Dumb As A Rock Novels & Stories

“Not the time, please.” “I’m just saying,” I continued, my voice flat and even. I kept my hands tucked into the oversized sleeves of my charcoal sweater so I wouldn’t pick at my cuticles. “Dumb implies a lack of intellectual capacity. Mr. Rivers has capacity; he just chooses to prioritize a frozen disc of vulcanized rubber over basic literacy.” “Excuse me?” The voice came from the chair to my left. It was deep, slightly raspy, and currently vibrating with enough irritation to make my skin itch.

One of his puppets blurted out. What the— Now this dude has actually spoilt my plans, but wait not entirely, let's hear what our dumb drake has to say. "Fuck," he cursed, "are you all that weak? He's dangerous, I am more dangerous. So get your butt up and let's start moving." He screamed furiously at his puppets who had no choice but to do as ordered. Okay dude isn't only dumb, he's stupid, the dumbest living thing I've ever seen. That was really fast.

A clear voice cut him off. I slowly raised my hand and stood up from the back row. “I want to apply too.” The classroom went completely silent for a moment. Then it burst into laughter. “Xena? Is she crazy? She wants to take the provincial exam with a 20-point score?” “She’s just there to make up the numbers, right? Haha.” “She probably can’t even remember the formulas. She’ll just embarrass the school.” Mr. Watson’s smile froze. His brows came together into a deep frown.

Jordan Miller ~•~ "I'm… gonna swinggggg from the chandelier, from the chandelier!" I watched Catherine slide on the ground, her knees scraping the floor as she sang her heart out. "I'm… gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist, like it doesn't exist."

“i act the way i do but trust me i'm not dumb” Their jaw dropped,they were all dumb founded. Bleck is a cool guy just like Romeo. he doesn't talk much but when he does,no one would believe he said it. Though he can be naughty and despicably some times. •••••••••• "welcome sir‘’ Liam said to Lamar as he walked into the warehouse. Liam, have you gotten any thing ？” “yes sir, i actually called to tell you but i couldn't hear you”

, I was on edge of just screaming at him. “You are dumb.”, he said and left without waiting for my answer. What does he mean by I am dumb? He is dumb! His whole family is dumb! I watched him walk towards his friends and he sat with them. They were laughing and giggling about something. I decided to not intervene and sat on the rock near me facing the opposite side. Mindlessly I watched the trees move and the leaves rustle as the wind passed through them. I looked at the ground to find a bunch of stones were gathered at one place, so to kill the boredom I started to kick the stones away one by one. It was fun.

“Gah! This is such a waste of time!” I exclaim exasperated as the damn meat grinder won't unlatch how much I tried to wrench it. “Well, if I can’t bring this thing to you then we’ll have to do it the other way around, is that okay with you Nicholas?” But all I’d got was unrecognizable and barely audible words that I can’t even make out. Well, his brother’s tongue and the duct tape really did serve their purpose. Then an idea crossed my mind.

This life's go no escape, Go hard until I can't see straight, Sunlight burn in' my eyes, How the fuck am I still alive? (Oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa)

“For sure. Well, there you have it, guys, straight from the drummer’s mouth, as it is. With that story in mind, I think it is appropriate we play something from your album, eh, James?” “Absolutely.” “Here’s to Em.” “And don’t mess with the rock chicks,” James added right into the mike. “They will get you.”

You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Kickin’ your can all over the place singin’ We will, we will rock you We will, we will rock you