Dark Humor Dad Jokes Novels & Stories

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

I covered my face with both hands but my father burst out laughing. “I can’t believe you’re doing this to me.” “Oh, I’m not done.” His eyes sparkled with pure mischief. “Should I start preparing to be a grandfather?” I made a sound that was half gasp, half strangled scream and sank lower in my chair. “Dad!” He laughed harder, holding up both hands. “I’m joking, I’m joking.” I pointed at him through my fingers. “That wasn’t funny.” “It was a little funny.” “It was traumatic.”

"I thought I knew how to make an omelette. I guess not." "Don't beat yourself up, or should I say cut yourself up?" "Haha, that was terrible." "It was good, it was a good joke," "Then how come I'm not laughing?" "Cause I think you cut up your funny bone too," Marcus couldn't hold back his laugh, "that made no sense, at all." "Yet you laughed, so mission accomplished. When I was a kid, my dad would make a bunch of dad jokes whenever we got hurt just to distract us from the pain, they were rarely funny." Marcus chuckled. "But it's the effort that counts, huh?"

" Actually dad, bhai has a surprise for you." " Shut up !! Sid. " I said glaring at him and he laughed. " What is the surprise?? " Dad looked at me with amusement. " Dad, it is a surprise... " Sid said. " You have found a new mom for yourself, who cooks amazing food ? " He said and laughed at his own joke. My dad has a weird sense of humor... " Hey, dad bingo !!! You are quite close.. " Sid said. My dad chocked on his food... I shook my head and gave water to him.

I said. My dad also nodded his head , “yeah. Madalynne.. just call us mum and dad already. Thank you for tolerating with Joseph. You are really the toughest one!” My dad joke. As I laughed, “Dad! I do not think that I was that bad? Am I?” I replied jokingly too. My dad nodded his head so quick, “you are the worst!” He said then he laughed out loud. “Woah , what am I missing here?” Emily chipped in as she walked hand in hand with Aaron.

Nah! I packaged the wines and drinks into the car. So my dad won't have to complain that he stopped himself from drinking all because he wants to ride us back home safe and sound. I told him when he refused to drink. ' You won't regret it right? ' and he said ' Yes, I won't' But I knew he will still complain in the morning. Actually, my dad is a joker. And his Joke may sound like a real talk, as he won't laugh when he joke. It makes me wonder if I really could make someone laugh without me first laughing out loud.

Tia kept cracking jokes and making fun of my dad because he never guessed the right answer so we kept saying he was old and blind I noticed just how much my dad liked her, it was like every time he looked at her he would smiling this big cheesy smile; and that's when I realized that's the kind of love I want. Cheesy smiling and goofy laughter

Dad asks with a broad smile. Is this some joke to him? "Uh... My dad was a sick asshole who killed my mom and left us for dead." The table falls in silence. I laugh. "Forgive my dark sense of humor. Just joking..." They all laugh but my dad doesn't move a jaw. He's still, staring at me intently. I sip the red wine. "My mom was a great woman. But being a great woman didn't stop her from falling for a monster. He was the death of her."

he added while crossing his arms and pouting. “Oh c’mon Dad ! I know you love me so much and missed my pranks,” I chuckled and he instantly shot a glare towards me. “Yeah as if I couldn’t stay without taking a bath in God knows whose shit and tripping myself on my own shoes filled with fucking crabs and seaweed,” Dad X narrowed his eyes at me. “Hey ! Those baths are beauty baths and that’s not tripping, Dad ! It’s just that the floor needs a hug sometimes,” I said and by the end of the sentence, my Mom and Beta were coughing so loud to hide their laughter.

"It is a harmless joke, baby; I mean, it is a very obvious joke. Isn't that right, Vincent?" "Uh.. yes, sir. It is all a harmless joke." He said with his teeth, and I almost stumbled on the floor as the laughter erupted from me. "Daddy, don't bother my mate. You have yours too." I said, finally coming to his rescue. I wished I had captured his face. "Baby, I was asked to bother you." My dad called out to his mate, teasing her, and she gave him the side eye.