Drunk Funnies Novels & Stories

But that wasn't going to be for a while, maybe two or three weeks, get a bit more into shape so I can actually look pleasing. "Would you like a glass Miss Violet?" "Nah, I'm good," "Are you sure, you're a funny drunk," I narrowed my eyes at Reed and Jenny looked between us, with a smile of her own. "You never told me what type of drunk you are," She shook my shoulder like I was some rag doll, "I've always asked!" "I'm not that funny," I replied grabbing the cracker, surprised it still tasted good. I watched the ducks in the pond, maybe I should feed them my sandwiches.

**FERAL FURY PACK** Lucifer groaned as the morning sun pierced through the curtains, hitting his eyes with a harsh glare. His head throbbed, a relentless reminder of the night before. He sat up slowly, his body heavy and sluggish. As he reached for his phone on the nightstand, the screen lit up with the notification of 42 missed calls—20 from Spike, 20 from Mikhail, and two from Viktor. He sighed, his mind hazy as the events of last night slowly resurfaced. Two bottles of *Everclear*, notorious for its 100% alcohol content, had been more than enough to knock him out. He wondered how he’d managed to fall so deep into the bottle, completely losing himself in the process.

Sana'y may gawin man lang ang isa sa mga kaibigan nila para malipat ang atensiyon ng lahat at hindi na sa planong panliligaw ni Mico. "Am I late?" tanong ng lalaking kadarating lang na may dalang mga beer in can. Napabuntong-hininga siya dahil dininig ang kanyang gustong mangyari. Umaliwalas ang mukha ng iba at sinalubong na ang kaibigan na nahuli na nakilala niyang si Aldrin. Pagkatapos ng hapunan, hindi na sila umalis sa mesa habang nagliligpit ang mga katulong. Itinuloy na nila ang selebrasyon at ininom ang mga dala ni Aldrin na beer.

Old lady: oh that a great news ,I will tell Alex once he is back from Basketball practice. Heather: Thank you and take care mum, I have to go now .. Tears trickled down her cheeks,it been years she had seen them and finally she would meeting them again. ******At the barbcue restaurant******* "Cheers" the small cups of alcohol merrily clicked as the co-workers of Tk company gather around enjoying their roasted meat and soju. "Hey Sir let add more fun to it,let play spinning the bottle" a male colleague suggested the people cheered loudly to his idea and soon the truth and dare game started.

“I just thought it was brilliant. There’s a huge difference.” “Oh yeah…damn, I swear this drink is spiked with something because you’re starting to make sense. Maybe it’s time to head home after all. With my luck, I'll get a ticket for DWI… Oh, wait…” I giggle uncontrollably again, suddenly finding my reality hilarious even though it is everything but. “I forgot! I don’t have a car anymore and I’m practically homeless.” I start laughing hysterically, with tears slipping down my cheeks. Pinball is really hitting the jackpot tonight.

Soon , she gulped at least 3 glass of the drink with each gulp she took she found herself giggling, laughing and free like a bird but she didn't know that the drink contains a fair amount of alcohol too . A/N:- The next update is here . How do you think drunk tanya's behaviour will be like . Drake's p.o.v will be there in the next chapter . Update will be soon till then stay safe stay happy . 💙 Author

“I’m here to get drunk and rant about my problems. Nothing more, nothing less. Don’t get any funny ideas, got it?” The man’s grin widened. “I won’t get any funny ideas if you don’t. I can help you if you eventually get a funny idea.”

"If we’re going to air out all our problems, we might as well do it drunk." Uncle Bruno claps his hands, clearly enjoying himself. "Now we’re talking! I knew tonight would be fun."

- You have to drink this beer in 3 minutes, or you'll be hanging here until tomorrow morning. Fuck, that pitcher must have more than 100 fl oz of beer. How could he drink that much beer in 3 fucking minutes? How was he going to drink more than 100 fl oz of beer, period? Theo starts sucking, and the jokes start making weird sounds and telling shit. - Go, imagine you're sucking a cock. I bet you suck a cock harder than that. - ohhh ohhhh yessss yessss suck me . ohhhhhh. - Go! Go! Go! Go!

Lyra sipped hers. Big mistake. Her face contorted like she’d just licked a lemon made of lava. “Why would anyone willingly drink that?” she gasped. “Because,” I said, grinning, “it makes everything seem funnier. Watch.” At that exact moment, a man tripped over a bar stool and fell face-first into someone’s nachos. Lyra giggled. The sound was music. “You’re insane,” she whispered. “Comes with the territory.” ---