Dark Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I started reciting all the cringy, weird and perverted pick up lines I could think of, all the while watching the jerk King lose his cool. I put my hand over my heart to make my performance seem unfeigned, looking all touched and moved, a bit misty-eyed too. "DARLING, who'd have ever imagined you to be so naughty when you asked me if I sat in sugar because I've got such a sweet ass... I mean buttocks(I feared these primordials would mistake my ass for a donkey if I didn't enlightened them with the specifics). That I'm in all of your inappropriate..."

It’s only been a minute but I have more messages in the group chat. COCK TALES Harry- A girl after my own heart <3 Megan- You’re an Incubus asking for dirty drink ideas. The pun was bound to come up eventually. Harry- Can’t argue there. Now, I need ideas. Megan- Pornstar Martini? Megan- French Kiss shot? Megan- Panty Dropper? Harry- Keep 'em coming. I’m making a list. Megan- Screaming orgasm, Blowjob shot, Sex in the Driveway…

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”

Is he actually turning me down? I pick up one of the wine glasses and down the drink in one go, whispering in my most seductive voice, “Why don’t you finish me off first?” I bat my lashes, and the corner of his lip curls up. “Claudia… that kind of gave me the ick,” he says. I blush—definitely not my best line. Sucking in a deep breath, I turn back to Braden. His sleeves are rolled up, tattoos on display, his muscles flexing beneath his skin. I spin his chair to face me, straddling his legs as I lock my arms around his neck.

“Make my day and dance with me?” A soft chuckle, “is that the best line you’ve got?” “It is from being brain dead after staring at this beauty for a long time.” He spoke with his eyes. A young girl’s naive blush, “that’s creepy.” “I’d be creepy as much as you need if it makes you light up like the sun.”

Marlene said as they got out of the car. Ruby chuckled as they joined the club. It was exquisite, very busy, and loud as usual. As they went ahead to order drinks and let loose, Marlene’s eyes caught something she couldn’t look away from. A guy was cleaning the VIP section. In a janitor’s uniform that did nothing to hide his appealing looks, he was dark-skinned, with curly hair falling over his face in a sinful manner. His earrings and tattoos stood out even from afar. Immediately he turned, and Marlene looked away. “Fuck,” she cursed under her breath as she drank from her glass.

"When you have a dark side, nothing is ever as good as it seems.”- Pink MELODY POV As much as I hated to admit it, Damir's plan was actually genius. Put aside everything that happened in between. But everything did happen the way he said it would, and I would be a lying ball sack if I said I wasn't loving every minute of it. Not that I would tell him that. Damir was the kind of guy who had an ego bigger than the Kilimanjaro itself. I wasn't ready to be graced by his everlasting, undying conceit.

He was not in a good state of mind, and besides, it was already too late and so he considered staying the night here, drinking himself to stupor, lying with a lady or two and then resuming in the morning. He called the madam of the brothel and she came through, flashing huge boobs at him. “What's your spec?” she asked. “Get me a rider, a bad one.” “500” she said, stretching an arm. “You'll have her all night.” The bed creaked violently under their movement. Nate grabbed both breasts in his hand, tweaking her nipples as she rose and fell on him, her screams ringing in his ear. He spanked her once, and then again “Bad girl” he whispered and she went harder, her nails digging into his thighs.

“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.

Please. “D-Dark... please wake up... Don’t leave us. We need you... I need you,” I whispered, my voice shaking. “I want us to start a new life together. That was what we wanted, right? To fall in love completely and to build a beautiful family. Please wake up, Dark. Don’t leave us. I can’t do this. You made a promise, Dark… you made a promise. Please don’t break it.”