Dark Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

but this time they were out of happiness "I can't understand him..is he born to make me cry??" streetlight was looking like a spotlight on her...she was glowing in it...and suddenly a person with a speed of light came her side....he was so fast that her hair came on her face..only his eyes were to be seen..those blue eyes..as deep as ocean..as glowing as light of stars..enough to scare anyone and make anyone fall in them.. Forget urslef in my arms.. Forget urslef in my words.. I want to say all these things to you..

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“What did he see in you? I mean, you’re not his type. He likes models like me. Did you bewitch him or something?” “I don't want any trouble." "Look at you seeming so innocent. Yet you know how to steal a man." "Let me go, please." Inara said shakily. “I hear you're a Preacher's daughter. Makes me wonder, how are you coping in bed with him? He's very active you know. And he knows how to fuck a woman..." "Let me go, please." Inara whispered again and Suzy laughed. It was mirthless. "Watch your back Inara. That's your name right? Inara. Has a nice ring to it. I like it."

Maverick asked shyly. "Kinda, but you also kind of make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti as you may have witnessed just now..." Queshia replied laughing. "Oh so we're in some cheesy pickup lines ain't we now? Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you." Maverick said seductively. "Hmm...not bad, does that line always work for you? Is that what you tell all your girls?" Queshia asked casually without an ounce of jealousy - it's not her thing...well at least not before she met Maverick.

I'm innocent you shameless perverted human bunny. "Excuse me?" I furrowed my eyebrows with anger at his comment. "I mean your skirt got wet by the droplets of water." he smiled while pointing at the bottle which he just placed and looked down to my skirt where there are some wet traces of water droplets. "By the way did you get hurt? Falling from-" he asked again in a whisper. Wait I know this pick up line. Seriously Aiden? You're flirting shamelessly with me? Right in the meeting?

Is this guy serious? "Are you shitting me right now? That has to be the worst pickup line I've ever heard." Dels says while narrowing her eyes at the boys. Next to her Tess also looks less than impressed. The chumps are not done yet though, "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the iceberg and I'll go down." The other boy says as we finally make it back to where the girls are sitting. "Wow. Congratulations." Tess says while slow clapping. "That one was even worse."

His pick up lines never fail to make me blush even though we're not new to each other. "Bear me later. Just rush back to the meeting or else I'll feel guilty the entire day" "You better be. Because I'm not feeling like to stop talking to you. Get ready to pay for distracting me," he scoffs. "Bye," I giggle whispering on the call and cutting it. A playful thought hits my head as I roll my eyes evilly. He still doesn't know the worst way to get teased. Christian I get back to the cabin again where the clients have been waiting.

What the actual fuck? “Hey gorgeous,” the blonde coos. Mavy mumbles something incoherently as she stares up at him. “Did it hurt? When you fell from the Moon Goddesses arms?” He asked. If I wasn’t so scared I would have thrown up in my mouth from the corny pickup line. I take a step toward him, intent on taking Mavy from him, but he wraps his other arm around her neck. A sinister smile spreads across his face and he licks his bottom lip as he eye fucks Mavy.

I shrugged, shifting my glare to Derek. “Come on, repeat it to him. Or you don’t have enough brain cells to grab it?” Looking back to Justin, I say, “Thought you were a nice guy, I never knew you were disgusting. Yes I said it, that's why you got dumped. Bad money can’t buy you a personality to go with your micro dick.”

She scoffed. "Just like a candle can burn my shirt, I want to dump my hot sperm in you. Do you care to burn too?" I whispered, my fingertips grazing her arm. "Is that a pickup line? Sperms don't burn, sir." I chuckled, yanking her more closer to me so that her lips are pressed against my hard chest. "Tell me what my sperm does to you then? If it doesn't burn, tell me what happens when you feel it in you or better still when I release it and it flows down your pussy."