Depression Humor Quotes Novels & Stories

“I just… I don’t know how to get out of this.” She shrugs. “You don’t have to figure it out all at once. Before you know it, you’ll be on the other side of this, wondering why you ever doubted yourself.” Achilles jumps in, smirking. “Yeah, and in the meantime, try not to look so depressed. You look ugly when you’re sad.” I gape at him. “Excuse me?” He grins. “I’m serious! Your face gets all scrunched up, and you just sit there like a lost puppy. It’s tragic.”

One of the senior executives, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes, added, “Maybe we should get Jerry to do all our presentations. At least then we’d be laughing through the pain.” Jerry leaned forward, adopting a more serious tone but still with a twinkle in his eye. “In all seriousness, folks, humor might not solve our problems, but it can definitely help us think more clearly. When you’re not bogged down by stress, you can see solutions you might have missed before.” The atmosphere in the room shifted noticeably. What had been a dire and despondent meeting was now infused with a lighter, more hopeful energy. People were exchanging ideas more freely, the initial doom and gloom replaced b

"Alpha Michael, I don't think you really have an option right now. Besides, everyone has a business to attend to. They must have this meeting before going to their various places of work." I threw back my bed covers and climbed out of bed, my voice dripping with sarcasm as I spoke. "Of course, I should be there with them too because my life is fucking miserable." Trenton spluttered a laugh and I raised my brows in askance. "Did I say something funny??" He turned to look at me, one of my shirts in his hand. "If this was a movie, I would have denied finding it funny but I find this absolutely funny. Can we employ humor as a coping mechanism in times like these?"

Simply because this is where they run when they have a serious problem, like him, he needs it, and this is where he runs. ❝Bro, just put it to sleep, and tomorrow it will be gone,❞ he advised. When he said those words, he suddenly stopped, and he just laughed while trying to stop crying but didn't win because the disappointment still fell in his eyes. Maybe all the people in the world can't. Just laughing is crazy to look at, but that's really the problem. Sometimes, when people can't take it anymore, they lose their sanity because they can't take the heavy emotional problem anymore.

I laughed at myself before getting worse on one side. "Now, I really don't have a job." I couldn't believe the sigh; I got up and dressed in and left the coffee shop without speaking. I just stooped up and laughed, laughing at myself. "Hahaha, this is frustrating and depressing," I whisper, I used to beg Ma'am Tallia but I just lost my word in my mind. It seemed like I was tired of begging for work, as if I had just lost my mind.

That's, absurdity to the highest degree! Irresistible my rotten shit! "It's just amusing how distinct you seem right now. Did you win a jackpot or something?" I give him that. I just feel like I need to play within the margins of his imbecility to soothe his ego. But damn! His hoax has imprinted a perpetual smirk on my face that I am unable to cloak. I can't brush it off even by taking my gazes off him. I guess this is the most humorous thing I have ever heard of.

he started while yawning to show the level to his boredom. "But on a second thought,how would my life had been without your regular drama in it.....I concur very boring right?" I heard him say playfully while winking at me,but I could still sense the amusement he was deriving from the situation at the moment. "I cannot believe the amount of delight you seem to be getting from this situation at had, accustomed with the fact that I feel very depressed about it at the moment" I say while throwing my hands up in the air and rolling my eyes at him at the same time.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

Ayeeee I feel special. Cringe. I almost facepalm on my corny jokes and lampooning. It was very natural because I'm used to talking to myself. And my corny jokes really help my mental state and my lampooning elevates my mood. It's a necessity for me so that I wouldn't lose my self. Being lonely and alone is different. Nina just think positive thoughts okay?