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BENEATH THE CRIMSON MOON
"Grimwall is full of generous strangers."
She pointed at him. "You are doing that thing."
"What thing."
"The thing where you say words that mean nothing so I cannot grab onto any of them."
"I am drinking tea," he said pleasantly.
"You are the worst liar I have ever met," she said. "And I grew up in an orphanage full of children who lied constantly just to survive. You are worse than all of them combined."
Something moved across his face. Brief and warm. He pressed it back down before it could become anything she could use.
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Brother’s Best Friends Are My Mates
“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.”
“I know jokes.”
His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.”
“Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone?
“Uh, no what?”
“He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?”
Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?”
“Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”
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Nanny For The Alpha's Lost Twins
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Here’s hoping his d**k falls off
Shit happens, but not usually this bad.
Were the Oracles smoking crack?? This has 2 B illegal.
We don’t know there fucking. Maybe its strikly oral.
Bring back monkey slavery
“OK,” I said, clicking off the site. “We get the point.”
“It’s the same thing, though,” Zane said. “They’re still just showing off to each other, this time to show who can be the most foul.”
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Tag: Chasing the Luna
“I can’t believe that those guys are pulling pranks like teenagers! They were always so serious during the war.”
“Yeah, well an orphanage full of kids and Corinda as a mate will change your personality a bit,” Mikela says with a laugh. “She’s even worse than boys with some of the pranks that she would pull to get them back if they annoyed her enough.”
“I just can’t get over how carefree you say they were,” Dad says, shaking his head. “I’m glad that life was good to them. They deserved it after the shit they had to deal with before they mated,” Dad says, a pained and sympathetic expression on his face.
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Seducing My Werewolf Hockey Captain
someone yelled.
"I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention.
"We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked.
"Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?"
The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.
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A Joke That Went Too Far
Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties."
The crowd erupted.
Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly.
"Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too."
The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd.
"All of you–shut your mouths!"
He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.
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My Rich Billionaire Is Dumb.
"I'm an orphan. And my Mom died after childbirth, while my Dad died a few days after. Cecelia as you already know was adopted by a nice family while I remain in the orphanage home without being adopted.
The orphanage manager transferred me to another orphanage home to help me become a social person….. and that was when I met Ethan, Josh, Noah, and Jack.
They are all orphans, and at the orphanage home….. We all became friends.
When we were at the age of eighteen….. we were now known as assassins as adults, so we had the right to leave the orphanage home.
We left and started doing some street shows….. where we sing under the subway at night… During the day we would do some part-time jobs as a
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The Dirty Blood Mate Of The Lycan Alpha
“You’ve been drinking too much of that newly made whiskey.
Beside don’t use such expensive joke on my human child, she’s just human Fredrick.
I doubt that, Fredrick added in his thoughts.
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Another side of Her
Rohan who had been introduced as Jay's older brother said, then winked at her.
"If wishes were horses." Sana said.
"And I don't want to be on the same team as you, you disgusting man child." Charlie snapped.
"Oh baby, you know you want a piece of this." He leered.
"I don't know who's more gross, Warren or you." Sana shuddered.
"Hey! What did I do?" Warren protested.
"Better check your pocket for used condoms." Charlie laughed, Jay and Sana joining in.
It must have been some sort of inside joke, but with how leaky these people's mouths were, I was sure the rest of us will know all about it before the day ended.
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Daddies Taste Better
“But, I mean, if you’re that desperate, bro, I don’t mind jerking you off. Charity work. For old times’ sake.”
I stared at him.
Deadpan.
For a full three seconds.
Then I said, voice flat as asphalt, “Even as a joke, that wasn’t funny.”
He threw his head back and howled while Ellis choked on his beer, coughing and laughing at the same time, tears actually forming at the corners of his eyes.
It wasn’t fun being the fucked-up sideshow.
I took one last drag then crushed the joint out in the ashtray so hard the glass cracked.
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Frequently Asked Questions
The main character in 'The Orphans' is a young girl named Lily, who's thrust into a world of chaos after losing her parents in a tragic accident. The story follows her journey as she navigates life in a harsh orphanage, where she forms unexpected bonds with other kids who become her makeshift family. Lily's resilience and quiet determination make her incredibly relatable—she's not a typical hero, but her small acts of courage, like standing up to bullies or protecting the younger orphans, really shape the narrative.
What I love about Lily is how real she feels. She doesn’t have superpowers or grand destinies; she’s just a kid trying to survive while holding onto hope. The way the author paints her inner thoughts makes her struggles and triumphs hit hard. There’s a scene where she sneaks out to visit her old home, and the raw emotion there stuck with me for days. If you’re into stories about underdogs finding their strength, Lily’s arc is downright unforgettable.
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