Dark Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

A lustful smirk appeared at the corners of his lips, as his gaze lingered on my bosom. “Oh stop it! Stop staring at me that way, Mr CEO!” I teased. “What if I don't?” “Then, I won't let you have the dinner I prepared for you.” “How about I have you for dinner instead?” I was silenced by his wits. With mouth agape, my eyes popped like they'll fall out of their sockets, while I covered my widely opened mouth with my palm. Still reeling from the shock of his unexpected raunchy pick-up line, I heard him say,

do you know how to hurt a girl are you my Vex Mallus Dr Satan Marquis De Sick Nick Nick Dark Officer Remus the Werewolf Dom Sugar Daddy Pit Bull Tommy the Tummy Gutter 5 o'clock Shadow London Cabby Amputee ****** Uncle Surgery Gone Wrong King of the Carpathian Vampires my sweet kissy Kitten ooohh yes i said i am all that for loves sake albeit twisted i am what you crave.. your no taboo lover boy your ******* licking foot slave with a razor in hand a bubble of poison between my legs your homicidal suicidal cockealiciousness she said good, now that we have that settled can we go out for dinner ill be dressed in a jiffy

‘Huh? Alex – ‘I am working on my pick-up lines. How is this?’ ‘Pathetic.’ I replied honestly. The swift topic change didn’t go unnoticed by me. ‘How about this – Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.’ I couldn’t help but let out a small laugh at reading it. A billionaire working on pickup lines? Just wave some dollars in front of her and she’ll be all yours. ‘You can do better. Why working on it though? For Diana?’

— I'm afraid I won't get what I want most. “Oh no, that answer doesn't count. You have to say what else you want. He shook his head and walked the black cupid back. - Coward. Come on, Dhiraj, what more do you want? Picking up his wine glass, he gave me a flirtatious smile. "Take her to the shower." - Oh no. They are asking something more meaningful. “That's why I walked back. He drained the rest of the glass and got up to fetch the

I trailed his hand to his face, his very attractively punchable face. I sneered at him. He looked probably eighteen or nineteen. "Can I help you?" "No, but your gorgeous sister can," is that even a pickup line? I scoffed. I looked at Sapphire. She still had the fork in her mouth. She was staring at me as if trying to read my reaction. I frowned, my lips forming into a thin line.

She said and I think it's a really good idea "Okay" "Great , I'll pick you up at 9 okay?" She said "Okay , what's the theme today?" "Black" I sighed "Black again?" "Hey don't be like that. Black makes you skinny and sexy. I want to find someone tonight and have fun" Crazy friend "Okay , pick me up at 9 okay? Just come to my studio" I told her "Yes sir" My eyes landed on the pink paper bag. I walked to the sofa

he winked “What? You’re very delusional” I shook my head “No, I’m not. You asked me for a better pickup line. If you didn’t like me , you wouldn’t have cared “ he shrugged “That’s your business. I don’t care about whatever you’re saying “ I crossed my arms “Well, your loss because I already have a recording of when you asked me to. A little more editing and it’d be your words against mine “ he smirked proudly “You are sick. I don’t know what the fudge you mean “ I spat, getting up to go upstairs to Vitali’s room

she declared. "Geez, you could've given me a heads-up! You nearly gave me a heart attack," Bob grumbled. "Haha, my bad!" "It’s fine. I’d give you all my blood if you asked for it. Heck, I’d give you my life," Bob added, trying to sound smooth. "Haha, you’re hilarious. Do you actually use those cheesy lines to pick up girls?" Emely asked with a smirk. "Yeah... how did you know?" "No wonder you're still single. Your lines are way too flashy. Take my advice: bury that one and never use it again," Emely said, grinning.

He grins, revealing model-perfect teeth. I’m wondering now if he’s a gay vampire. This might just be a friend- dance thing he has going on. Men this pretty are almost never straight. Some of my happy fog dissipates. “I just wanted to make sure you’d be around for awhile.” “Charming,” I say. I’m impressed. He’s got good stuff in that arsenal of his. I’m thinking the chances of a gay man practicing pick-up lines on me are pretty slim. Happy fog fully engaged!

I know he's Chase, one of the 'populars', so why is he talking to me? "What do you want?" I said harshly, but I don't think he got that I didn't want to talk to him because he just smiled flirtatiously at me. "Someone better call God, because I think he lost an Angel." he smirks at me. I give him a straight face. That's the worst pick up line ever. "No someone better call the devil because I escaped from hell." I said sarcastically "Hey baby girl what's your code."he asked