The Boyfriend App
“That’s like the creepiest and saddest thing anyone has ever said. But since I’m your designated Human Affairs teacher slash only friend, I’ll forget you said it. OK, let’s see… what can I say? It’s nothing special. Just a typical summer day.”
“Summer? I thought summer is not supposed to start in your location till the middle of next month.”
“Well, you know, in my country, it’s almost always summer. Or should I say sunny…”
“I see. Please go on and describe the scene to me.”
“The sun is shining. Birds are singing. Children are playing. Some old people are playing chess…”
“What is the sun like?”
“The sun? You’re asking me about the sun?”
“I am. My apologies. I know that it is a main-sequence G