Deadpool Bunny Novels & Stories

"Look at your fluffy wittle tail." "I will murder you if you say one more word!" Spitfire snapped before turning to see Hades staring at him with wide green eyes. "And you don't even think about opening your mouth, Dickface!" Tubby raised a paw and tried to get Guru's attention. "Careful, friend. Bunnies are dangerous. They are born shapeshifters so they can turn into any living creature. You could be staring down a Demon in seconds if he wished to be one."

One of a kind. "Apparently Luna has the capability to nullify the effect of any poison. That means he can’t be killed by poisoning. His body has an automatic defence system that will block the poison to enter the system. But it seems like the poison was fatal enough that it put Luna unconscious for two days. He is fine now. All poison has been passed out of his system. Take it as his own power. But. I request to keep it a secret. We can’t let anyone know.

Blood dripped from a cut on my arm. I blinked hard. Figures continued to move around me, circling, dancing. No. These are not people. Not fully. Their skin was ash grey. Their eyes were... missing. Empty sockets stared at nothing. Blood ran down their foreheads in the shape of the same symbol carved into the cave wall behind them—a crooked spiral with a claw through it. I gasped. They were clappibg and chanting. Blood dripped from the cut into a bowl in the center below. I yanked my wrist free with a cry. The pain burned, but I didn’t stop.

"I don't know. Won't she steal my thunder?" Luna continued persuading her. "Think about it. Twin bunny girls? That gimmick alone will make us five times the money! Plus you can keep her close by and make sure she doesn't run her mouth." "Deal! Let's do it!" Drew's eyes lit up like she could already see dollar signs. She ordered her gang to pin me down. They pried my mouth open and forced glass after glass of hard liquor down my throat. My consciousness was quickly consumed by alcohol.

Somewhere in the distance, Davina’s phone is probably blowing up with a video of me jerking off in bunny cosplay, whispering her name like a lunatic. I am so getting that tattooed on my ass. “Property of Little Birdie, Do Not Touch.” I yank the helmet off and drop it on the floor with a hollow clunk, the bunny ears flopping like they’re bowing out of the conversation. At least I didn’t fuck another woman, that’s a bonus, a shiny little gold star on my otherwise train-wreck morning. “Can’t believe you assholes filmed it,” I mutter, rubbing my temples like that’ll erase the evidence.

BLAIR'S POV: I ran as fast as I could, my feet were hurting. I could feel them closing in on me, this wasn’t the first time, and definitely won’t be the last. Hi, I am Briar and I am a hybrid and I have been hunted down all my life. Have you imagined paying for something that wasn’t your fault? well, that has been my life since I came into existence. My parents mated despite being of different species and when I was conceived the council ordered my death and here I am even after seventeen years of being hunted down.

Chase always asked me where i get all this weird references from and i educate him about another region called earth, where i once travelled to with my Momand i got lots of soveniers from there. i heard the rustling of the bushes around me and i took my fighting stance when a white bunny came out, it looked so adorable that i almost did not want to kill it. keyword being almost. “fuck it” i said after contemplating and dashed towards the poor prey, within seconds my throat was tingling with pleasure as i drained the blood out of the bunny, once i was done i looked at the bunny that now looks mummified and could’nt help but feel a tinge of pity.

Poppy took over before we could start fighting like two adults who should have known better. “I’ll be quick.” “And don’t forget the croissants with the crunchy ends.” “I won’t.” “And don’t buy the almond ones. Bunny is allergic.” I looked at Bunny, lying on the chair beside her. “Bunny is made of fabric, Pop.” “Bunny still has bodily rights.” Sebastian nodded as if that were a valid business statement. “Sure, Princesa.” Poppy kissed the iPad screen loudly. “Bye, Daddy!” “Bye, Capitano.”

And at the same time, two voices from the other side shouted simultaneously. “Run!” “Run!” Then suddenly a water-type like net tried to hold off the giant white bunny as if it was catching its prey. This huge water net had a faint blue thread at the end and was connected to Lord Ethan. On the other hand, a dozen of mid-size stone spears started attacking the same bunny. The bunny started to step back after three stone spears hit its left foot. Those mid-size stone spears were created by none other than Kaiden. “Quuuuuuu!!!” “Quuuuuuu!!!”