Dark Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

As their breaths drew close, she heard him whisper, “Honey, you’re so beautiful. May I have the honor of buying you a drink later?” Margaret let out a soft laugh and nodded. After growing slightly tired, she gracefully took that man’s hand and led him outside. He seemed completely captivated by her, his gaze fixed on her without blinking. “Honey, has anyone ever told you that you’re as beautiful as a princess?” “I think I fell in love with you at first sight.” The pickup line was cliché, but Margaret still accepted the drink from the man with a pleasant smile, clinking glasses with him. After exchanging a few more words, she deftly suggested he return to the dance floor, then sat alone, sipp

I say and that earned me a smirk. "Oh really now?" He said teasingly. "Oh, my poor heart, I don't think it'll survive this trip." He laughed at that so hard and I don't think what I said was that funny. I couldn't help but giggle again. "You're making me so high, Aria. I don't need this champagne with you here." "Is that your pickup line? That's terrible. Who made you say that?" "Nobody, silly. I'm just stating how I feel."

A lustful smirk appeared at the corners of his lips, as his gaze lingered on my bosom. “Oh stop it! Stop staring at me that way, Mr CEO!” I teased. “What if I don't?” “Then, I won't let you have the dinner I prepared for you.” “How about I have you for dinner instead?” I was silenced by his wits. With mouth agape, my eyes popped like they'll fall out of their sockets, while I covered my widely opened mouth with my palm. Still reeling from the shock of his unexpected raunchy pick-up line, I heard him say,

Though the thought did sound tempting. “I’m not talking about dating a criminal, at least not a well-known one. I’m talking about a sexy, dangerous man with a permanent five o’clock shadow and dark, mysterious eyes that scream passion. A total hottie with a Harley—someone who’ll sweep you off your feet and claim you as his. You know the type—dominating and charismatic.” She leaned in closer, lowering her voice. “And please, girlfriend, don’t tell me you haven’t thought about crossing the line at least once, doing something that could get you into trouble.”

I asked him as if he was crazy, but I was laughing on the inside. “Gah! Can’t you just let me have fun for once! That’s already twenty pick up lines and usually they work for most girls! Why are you so good at this?” He asked frustrated, but quickly erased it with a smirk. Oh no, here it goes again. “I wonder what else you’re good at,” he said suggestively, arching his eyebrow in a seductive way. I threw him one of my French fries and it landed on his gray shirt, leaving a spot of oil behind. “Gosh, this was a new shirt!”

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I leaned to his shoulder and smiled. "I love you.. a lot Kenneth Domanco.. Nicholas Lemiere." I said. "You're mean to me Chloe but I still can't say that word." "I know.” "I remembered when Leo my brother said about how to hit girls.. He teached me a few pick up lines and when I thought about it now that's the stupidest thing that he ever told me.” He chuckled and I'm happy hearing him trying to tell me about his life. "What did he teach you?" "This 'You're beautiful like the sun in the sky.. can I get your number?'. That's the stupidest pick up line ever.” He laughed and I chuckled.

‘Huh? Alex – ‘I am working on my pick-up lines. How is this?’ ‘Pathetic.’ I replied honestly. The swift topic change didn’t go unnoticed by me. ‘How about this – Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.’ I couldn’t help but let out a small laugh at reading it. A billionaire working on pickup lines? Just wave some dollars in front of her and she’ll be all yours. ‘You can do better. Why working on it though? For Diana?’

I noticed the dark look in his eyes as his gaze dropped to my lips. “Stop chewing your lips. They’re mine to chew!” My silly heart skipped a beat. So he wasn’t as unaffected as he looked. But I groaned to hide my actual reaction to him. “Where do you get these pick-up lines from? Do you have a guidebook or something?” He chuckled, squashing me more until I was really breathless. “Drake Ashford doesn’t need a guidebook, babe.” We reached the stable, and I stared at the powerful black stallion waiting for us. Drake walked towards it, tugging me along.

he said, a smile spreading across his face. I had to keep myself from laughing. “My night is already pretty great,” I lied, taking another sip of the beer. “I doubt you can top it.” “You know…” he said, there was more humor in his tone. “It’s dangerous for a pretty thing like you to be wandering around alone.” I had to bite my lip to keep from bursting into laughter. That was his pickup line? Seriously? “I’m not so delicate,” I told him. “Why don’t you prove it,” he said, pushing another beer in my direction.