Dark Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

I trailed his hand to his face, his very attractively punchable face. I sneered at him. He looked probably eighteen or nineteen. "Can I help you?" "No, but your gorgeous sister can," is that even a pickup line? I scoffed. I looked at Sapphire. She still had the fork in her mouth. She was staring at me as if trying to read my reaction. I frowned, my lips forming into a thin line.

It’s just that I don’t have a lot of men in my life, so I can’t pinpoint exactly where I met him. Jade: I did get wet for you, Daddy; I got so wet that I wanted you to do things to me. I answered sincerely, and I heard a groan from the other side of the line. A moan slipped from my mouth upon hearing that groan. I didn’t know that a voice could make someone this wet. Dark effortlessly makes me wet every time we talk—very wet. I seriously question whether or not this is the norm. Dark: You didn’t answer me, my Minx, and Dark hates repeating himself.

He brought his glass to his lips and peered sultrily at her over the rim as he took a sip. Sasha nearly rolled her eyes. God, could he have been any more cliché with that pickup line? Well, she would take it like that, even though she'd hoped for more originality. After all, she'd seen men go speechless at the sight of her. "Maybe the same thing as you," she answered. "Is it?" The man flashed her a meant-to-be-dazzling smile. "And whatever might that be?" "I don't know," Sasha replied, matching his sultry tone. "Why don't you tell me?"

“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.” Even worse! I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.” “Do I look like it?” “You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!” “You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.

He chuckled at me. "I could have died out of heart attack, Idiot." I said clutching my heart which still haven't calmed down. "Since I'm having your heart , it's impossible for you to die Amore." He said the worst cheesiest line ever. "That's the worst ever pick up line I ever heard." Emily gagged at Liam. "At least I'm trying here." He said in a duh' tone "Man seriously I need to teach you how to impress girls." Aiden laughed at him.

I snatch the fifty dollars from his hand. “I will bet fifty dollars on you not getting your cock between my boobs tonight.” He winks and clinks his glass with mine as he raises a sexy brow. “Thank you. I will take that as a personal challenge.” I shake my head as I sip my drink. “Does that ridiculous pick up line work on many women?” He smiles and winks cheekily. “You would be surprised.” I smirk. There is something extremely honest about this guy. He isn’t pretending to be someone he’s not.

Please. “D-Dark... please wake up... Don’t leave us. We need you... I need you,” I whispered, my voice shaking. “I want us to start a new life together. That was what we wanted, right? To fall in love completely and to build a beautiful family. Please wake up, Dark. Don’t leave us. I can’t do this. You made a promise, Dark… you made a promise. Please don’t break it.”

I started reciting all the cringy, weird and perverted pick up lines I could think of, all the while watching the jerk King lose his cool. I put my hand over my heart to make my performance seem unfeigned, looking all touched and moved, a bit misty-eyed too. "DARLING, who'd have ever imagined you to be so naughty when you asked me if I sat in sugar because I've got such a sweet ass... I mean buttocks(I feared these primordials would mistake my ass for a donkey if I didn't enlightened them with the specifics). That I'm in all of your inappropriate..."

I decided to put her out of her misery. “Cody, dude, that is the cheesiest pick up line ever. Who'd you learn that off, Odin?” He turned to face me and blushed. I laughed loudly and shook my head. “Seriously, how many times have you seen him get lucky?” He shrugged. “Exactly. If you want to ever get laid, stop taking dating advice from Odin.”

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"