Dark Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Let’s see if you can make me come again.” My eyes softened, wide and pleading, though my words carried a commanding edge. “Please,” I whispered, dragging the word out. “Eat my pussy again. But this time…” My tongue darted out to wet my lips. “Take off your clothes.” I slipped down from the table slightly, my bare thighs brushing the cool wood as I moved to stand. But before I could steady myself, Zeke was on his feet, his hands wrapping firmly around my waist, pulling me closer to him.

He took a swig out of the bottle before addressing her again. "I'm sorry, I know that's not much of a pickup line, but it is the truth. You are absolutely stunning. And I know this is incredibly forward, but the truth is I hate playing games so I'm just gonna put this out there. If you are interested, I would love nothing more than to spend the night fucking you senseless." Destiny nearly choked on her martini. Was this guy serious? She stared at him in disbelief. "Are you joking with me? You can't really expect that to work, can you? I don't even know you."

He smiled heartily; “If I may ask, don't you notice something strange about me?” “Strange? Ugh! Not at all” I shook my head. He continued smiling; “You are so pretty, that I forgot my pick up lines. Oops! I… I'm so bad at pick up lines” He stuttered, feeling awkward. I giggled. He was only being dramatic. “Okay, here's one. If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever” He stated. I faked a smile: “That's…uhm nice, nice line.. uhm?” I felt so uncomfortable around him especially when I realised what he was tryna insinuate.

I didn’t answer his question dahil alam kong magiging walang kwenta ang aking sasabihin. From looking down, his head was lifted as he stared straight to my eyes. “And for me, there is you.” he said in disguistingly sweet sticky tone. I couldn’t help myself but roll my eyes on his cringe pick-up line. “You know that was cringe right?.” I said emotionlessly, painting my face with disgust. The man chuckled so loud na muntik pa siyang mahulog sa ilog if it wasn’t for his incredible balance. He was tapping the ground as he laugh, almost rolling in pure laughter.

“Marissa” “hey Marissa,” he says it in a husky way. Man what is he doing? “Did you fall from heaven, angel?” she giggles. Oh my god, he’s doing those lame pick up lines and she is falling for it! Damn. “You must be made of red phosphorous and i must be a wooden stick cause we’re a match” Okay a chemistry pick up line, ooh that’s good. “Aw!” Ya serious right now. “Hey you think you could ask this person I know to give me her number?” She frowns but nods.

She said and I think it's a really good idea "Okay" "Great , I'll pick you up at 9 okay?" She said "Okay , what's the theme today?" "Black" I sighed "Black again?" "Hey don't be like that. Black makes you skinny and sexy. I want to find someone tonight and have fun" Crazy friend "Okay , pick me up at 9 okay? Just come to my studio" I told her "Yes sir" My eyes landed on the pink paper bag. I walked to the sofa

“Sounds like a pathetic excuse for a pick-up line to me.” “If I was going to use a chat-up line, I know for a fact that wouldn’t work. It’d have to be something dirtier for you.” I refused to blush. “Don’t fuck around, Ivan. You’re here for a reason. Now I want to know what it is.”

Now, finally, her friend is free from all humiliation and suffer. Kylie Brown smirk, "You think I don't know, you dare to stay out at night and don't come back so I already guessed it, you must get some help for your so-called lover to cancel your adoption. That's why you become this bold. But don't worry I make you in my foot again." Hahaha!!

I glared in hіѕ direction tо fіnd a cute, blоndе ѕhаggу haired guу tоwеrіng оvеr mе, dаzzlіng me wіth hіѕ ѕmіlе. “Arе you оkау? Sоrrу, I was tоо buѕу tеxtіng to notice, but hеу, you саn сrаѕh rіght іntо mе anytime, dаrlіng.” Yeah. Wоrѕе chat-up line. Evеr.

Not understanding how to interact, I started awkwardly, " Hi..I..I am Kiera Stevens.." He gave me a toothy smile, flattering, " I know..I mean, our fathers have already shared everything, isn't it? By the way, I am Kevin Morgan. I must say that you are far more beautiful than I thought." I blushed slightly at his remark but secretly rolled my eyes in annoyance. Gosh! It was the lamest pick up lines that I had listened in school days. I cleared my throat to get to the point straightforward,