely off-limits. But tell me, how do you stop falling for the man who makes you forget why you wanted revenge in the first place?" Nahuli ni Lia Vergara ang boyfriend niyang si Marco na may kahalikan — at hindi lang basta babae, kundi ang bestfriend niya pa. Sa isang iglap, nabasag ang puso niya at tuluyang nagdilim ang mundo. Pero imbes na umiyak o magmakaawa, pinili niyang gumanti. Ang plano niya? Simple. Iparamdam kay Marco ang sakit ng maloko. Pero hindi niya akalain na ang magiging kasangkapan ng kanyang paghihiganti ay ang lalaking pinaka-imposibleng mahalin — ang tiyuhin nito, si Alessandro Ruiz.

{Warning: Some chapters of this story, entails erotic and matured contents. Read as you dim fit, or at your own detriment. Consider this an authors advise.} "My heart tells me this is the best and greatest feeling I have ever had. But my mind knows the difference between wanting what you can't have and wanting what you shouldn't want. And I shouldn't want you." • • • Keishana was reluctant to love the man her sister also loved so she did everything not to get close to him. But who would have thought that they would be so close to each other that they could hardly be separated? And in an unexpected turn of events, he fell on her and there was no other way to regain his love for her sister whom he had promised to marry. Will she be able to give up everything, including her family, just for the sake of the man she loves? Or is she willing to let go of everything they have to make her sister happy?

Nelvie “Nels” Salsado grew up with her Lolo Niel and Lola Salvie. She’s not their real granddaughter since they found her in the midst of typhoon when she was a baby. They take care of her since then and decided to take the full responsibility of Nelvie. When Nelvie finished college, she immediately find a job not for herself but for the people who helped her. She wanted to gave them a peaceful life as a payment for taking care of her. Though her Lola Salvie always reminded her that she doesn’t need to do that. Since she was seven years old, the two explained to her that they are not her parents nor grandparents. Knowing that fact, Nelvie still wanted to give them a good life. When the job came to her, she grabbed it wholeheartedly. But when she didn’t she will met the heartless man named Chivan Diaz— her boss.