Dumb As A Rock Novels & Stories

This life's go no escape, Go hard until I can't see straight, Sunlight burn in' my eyes, How the fuck am I still alive? (Oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa)

“For sure. Well, there you have it, guys, straight from the drummer’s mouth, as it is. With that story in mind, I think it is appropriate we play something from your album, eh, James?” “Absolutely.” “Here’s to Em.” “And don’t mess with the rock chicks,” James added right into the mike. “They will get you.”

You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Kickin’ your can all over the place singin’ We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you

I add as Lily shows a note to the screen, "They're SO bad, I get how it looks to someone who doesn't understand Damon's dark, dark black humor. He calls himself a 'dumb rapist' because I called him that when I found out about some of the stuff he did to the girls. I went into a rampage and beat him up, then I called him a lot of names. Dumb rapist stuck to him, I guess." "This one says, 'To my favorite pair of tits, From Your Dumb Rapist' see? That's when you throw everything you might think you know away. Because when I read that, I blushed. I imagined that deranged boy telling me that as a joke, like everything he says. Of course he's not for everyone's taste, that's why he doesn't have ma

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My wife, Stella Bentley, was a talented artist who had always been emotionally distant. It took me five long years to finally make her my wife. To be with her, I turned my back on my parents and my family, giving up everything I had to follow her to Varenne. During the day, I washed dishes in the kitchen of a fine dining restaurant. At night, I worked at a bar. I survived on three or four hours of sleep a day, all so I could afford Stella's art supplies and help her open her own studio. But on the day of our seventh anniversary, I decided to divorce her. My personal attorney, Gregory Hicks, had been my friend since childhood. His family had practiced law for generations, with several gen

His deep timbre rumbled over the rock music. I jerked my chin in a nod. "I take it you're Rock? Remind me not to piss you off." His face split in a grin, transforming his expression from don't-mess-with-me to friendly. "You don't screw with my girl and we'll be all right."

, the journalist said with a puzzled face. “Yes, The Rockstar…He sings like a torn drum….”, Tara expresses the frustration that builds inside her since the concert started. In a second she feels extremely silent all over the concert, and Tara looks around as she doesn't understand Why suddenly there was so much hush..???.. She gazes at Neha, who with an agitated look point towards the left above direction when Tara look toward her pointing site, her eyes enlarged, lips open in a circle, a stunned emerged on her face, there was a jumbotron, which shows her and audible the words that she just said a while ago, “Yes, The Rockstar…He sings like a torn drum….” “He sings like a torn drum…”

Sienna's P.O.V. Mav squeezes my hand. I am terrified of these demons, but I refuse to let them see it. We will win. We're stronger than they think we are. "The only ones who are going to die are the three of you. I forget your names. Are they Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest?" I ask them. Their eyes flash from black to white.

Never knowing who to trust like this You don't wanna be stuck up on that stage singing Stuck up on that stage singing All I know are sad songs, sad songs Darling, all I know are sad songs, sad songs I'm just a singer who already blew his shot I get along with old timers 'Cause my name's a reminder of a pop song people forgot And I can't keep a girl, no 'Cause as soon as the sun comes up I cut 'em all loose and work's my excuse But the truth is I can't open up Now you don't wanna be high like me Never really knowing why like me You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and be all alone You don't wanna ride the bus like this Never knowing who to trust like this You don't wanna be stuck