Dark Humor Dad Jokes Novels & Stories

"But we can see you and you can hear u dad. Mum was just getting cost with me do you know how I have longed for that feeling?" "The boy has taken a lot from us. You two have no idea how much it means to me to see you hanging out and laughing, gossiping...." "No insults please" "Then why were you laughing while looking at us? That can only mean gossip" "Well one that's too much movies for a man your age and two we are not gossiping so believe us!" "Okay, okay...I was telling mum about Gideon and I" "And?" "She called me daughter of a bitch!" I said and restrained laughter, dad couldn't. It's not even close to funny but somehow we found it to be amusing.

“Grandpa, this is Greg. I sent you a warm and firm greeting!” I said out loud while looking askance at my dad. My father was looking at me with a frown. My joke didn’t seem to be amusing despite his excellent sense of humor. “You know what I think of this kind of joke, Greg.” He said in a dry tone. I replied, “But Dad, it’s perfect. A communist joke on a paper letter, old-fashioned, we can’t waste this opportunity.”

When my joke lands she tilts her head back to laugh, shaking her head as she looks at me. "You're ridiculous." She says. "You're smiling." I respond. She gives me that warm look again and I wonder what's going through her mind at this moment. "You got any other ones?" She asks and I wrack my brain for any other dad jokes. "Um... The circus lion ate the clown but didn't finish." I say. "Why?" She asks. "Because he tasted funny." I respond and Harper chuckles again. "More." She teases, but I just shrug.

What a waste of time. In that instance, I saw two bulky men approaching. They look damn serious and scary if I may add. " Have a nice stay in your new home " Dad taunted. " Fuck off! " I screamed and he laughed. Are you kidding me right now? Is dad kidding me? Does he enjoy seeing me in pain? How can he?

Carl imitated his daughters snappishness and even do some body wave that is totally gross to see. "My gush, Dad! That's nasty." She exclaimed and the two little girls laugh. Here they are again, bullying their Dad. "No sense of humor." Carl points his finger at Dolora who's smiling triumphantly on how she just dropped the biggest bomb over her Dad. "Full of it, actually. Don't you hear Ezzy and Fin just laugh? It's how you make kiddies tickle their tummy." She proudly told her Dad. "It's not that, it's how you make fun of me." Carl throw a pillor on his daughter's face.

Dad teased. "If you sound this tired the next time you call, you'll be having two mums there in Seattle with you." "Is that a threat?" he asked. "No, it's not." I said, "It's a warning." Dad erupted into a bout of laughter and I smiled at that. I gave myself a mental pat on the back for doing such a good job of making my Dad laugh. "I taught you very well, my daughter." Dad commented, his laughter having reduced to amused chuckles.

my Dad said when he saw that Thomas couldn't control his laughter. My Dad saw that Thomas's current action was bringing attention to both of them and he wasn't happy about it. "Maybe a little knowledge of the main reason why you are laughing so hard at my joke would do well," My Dad said and Thomas concluded his laughter and changed his expression to a serious one. "Well, now that it's obvious that you have been completely deceived I can't say much to you before my court case," Thomas said with a serious determined expression. "What do you mean by that?" My Dad said curiously, still stressing the issue far.

Daphne POV “Hey stranger, your keys to the new house” Dad said jiggling the keys. “What? Why?”, “hmm because you are moving out” Dad said upon entering my refurbished office. I chuckled at the man that had once made me cower in fear , I found nothing scary about him now…he most at times sounds like a depraved baby making me wonder how he’d worked too hard when he was always this playful. “Dad is this a joke?” I asked, I was in no mood for one of his expensive jokes…due to work had just resumed and I was yet to get myself together, he had pulled a prank on me yesterday that Andrew had an accident.

Dad's laughter echoed through the room. Dad's eyes gleamed with mischief as he turned to Sebastian. "Oh, I'm quite certain you two aren't going for the hiking trails." He winked, his voice dripping with innuendo. "Though I'm sure you'll find plenty of... rigorous physical activity to keep you occupied." I groaned inwardly. Just when I thought we'd escaped the mortifying conversation, he'd circled right back. "Dad, I swear to all that's unholy—"

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