Drunk Funnies Novels & Stories

“Have you forgotten? The Howling Moon heightens everything. Senses, instincts, and apparently, even the taste of alcohol in your tongue. You’re bound to get drunk tonight, missy.” “Okay, nerd,” I fired back, not caring a bit even if I get drunk tonight. I mean, that’s the goal, right? The bartender burst into laughter, clearly enjoying the banter. I grabbed another drink and headed back toward the dance floor, ready to see what else the last day of this festival had in store.

“But, I mean, if you’re that desperate, bro, I don’t mind jerking you off. Charity work. For old times’ sake.” I stared at him. Deadpan. For a full three seconds. Then I said, voice flat as asphalt, “Even as a joke, that wasn’t funny.” He threw his head back and howled while Ellis choked on his beer, coughing and laughing at the same time, tears actually forming at the corners of his eyes. It wasn’t fun being the fucked-up sideshow. I took one last drag then crushed the joint out in the ashtray so hard the glass cracked.

Becca hiccupped and giggled, dropping her empty glass once full of strawberry daiquiri that Luke had brought with him. After five hours of drinking orangeade, strawberry daiquiri, lemonade, punch and stories of maximum laughs and epic proportions, she was tired as fuck. If she heard one more funny one night stand story about Allison McKinney being daft as a brush, she would, literally, pass out of exhaustion. She was reeling at the idea of heading out to a friend's party that was ongoing.

now I get why everyone are drunk. "I choose dare" I said with confident but everyone started laughing. "I dare you to drink all this bottle in one sip" Jason said. "no shit!!"Lucas said laughing but when his eyes met my serious ones he stopped laughing. "This isn't dare or drink!!! This is drink or drink!!" I said seemed annoyed. "you have a great friends" said Lucas laughing again. really? I had no idea how my friends could act when they're drunk.

we're all drunk and tipsy right now "Spongebob you in there!!" Charlie yells as she looks at a pineapple "That's a pine tree you idiot" Kelly laughs as Charlie bulges, it's obvious he's drunk "Ouch!!"I whine holding my hand where Jen just threw a ball at me "You stupid pokèmon" drunk Jen yells at me stomping her feet in anger "What the fuck!!!"Someone yells from the door we all turn around and look at Danny with wide eyes "Boss hurry up" the butthead shouts from the door frame. we stood up and walk to the wall in a straight line Jen is at my left side , Kelly on her left and Charlie is at my right footsteps can be heard, coming our way

“I don’t have to be fall down drunk to have a good time anymore. In fact, I can think of twenty times alone this week where I had more fun than any of the times this last year I was drunk.” “And let me guess,” Adam says “You were naked for all of them. Doesn’t count. Sex trumps alcohol.” “On that, I’ll agree with you,” I reply, clinking bottles with Jordan. “But I wasn’t talking about sex.” “Which brings me back to my original statement about you being whipped,” Adam says, drinking another shot. “I can’t help it that I’ve got a girl I want to be around. She’s hot. And she’s funny.”

I laughed. "Nandini," he growled. "Okay, chill," I stopped laughing and looked at him. He did look pissed off. "Come, let's go and drink," I offered. "What?" He replied in a tone of shock. "Yeah. We do love to drink whenever we're frustrated or upset to get rid of that pain. Most probably we drink with our friends, but after that, when a guy gets seriously drunk, he does receive a nice amount of rehabilitation from his wife, so you can prevent that," I pitched in a sarcastic tone.

"Before we get started, let's do something fun. Quick question: what's the most absurd business advert you've ever seen? After a little moment of silence, a hand went up. A young man with glasses smiled and said, "A toothbrush ad claiming it'll make you better at karaoke." The room burst in laughter, and I joined in. "it is a nice one! "If it worked, I'd be a karaoke star by now," I remarked, garnering another round of laughs. The ice had finally broken. More hands rose, excited to share their personal stories. A woman in the back shouted - an energy drink advertisement with a leaping squirrel, and someone else mentioned a car pitch offering unending pleasure.

Kristina asks. “Those are terrible!” I giggle as I pass her the second bottle of wine that’s already halfway gone and say, “We really should have stayed sober if we wanted to come up with a clever slogan tonight.” “Yeah, I better quit drinking or our slogan’s gonna be ‘fall over drunk’.” “Fall on my drunk ass,” I come back with. Kristina snorts, which makes us both laugh even louder and now I'm holding my stomach as my body rolls back and I roll from side to side, holding my belly. “Stop, stop, I'm gonna pee my pants!”

What is love". They all yelled as soon as it started. If you know you know, the band is all one needs for fun. 😂 Liam poured for Annie as soon as he recalled to be a gentleman😂, they all drank and unstringed themselves, after 15 minutes they started opening books so they could study. Guess what? They tried, they really did but they couldn't, they wanted more. Nicole got another bottle and made it again, they were all tipsy and so overly excited that there was laughter everywhere, Teddy, Anaisha and Nicole were the worst amongst them all, they were screaming and all. .......... From sobbing on stranger’s shoulders to uttering slurry laments, drunk people are the life of any party. Naturally