Dirty Little Johnny Jokes Collection 소설 & 이야기

Okay, this shit got to stop, maybe I should try a joke or something? “Hello triple Ds” I say chuckling awkwardly and they just stand there not knowing what to say. “you know, because the names of the three of you starts with a D” I explain my bad joke. “Yah we got it” Dylan says with a fake chuckle, okay, maybe that joke can still be saved. “I’m a double D myself” I say laughing liking my own joke and all their eyes instantly go to my breasts. I choke in my laughter when Derek lets out an angry growl and I sink further inside my hoodie while Dylan starts counting the specks of dust on the floor and Dean find the light fixtures very interesting all of a sudden.

Gideon didn’t seem to have a problem with it, he just squatted there and watched her with lips apart. To all of our shock, Jennifer unzipped his pants and brought out his wiener. Screams pulled off the roof as we all saw his little pimp, he was hard already and that made it even funnier. The little man must have been looking forward to such an opportunity, now it makes sense why he still shows up after we make fun of him every game night.

"This man is sick." Lindy: I HAVE NEVER MET A MAN AS STUPID AND DIRTY AS YOU! Well too bad, I don't fit your standards. I'm a VERY old woman, with cane, white hairs and wrinkles. Milo smiled to himself, “I have way better jokes than that.” He sounded proud. Mill: That's cute. But you call that funny? Okay, I'm giving you a chance this time. But only one time. Ha-ha. See? I laughed. I laughed at your joke because your like a cute little hot ripe apple that's ready to be eaten.

He is holding his stomach, laughing hard. “You swim without water?!” He added, clapping. “Our one and only Dale Daniel Cuego could do that!” Johnny joined. He never failed at this. Always teamed with Ryle fooling around. What a duo! I caressed my hair and looked down. I don’t bother looking at the two of them. “Stop that already,” I warned them but they acted like they heard nothing and continued talking about the embarrassing things that happened in my childhood days. “It's good that our classmates weren't in the room yet!”

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

She says this every time I try my best to crack a joke, no matter how dope I drop the joke she still invalidates my capability just because it’s an hour for her to understand the joke. "What? I'm serious I don't really know his name and Johnny seems fitting and close to a janitor, right?" "Ugh, but seriously though, what type of girl bones the school janitor? Is she like out of dick or something?" I can imagine Yhannie rolling her eyeballs from behind me. "She has a dick drought" I cracked trying my best not to laugh, but Yhannie followed through with the loudest laugh, and we both filled the room with nothing but laughter.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

They burst out into laughter. "Yeah." Shane chuckles. "He, she should call you Annie, our little slutty aunt Annie." Shane pops his brow at me. "Slutty, what did I miss?" Clara asks, smiling devilishly. The depressing mood lifts and shifts to a more cheerful and fun one as Shane giggles next to Clara. "Oh, she spent the night at Lorenzo---." Pouting his mouth like his kissing the air. "Did you do the nasty?" Clara giggles. "I'm not breathing a word." I place my finger on my lips grinning foolishly, blushing at the thought.

“You know, Ruby, we learned a joke yesterday. Want to hear it?” I nod eagerly, intrigued by the joke that has captured their attention. “Alright,” Ethan begins, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Why don’t grumpy people like corn on the cob?” Playing along, I pretend to ponder the question. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t they?” “Because they think it’s ‘a-maize-ing’ that anyone could be happy!” Ethan bursts into laughter, and soon, the infectious giggles spread throughout the room.