Novel & Cerita Dark Humor Dad Jokes

Five-year-old June looked up with surprise at her father, he knew that he was going to get this reaction from her, he never was around by this time of the day, he was always back when she was either sleeping or having her dinner, this was why he knew in his heart of hearts that she was going to be shocked, he had plans for that day and he left the office because he couldn't stop thinking about the void that he must have created between him and his daughter. "I missed spending time with my baby girl, so daddy decided to have fun with you little cutie today " Jordan replied and he could still notice that she was still shocked, he understood what was happening but he wasn't going to let that af

he wiggles his eyebrows, and despite myself, I end up laughing. "Goddess, you're as annoying as your son-in-law," I huffed. He grimaces, "Don't insult me like that. s*it, I'm not that annoying." "Little bit, you are," I smirked. He growls, no real threat behind it, making me shake my head with a laugh. He could probably sense my distress over having to arrest my mother and was trying to lighten the mood. That's what he does; I grew up watching him do it for my dad all the time. My dad would be blowing up about something, and then in would walk Uncle Nate with a crude joke or a random observation, and it would shift the entire mood of the situation, calming my dad.

I swear, both his dad and his mom passed down their silly personality to Damien. He has his father's sense of humor with his lame dad jokes, and a prankster like his mother, who also rubbed off on Maddox. But I love this guy, lame dad jokes and all! I thought to myself as I laughed while shaking my head. "Hey man, just the person I'm looking for." He said, slapping a hand on my shoulder and squeezing it as I pat his back. "Your father said it's time to get ready for the big transfer of power!" He said with a big cheesy smile.

Beyond that, the fucker was highly intelligent, like Mensa smart, but he never held that over us Hollywood freaks, as he's so fond of calling us. "So what did he do this time?" Sian cut in in the middle of my recitation. Dad laughed out loud because he knew the story as well as I did. "Chad I wish you wouldn't laugh at these boys' exploits it only encourages them." Mom scolded him but her lips were twitching as well. "I know, but you've got to admit, that shit was funny." "Well, what'd he do?" She looked from one to the other of us impatiently.

I nodded again. "Now let's go check if your dad is still alive in Eliana's grip." We got back to see Elaina and my dad laughing about something he had said. "Hey, guys," I said, walking up to them. "What's so funny?" My dad looked up at me, still grinning. "Oh, nothing," he said. "Just reminiscing about old times." Eliana nodded in agreement. "Your dad was telling me some stories about when you were a kid," she said, a mischievous glint in her eye. "Some embarrassing ones."

'' My dad said. '' I still do not get you, Dad, can you speak in plain language,'' I let out. '' You were just attacked, and you were supposed to be here, attending to your wife-to-be, not going after that woman,'' My dad said and I couldn't help but laugh. '' There is nothing funny about this, son,'' My dad scolded me. '' Oh Dad, everything about what you have just said is funny,'' I said as I stood up walking over to the drink stand.

her dad asked, slinging his arm around her shoulders. "Oh, no," Ellie said, laughing already. Her father was always very proud of his corny dad jokes. "Okay, sure. What is it?" "All right." He cleared his throat to get his perfect dad joke voice ready. "What does this forest and my favorite Brad Pitt movie have in common?" Ellie arched an eyebrow and stared at him for a long time. She normally couldn't guess the right answer, and certainly now, when she was so distracted, she couldn't come up with anything. "I don't know, Dad. What?"

Dillon asked as he scratched his chin. "Time to get a watch!" He replied jovially. "For fuck's sake! Hahaha! Alright, DAD! If I wanted to hear terrible, milked-to-death, dad jokes-" "You callin' me old, bitch? I'll have you know-" "-I'd have stayed home with the folks! Well since-!" "-Y'know, it's rude to talk about someone's age!-" "-both my homes are already full of old, dusty, tired-" "-Don't insult yer elders, fuckhead!-"

“Well, you’re an adult. Training to be a doctor at that, all biology baby.” “Isn’t it chemistry? Sure feels like chemistry.” Dad asked, and I quickly slammed my bedroom door, not wanting to know what it felt like. My parents are weird. Every one of my friends thinks my Dad is the best, full of the weirdest jokes, and always the one to get them out of trouble too. My brother, sister and I would likely be told by most of them that we should be grateful to have him for a Dad, and to some degree I was, but jeez, he could be cringeworthy sometimes…

"Am not playing smart with you. What the fuck you want you to hear, am gay and I have a boyfriend who is seven years older than me, is that what you want to hear, there you have it!" With a sudden push, I found myself stumbling over the sofa and a vicious laugh reached my ears and I looked up to find my dad standing over me, his eyes had become darker, it was like I was staring at one else who wasn't my dad. "No son of mine will become a faggot when am still alive" I gasped. To be continued...!