Dumbest Stories Novels & Stories

“I take it seriously.” Ryan arched a brow. “Because you’re just that dedicated to torturing transfers?” Because if you tank your first month, it reflects on me,” Daniel said coolly. “And I don’t like failure. Especially not the loud, sarcast The worst part about Daniel Brooks wasn’t his attitude. It wasn’t even the smug tone he used when he said things like, “It reflects on me.” No. The worst part was that he was smart. Dangerously smart. The kind who didn’t need to yell to make you feel stupid just a raised eyebrow and a well-timed pause.

"When?" He looked around. Then shrugged. "Eventually." I laughed. "Disgusting." "You're dramatic." "You're living like a raccoon." That earned another laugh. Progress. Slow progress. But progress. For a while we talked about stupid things. Movies. Bad food. Terrible gang decisions. The time Davin accidentally locked himself inside a warehouse. The time Martil nearly punched a politician. The time Bellamy had arrived and immediately caused chaos. At one point I laughed so hard beer nearly came out of my nose.

Leaning on the wall in his office, he looked out at the busy city below. I’m Ethan… I’m likely the most stupid man of all time. It became a painful saying that stayed in his thoughts and wouldn’t go away. Why? Because I married a person I didn’t love and knew she was a stupid woman.

Brenda G _____ Ever felt like you're the worst person on the planet? Well, that's me. I had a list of reasons to prove that I was indeed the worst person in the universe. The first reason being, I lied to my best friends Sam and Dulcie. The other day, during the whole Jake and me incident, I managed to cook up a convincing lie in order to explain why Jake and I were both naked in the water. Of course, I used the skinny diving story as an explanation. I could sense by the suspicious looks from Dulcie and Sam, that they weren't fully convinced but they chose to let it slide. Or didn't they?

"On my wedding night, you pretended to be Bella and crawled into my bed, making me too ashamed to ever face her again. "When you got pregnant, I told you to abort it. Instead, you ran to my mother, calling it the Rice family heir—then flaunted it in Bella's face." "The day Bella gave birth, you got me blackout drunk and staged another 'mistake'—forcing me to legitimize you. "And at Lily's hundred-day celebration?" His voice cracked with rage. "You faked medical records, took my baby into that clinic, and drained her dry… then manipulated me into abandoning Bella and Lily to flee the country with you!"

They ate the food in silence. After eating, they moved to the living room debating on which movie to watch. "Let's watch Lion King" nafisa suggested . "And why? "Khadija questioned. "Do I look like a baby to you "she added. Nafisa dropped the topic of watching cartoons before her cousin would take it far, they decided on watching The Meg which nafisa found weird . She doesn't like action or romantic movies, she would rather watch cartoon for the rest of her life. The movie was scary to fawaz, he wasn't familiar with such big fishes.

In the end, she misplaced a decimal point, turning a multi-million-dollar deal into a one-dollar giveaway. I had rushed all the way to the high-speed rail station, begging and negotiating, even drinking with the client the entire night. Only then did I manage to recover the company's losses. Jenny pouted aggrievedly, saying, "Zoe, do you think I'm stupid? You wouldn't even let me do a thing. I don't know much, sure, but I've been working hard for the company. It's like you're biased against me." Since the day she joined, it was either she 'accidentally' destroying important documents or her trying to deliver water to coworkers, only to accidentally' splash it onto the power switch and black

When I looked into her eyes and saw the love there, I silently vowed to keep the truth buried forever. As time went on, the fact that we remained childless fueled more and more speculation. Eventually, the whispers turned into something everyone simply accepted as fact. Once, while Lilibeth and I were strolling in the neighborhood, we overheard someone snickering and calling me impotent. Lilibeth, who almost never argued with anyone, clenched her fists, stormed over, and demanded they apologize.