Dumb As A Rock Novels & Stories

This life's go no escape, Go hard until I can't see straight, Sunlight burn in' my eyes, How the fuck am I still alive? (Oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa)

RUKAR DRAKOVIC RHODES. Among us five, they consider me the dumb one and yeah, I don’t mind. I’ve done my fair share of dumb things in the last millennia that’d have anyone dying of a stroke but this? Ho-ho, this is way beyond dumb. “You did what?” Drex asks. I enjoy the show because it’s not the first time one of us has lost our minds because of our mate. Only difference is, this time it’s the ‘golden boy’, the ‘no stain on his shiny exterior’ and our big brother who made the mistake.

“For sure. Well, there you have it, guys, straight from the drummer’s mouth, as it is. With that story in mind, I think it is appropriate we play something from your album, eh, James?” “Absolutely.” “Here’s to Em.” “And don’t mess with the rock chicks,” James added right into the mike. “They will get you.”

You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Kickin’ your can all over the place singin’ We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you

Navy continued on, spurred by the confidence he lacked at the moment. “And if you’re still nervous, you have to ball it up and shove it.” She pointed a finger in his face, not afraid of any consequences she might face after this pep talk. “Fake it till you make it, am I right?” Surprisingly, his lips actually twitched with amusement. “You’re right,” Victor muttered. “I don’t hear you, Victor Hook!” she exclaimed and shook his shoulders. “You’re right!” he shouted. “I am Victor ‘The Greatest’ Hook!” he yelled in her face, smiling while pounding one fist into his palm. “And I’ve got this!”

Om looked at his younger brother, he couldn’t believe what he heard, Ru speaking maturely came as a bolt from the blue, but he couldn’t ignore his words, indeed he was true. R- O where are you lost, are you even listening to me (shouted Ru seeing his O lost in his thoughts) O- Stop shouting you idiot, I was just thinking when you became smart R- (With proud look) I am always smart, O- Ho really spell smart Mr. Dumbbell Oberoi R- S M R T saying he did his famous logic sing O – (Rolled his eyes) were you sooo hungry that you ate “A” Rudra

I add as Lily shows a note to the screen, "They're SO bad, I get how it looks to someone who doesn't understand Damon's dark, dark black humor. He calls himself a 'dumb rapist' because I called him that when I found out about some of the stuff he did to the girls. I went into a rampage and beat him up, then I called him a lot of names. Dumb rapist stuck to him, I guess." "This one says, 'To my favorite pair of tits, From Your Dumb Rapist' see? That's when you throw everything you might think you know away. Because when I read that, I blushed. I imagined that deranged boy telling me that as a joke, like everything he says. Of course he's not for everyone's taste, that's why he doesn't have ma

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“The three dummies. Dumb, dumber, and dumbest.” I rolled my eyes and tried to walk past her, but she sidestepped, continuing to block our way. “What’s wrong? Nothing to say?” Storm taunted. “Guess that’s expected from the three uglies.” Alison turned around sharply, glaring at Storm. “Do you only know two words, Storm? ‘Dumb’ and ‘ugly?’ Or is your vocabulary as small as your…” “Alison!” I hissed, trying to stifle a laugh. But it was too late.

"Are you dumb?" "Yes, and I also smell!"