Daylight Savings Time Memes Novels & Stories

A few days later, a notification from Miguel popped up in the department group chat. He had tagged everyone. "We're celebrating Vanessa's success in securing the Gilla Group project at the VIP room at the Grand Lyre Hotel tonight at 8:00 pm. Attendance is mandatory—no exceptions!" The chat was instantly flooded with flattery and bootlicking messages. Todd was especially ingratiating. "Mr. Studdard is the wisest, and Vanessa is the most amazing! I'm definitely raising a toast to Vanessa tonight!"

MIKE: I never had this much fun in my life. MIKE: You made my day. He kept sending messages and I couldn't stop my laughter. I never saw this side of Mike. He is jovial. JESSIE: Haha :) Should I copy-paste it? MIKE: No need ;) I chuckled seeing that emoticon. JESSIE: As you wish :) MIKE: So, tell me, what else? JESSIE: I think we need to sleep now. It's 2 A.M. MIKE: Oh! I lost track of time. Okay, let's go to sleep now.

~LALA~ As expected, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, Meme is jumping on me first thing in the morning! “Bitch, get up”, she whines. “Really, Meme”, I squeal as she straddles me. “Ugh”, she groans. “How does Spin put up with your ass”? “There is nothing wrong with being a night owl. Maybe I should look into running a business that primarily operates at night”, I told her.

You: Well, the girls were planning to go to the movies then hang out, want to come? My idiot❤️: Sure, sounds like fun. You: Great, it's on Tuesday at 11:00 am. My idiot❤️: Yeah, that's not gonna happen. You: ??? My idiot❤️: I'm still asleep by that time. You: Then don't be asleep, set an alarm early. My idiot❤️: Hunt, spring break is my time to sleep in. I need my beauty sleep. You: Boi, too late for that. You already ugly, no sleep would change those bags under your eyes🤭

Send videos of cats being jerks and drunks doing something stupid. But it was Wednesday night, and they had not shared a single snap. Not one meme. Matt stared at his phone in the darkness of his room. His laptop screen showing Stephanie dressed as a naughty nurse for last year's Halloween being the only light in his room. 'Great fuck last week. Looking forward to Saturday.'

He smiled when he saw the two texts that Dillon had sent. Dillon 7:02 AM: YO MORNIN BROTHER WAKE DA PHUK UP! TIME TO START THE DAY OF THE FLIGHTLESS BURD! Can we get a pumpkin pie to fuck later? Plzzzzz Lol 7:09 AM: Doood! You still asweep wittle booboo? Sleepin in past 7 is rare for you! Wake up boi! We fuckin' a pie today!

The second he was happy with the picture, he tapped the button to capture it and immediately sent it to Dillon with a caption. Tony 7:30 AM: 1 Attachment: Yo time to wake up bitch it's a gorgeous day and it's time for us to get into vacation-mode! :D 7:31 AM: Wake up! 7:32 AM; Wake up! 7:33 AM: Wake up! 7:34 AM: WAKE UP BITCH! 7:35 AM: Lmao wake uuuuuuuuup!

LYRA — Do you want toast or should I just make Sunday pancakes in advance? Lucas stands in front of the stove, shirtless, a spatula in one hand and a mocking smile in the other. — It’s Tuesday, Luc. — So what? Happiness is a matter of strategy. We pretend it’s Sunday and everything feels better. I laugh, sitting at the table, a warm cup of coffee between my palms. He has always had this gift, Lucas. To reinvent mornings. To make me forget that sometimes, I struggle to breathe right after waking up.

That’s one small mercy. “Well, we are here, on vacation, enjoying each other’s company, so I thought I would let you know that I appreciate you,” Time tells her, pulling her closer to his chest. “We have been together for many years now, and it’s not hard to forget to remind each other.”