Deadpool Bunny Novels & Stories

"Keep it steady!" I regained my footing between the bags, aimed, then took another two shots. One hit his upper arm, the other his shoulder, but he kept coming, unfazed by the gushing holes. I shifted my weight onto my other foot and grinned. I might not have stopped him, but the Thornblood dipped bullets had punctured him, binding shade and host to the same satisfying fate. I fired one last time, hitting him strait between his soulless eyes.

Shadow snorted a laugh. It has become incredibly chaotic now. They were shouting about irrelevant topics instantly. Bunny stood in front of Shadow. His eyes gaze at Shadow’s opened legs. Shadow was sitting on a medium size rock with open legs. “Do you want to sit in between?” She gestured at the gap between her legs. His doe eyes softened, bowing his head curtly. “Sure.” Shadow opened her legs wider. In a happy hum, Bunny sat on the ground, in between Shadow’s legs, and hugged her thighs.

"Look at your fluffy wittle tail." "I will murder you if you say one more word!" Spitfire snapped before turning to see Hades staring at him with wide green eyes. "And you don't even think about opening your mouth, Dickface!" Tubby raised a paw and tried to get Guru's attention. "Careful, friend. Bunnies are dangerous. They are born shapeshifters so they can turn into any living creature. You could be staring down a Demon in seconds if he wished to be one."

One of a kind. "Apparently Luna has the capability to nullify the effect of any poison. That means he can’t be killed by poisoning. His body has an automatic defence system that will block the poison to enter the system. But it seems like the poison was fatal enough that it put Luna unconscious for two days. He is fine now. All poison has been passed out of his system. Take it as his own power. But. I request to keep it a secret. We can’t let anyone know.

MAYUMI DEAN Among the perfect human chimera that defies the basic rule and knowledge of the forbidden science of alchemy, she is the only doll whose body is in its animal original form of a rabbit. Taken as a pet by the maiden, she is a mischievous one whose presence and identity are not known by anyone. A perfect facade of her real assassin’s mission to find the sins and guard the maiden.

Broad shoulders, sharp eyes, raw power radiating off them. One by one, werewolves sniffed down the line, some declaring “Mate” and claiming girls. Blossom squeezed my hand. A blonde with hazel eyes — looking like a model — stopped at Blossom. He sniffed, locked eyes with her, and said “Mate.” Blossom froze as he kissed her, then led her back to our parents. An hour passed. No one came for me. Relief. My chest loosened. I turned to leave — and bumped into a hard chest. Not a wall. “Mate.”

Only his heavily tattooed arms and neck gave away the bad-boy side to the deadly beast underneath. “Bunny, the tech-wiz.” “Hi!” Bunny instantly waved back, a wide grin splitting his lips. Bunny was the kind of person you’d expect to find in a grandma’s basement. A little chubby, but not overly so, and a face that made all the girls swoon. He had kind, blue eyes, a killer smile, and with sandy blond hair, he was practically irresistible. Despite being patched in, he was the youngest patched member there was, even younger than some of the prospects. But he’d proven his worth to the club on more than just one occasion. No, he couldn’t shoot straight to save his life and he didn’t know a bolt fr

"I don't know. Won't she steal my thunder?" Luna continued persuading her. "Think about it. Twin bunny girls? That gimmick alone will make us five times the money! Plus you can keep her close by and make sure she doesn't run her mouth." "Deal! Let's do it!" Drew's eyes lit up like she could already see dollar signs. She ordered her gang to pin me down. They pried my mouth open and forced glass after glass of hard liquor down my throat. My consciousness was quickly consumed by alcohol.

Somewhere in the distance, Davina’s phone is probably blowing up with a video of me jerking off in bunny cosplay, whispering her name like a lunatic. I am so getting that tattooed on my ass. “Property of Little Birdie, Do Not Touch.” I yank the helmet off and drop it on the floor with a hollow clunk, the bunny ears flopping like they’re bowing out of the conversation. At least I didn’t fuck another woman, that’s a bonus, a shiny little gold star on my otherwise train-wreck morning. “Can’t believe you assholes filmed it,” I mutter, rubbing my temples like that’ll erase the evidence.

BLAIR'S POV: I ran as fast as I could, my feet were hurting. I could feel them closing in on me, this wasn’t the first time, and definitely won’t be the last. Hi, I am Briar and I am a hybrid and I have been hunted down all my life. Have you imagined paying for something that wasn’t your fault? well, that has been my life since I came into existence. My parents mated despite being of different species and when I was conceived the council ordered my death and here I am even after seventeen years of being hunted down.