Dirty Little Johnny Jokes Collection

The Borrowed Husband Collection Did you know that men are like women? They look for the one to wake up with in the morning. They search for the one to go old with. They seek out the one they are going to marry. And when these men find the women for them, they are going to fight for the women's affection! These are the titles of the men ready to be husbands to fortunate women: "The Borrowed Husband" She was stranded when her fiance faked their marriage and ran off with her money. He was looking for his lost wife of ten years. Their fates were similar but with different circumstances. "The Wily Husband" He was jewelry and antique collector while she was the owner of an antique gem. How could he possess both? "The Impatient Husband" Marry in haste, repent at leisure… Falling in love at first sight should not be followed by getting married at first chance! What if the first flush of attraction faded? "The Ardent Husband" An indecent proposal to a woman who was willing to be a stand-in girlfriend could assuage the emptiness of the missing love. What would happen to the substitute lover when the affair had ended? "The Contract Husband" She had one year left to live. She wanted to marry a man who was her ideal... He accepted her unusual proposal. Only one year of marriage and they would say goodbye to one another?

The President. The Vice President. The Senator. The Congresswoman. The Mayor. Behind every power comes with great secrets no one knows about. Five women who will show how dirty and utterly pleasurable politics can be; because no matter how you will look at it... Politics will always be a dirty game.

Dirty South 2 is a tumultuous continuation of the happenings, mishaps, mayhems and the crazy affairs that characterized Dirty South and it's movers and shakers in the likes of Coco Kaave, Chief Kaave, Chief Onapuruagu, Detective Flynn, e.t.c When the news of Coco's dad, Chief Kaave's death, shook Dirty South, bringing to a close an era of revenge, betrayal, power tussle and a need for control; Coco quietly married Chief Onapuruagu, the man she loved and settled into the daily life of being a good wife with the thriving Empire, TRENDZ, which she fought and earned. Life never felt better for Coco... However good things never last and a heart breaking moment did shake her out of her blissful reverie when she suffered a forced miscarriage during her gender reveal party. Who could have poisoned the unpoisonable Coco? Coco leaves everyone and everything to seek solace in Kuje Island, now, everyone knows Dirty South is about to rain blood! Coco's soon to be born offspring was murdered and someone had to pay for it.

Karena peristiwa kematian orang tua di usia ke sembilan tahun, Yohan diadopsi oleh sahabat orang tuanya. Dia tumbuh bersama wanita bernama Irena, kakak tiri perempuannya. Usia mereka terpaut lima tahun, dan Yohan telah memendam rasa terlarang kepada Irena. Sayangnya, wanita itu sudah memiliki seorang kekasih.

Vance My heart races as I think about the mess I've gotten myself into. I did something unforgivable, something that could ruin my friendship and my reputation. But I couldn't resist the temptation when my best friend's daughter came to me with a proposal that would change everything. She wanted me to take her virginity, and I almost said no. Almost being the key word. Her innocence and desire were too much for me to resist. And then, she came to me again, needing comfort in her time of need. I held her close, feeling the sexual tension between us grow with each passing moment. And now, I'm in deep trouble. Her father will be devastated when he finds out that his little girl is no longer pure and even worse when he discovers that it was his best friend who deflowered her. But I can't let her go now. I've claimed her as mine, and I'll do whatever it takes to keep her by my side. Because when I took her virginity, I made a vow. She's mine forever.

Kedatangan Glora membuat Elang senang karena akhirnya ia bisa memiliki adik seperti teman-temannya, semakin senang pula ketika melihat wajah Glora yang sangat cantik. Awalnya Elang hanya ingin memiliki adik, namun setelah melihat sosok Glora yang akan menjadi adiknya, seketika ia berubah pikiran. Elang yang berusia 8 tahun itu kini menginginkan Glora sebagai pacarnya, miliknya selamanya. ________ "Nama Kakak siapa?" Glora mengerjapkan matanya melihat Elang yang sedari tadi terus memandangnya. Elang tersenyum lebar ketika mendengar suara lembut yang Glora keluarkan. "Nama aku Elang." "Ih kok namanya jelek sih kaya burung." Senyum di bibir Elang luntur digantikan dengan wajah sebalnya ketika mendengar kata-kata Glora. Cuppp. "Mulutnya nakal, Elang ga suka. Tapi ... bibir kamu manis kaya permen, aku suka. Nanti mau nyobain lagi boleh?"

A promising position at a high tech dating app company brings Holly out to Colorado. But when she meets the CEO, and would be boss, she decides he can take his attitude, and the job offer, and stuff it. Holly becomes desperate for work and doesn't want to move back home with her mom and recently divorced sister. She decides to give it one last shot and is immediately hired by the COO, who is also the CEO's brother. Her project is to bring the brother's latest dating app update to life. She needs to find any issues with it, which seems to be everything. Rework the backend. And complete a beta test using employees who volunteer to be testers. What could go wrong during the office beta testing? A lot. No one on the leadership team, including Holly, the CEO, & the COO were supposed to sign up for beta testing of their app that allows people to express their desires anonymously via written messages. What happens when Holly starts messaging with her bosses without knowing who they are? Can the Billionaire heirs of Talon Industries, Noah and Adam, figure out how to charm a girl who doesn't seem to be impacted by their usual charms? Can either of them admit that lust has turned into love? Who can crack the ice cold heart of these untrusting alpha men? She can.

"Maaf, tuan. Aku hanya seorang penari, aku tidak melayani." Bukan sekali dua kali dia harus mengatakan itu pada pria - pria pengunjung klub malam tempat dia bekerja. Ini adalah resikonya, sebagai penari di sebuah klub malam. Tidak heran jika banyak pria yang meminta nya untuk menemani mereka, atau bahkan melakukan hal lebih. ~Gruzeline Moel~ . . . "Berhentilah membawakan ku banyak wanita, itu tidak akan berhasil. Milik ku tidak akan pernah kembali bangun." Ya, sebuah kecelakaan membuat miliknya tidak bisa bangkit. Itu adalah siksaan bagi nya, dan sudah banyak pengobatan yang dia lakukan bahkan dia sudah mendatangkan puluhan wanita telanjang untuk membangunkan miliknya, namun semua tidak berhasil. " Aku, impoten." ~Rafael O'niel~

"You wanna try and be my medicine, Lilah?” He asked with a deep testing tone, keeping his voice quiet. "I can try.” I breathe out as I gulp when his grip tightens "Try me.” His hand slides up my throat, his long fingers wrapping tight around my jaw. “That's what you really want?" I nodded, sighing out a shallow yes, and I could see every muscle in his body tense, as he wets his lips; hoarsely murmuring his next sentence like its his last try at making me change my mind. "I'm dangerous, Lilah, this is your last chance." My stomach twists and knots, as I use every ounce of bravery I have. "Prove it then."

Jackson steps in front of me, his strong hands cupping my face as he brings his forehead to mine. “I want to replace it. I want to take all your nightmares and turn them into something beautiful, the way you’ve done for me. I just need you to trust me. You think you can do that?” I was only looking at how he gently held me with his huge hands. Considering his bulk frame, I was like a fragile glass he was holding. I don't know why but my heart did skip a beat, but I had to swallow it up and pretend that I didn't feel it.