Dumb As A Rock Novels & Stories

“So before now, you thought I was dumb?” “I didn’t say dumb.” “You implied dumb.” “I said you got smarter.” “That means I was less smart.” “That’s not the same thing.” “It is exactly the same thing, you ungrateful pregnant criminal.” I gasped softly, more amused than offended. “Ungrateful pregnant criminal?” “Yes. You sit there touching our pup and thinking sad thoughts when you should be thinking strong thoughts. This baby does not need your fear as breakfast. It needs confidence, food and maybe fewer murder plans before noon.”

Out of anger, one of our teammates grabbed Emily by the hair. "Emily, we have been good to you. Why would you sabotage us? Do you know our team's score will be nullified if one of us is accused of cheating? You almost ruined our effort for the past year. How could you?" However, Emily resorted to crying pitifully. "No. I did not. I never wanted to sabotage you all." I slapped her on the face. "Why are you still arguing when there's hard evidence? You receive 3,000 dollars per month from me as financial aid, so you'll have enough for your expenses on campus.

Suddenly, Bethany turned to her and said, "I'm not stupid or dumb. Victor said you're saying those things just because you're jealous. "If you call me dumb again, I'm going to throw rocks at you."

' Blackmailer- 'Yeah you are a brunette bimbo with small boobs and zero IQ. I bit my lip from wailing in desperation. It's another thing being called dumb and stupid, it's completely different being taunted on physical appearance and I definitely didn't appreciate it from my boyfriend, fake wasn't a good enough excuse. 'I bet they are bigger than your d!ck.' Drew- 'Shit just got serious! Brb getting some popcorn!'

His deep timbre rumbled over the rock music. I jerked my chin in a nod. "I take it you're Rock? Remind me not to piss you off." His face split in a grin, transforming his expression from don't-mess-with-me to friendly. "You don't screw with my girl and we'll be all right."

Nothing major. This is it. Rock. Bottom. Like, bottom of the Mariana Trench, level rock bottom. I’m a sentient heartbreak meme. My boyfriend is a cheating sex icon. My uterus is never going to see the creation of life. And the highlight of my week is that my little sister hasn’t died — yet. That’s where we are. That’s the bar.

“What happened to baby?” “You hijacked it first.” “What did I do first?” “Called me baby.” “We both can say baby girl.” “No then it's an echo.” “What is an echo?” “What you sounding like now.” “I have not heard of anything dumber.” “You will see how dumb it is when you start doing it.” “Do you know how dumb it is thinking it?” “Did you just call me dumb?” “I might of perhaps.” “You might have perhaps not be getting any sex.” “You can't do that.”

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

I don’t like the look on her face. “That was Gabby.” She tells me. “Ok,” I reply. “I am guessing she was the woman here with hottie #1 and hottie #2.” I say to her. “Yes, she is the assistant to Brady, hottie #2. They manage the band Crazy.” Evie explains. I know who that band. They are one of the biggest rock bands. I have been a fan since they released their first album five years ago. I look at her. I am not sure why she is smiling at me.

I can't stop thinking about it- why would two rogues need a stupid cloak from me when they can basically buy or steal it anywhere? After a long pause, I part my lips to reply, but Dumber quickly jumps in and announces, "I'll get it." Oh, so they got it, and Dumb never asked me. Good thing the friend decided to speak up, or I look like a complete idiot. I sure hope stupidity isn't contagious because if it is, I'm catching on to it.