Cow Joke Novels & Stories

"I’m glad you’re not my mate. I can’t stand the thought of being tied to a fat, disgusting cow like you for the rest of my life." After being brutally rejected by the man she loved in front of everyone, plus-size Lillian is betrayed by her own adoptive family and sold to a secret Alpha auction to pay off their debts. Hayes Denzel, the cold, billionaire Alpha of the most powerful pack, isn’t at the auction looking for a sex slave. He just needs a strong woman who can give him an heir before his 35th birthday. While every other Alpha rejects Lillian because of her weight, Hayes picks her without hesitation. Even though he’s known for being ruthless and cruel, Hayes never body shames her. Under his roof, no one dares disrespect her, and for the first time in her life, Lillian feels protected. As she starts to bloom, her true identity as the last Eclipse Wolf comes out and Hayes realizes she’s his fated mate. But with enemies closing in and a dangerous curse hanging over them, can Hayes protect the woman he’s starting to love… or will their past destroy everything?

" Is the moon goddess trying to play a joke on me? how can I be mated to an omega?" Grey roared. When he realizes his fated mate is an omega he must fight his hatred against the omegas even after banishing them from his pack and overcome his demons, will his mate still be willing to accept him back after breaking her?

After getting drunk, I let my impulses take over and I completely ruined an innocent younger guy. I tried to throw money at the problem to make it go away, but he insisted I take responsibility by marrying him instead. I thought I was taking in a penniless boy toy who would live off my dime. Turned out... the joke was completely on me!

I'm the female protagonist of a spicy novel. One day, the system tosses me into an innocuous novel to be reformed. What a joke! I turn to the male protagonist. "Hi there. Want to make out?" He has me thrown behind bars and accuses me of molesting him. Much later, he does even naughtier things than the male protagonists in spicy novels do.

She was the model wife, using her inheritance to take care of her husband’s family without even knowing him. Now he’s back from war with a woman he claims to be his true mate. And they want her to plan the wedding? What a joke! Roshida is not the naive girl they think she is and she will show them what a true Luna looks like.

The day Henry decided to marry my best friend, I turned into a joke in everyone’s eyes. He lifted my chin and stared into my eyes bewitchingly. “If you admit your fault, I can overlook your mistakes and start over again with you.” I obeyed and uttered the words, “I was wrong.” And yet, with mocking eyes, he sneered, “I can’t believe you’re this cheap, Julia.”

Charlotte never imagined that her supposed best day of life would become the worst nightmare when she was about to tell her husband, Sebestian Blackwood about her pregnancy. She caught him with his rumored mistress and best friend in an intimate position. Her wounded heart and hopes shattered into million pieces but she didn’t expect him to throw divorce papers on her face when she thought they could be together again. He accused her of cheating and demanded a divorce. Wasn’t he the one who was cheating behind her back? “Sign these papers and get the hell out of my life for heaven’s sake. I was a fool to fall in love with a woman like you, Charlotte.” He spoke with so much venom. Her heart squeezed seeing pure hatred in his eyes which used to be filled with immense love. “Is it a joke, right?” She asked him and hoped this nightmare would be over. “You made a joke of my reputation, Charlotte. Now save our time and free us from this web of deception you call a marriage.” He broke her hopes again with his harsh words and handed her the divorce papers.

I was supposed to be a star. Instead, I became a scandal, a prisoner, and a joke the world loved to watch fall. Framed by my own sister and betrayed by the man I once loved, I had nothing left except a voice that no one wanted to hear. Then Jesse Roberts walked into my ruins—cold-eyed billionaire, rumored killer, and the head of the most feared mafia family in Country M. He offered me a deal: Become his wife. Give him loyalty. Get my revenge.

For years Miles Copper has been the joke of Blackwell University. No matter what he does, he can never escape Ryan Blackwood. After his mother marries her rich long termed boyfriend, Miles is horrified to discover that his school bully is his new step brother. Ryan is angered and torments him even more until Miles makes a dangerous decision. He decides to spend a night in a strangers bed. But that night, when the blindfold comes off, the stranger touching him is none other than Ryan Blackwood.

Lycan King Ragnar Dreadmore has never cared about Astrid Reverra's threat—not hers, nor that of her late rogue father before his death. But after Astrid has murdered his wife, he knew she was not a woman to joke with. He swore not to rest till she was lying dead before his feet. The last thing Ragnar expected when meeting Astrid was that she was his new mate. Now, he has to deal with the strong desire to kill her and the need to have her in his bed.